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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: passionate, analytical, political, and openly idealistic. They’re a clear overthinker who loves building evidence, like when they say they wouldn’t speak without analyzing scenarios "a million times" in “Let’s talk about this, For context, I'm a queer person myself & I'm a neurodivergent person and I'm more guided by logic and facts than anything.” Lisa-style. Their tweets show academic drive and admiration for intelligence, such as “Zhang Hao makes me want to study harder and I'm already a researcher at uni”, which fits Lisa’s studious, high-achiever persona. They’re politically and emotionally expressive, swearing passionately at the company in “ESSES FILHOS DA PUTA DESGRAClÇADOS DO CARALHO TEM QUE SE FUDER...” while still centering care for the artists, reminiscent of Lisa’s moral outrage paired with deep empathy. Their queer, activist-leaning lens, seen in their bio and in thoughtful threads like “I can relate to your thought process in a way. As our brains process social info in these kind of more analytical ways...”, matches Lisa’s combination of social consciousness, emotional intensity, and nerdy, detailed analysis.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-identify as an introvert and describe 12 hours outside as a nightmare, aligning with I over E, for example when they say their personality is like Gunwook/Hao but "way more introverted" in “guys, I'm curious to know which zb1 members' personalities/vibe/styles are most similar to yours?” and comment that "for an introverts 12 hours outside seems like a nightmare" in this tweet. Their thinking is highly pattern- and meaning-oriented rather than focused on bare facts, such as when they analyze codes and anniversaries in relationships and say "Let's talk about this... I've analyzed all the possible scenarios a million times" in this thread, indicating a strong N preference for abstract interpretation over concrete details. They also frequently process things through emotional and relational lenses, e.g., empathizing with others' feelings in “Think twice before posting your guesses... some might be rlly struggling… let's be thoughtful and kind” and writing heartfelt appreciation like “haotmeal, I thank you from the bottom of my very rainbowful queer heart”, which points clearly to F over T. Their style is structured and decisive—giving advice, proposing guides, and drawing firm conclusions such as “they're the only ones marrying to eo right after the graduation ceremony” in this tweet and strongly worded judgments toward the company in “You ruined the happiness of millions of people… fuck this company”, reflecting a J orientation rather than a flexible P. Overall, the mix of introspection, pattern-based analysis of relationships, strong value-driven stances, and organized, conclusive communication fits best with INFJ.

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Queer, neurodivergent researcher overanalyzing Haobin like it’s peer review. Once cried 3 times in a day over ZB1 and still called it self-care.– @haobination_

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This cocktail is strong but playful, made for someone who says they’re part of the “down bad queers” and lives for a real couple like Haobin, as seen in “How's it like 'shipping' a real ass couple” and “they're SO MARRIED”. Overproof dark rum represents the intense, analytic passion behind their long meta threads like “Let's talk about this, For context, I'm a queer person myself & I'm a neurodivergent person and I'm more guided by logic and facts…”. Blue curaçao brings the ZB1 blue and dreamy romanticism of lines like “You live with him, you work with him, you share your meals and dreams with him…”. The cherry cola reduction nods to their beloved coded drinks and anniversaries in “when we got sure zerocola was code for something more delicious” and “they do celebrate a lot of special anniversaries together, but it's uncertain what exactly each represent for them”. Spicy ginger syrup captures their fiery rants and protective loyalty in “You ruined the happiness of millions of people… fuck this company” and “I have to express my message to yh company in my mother tongue…”. Finally, lime juice and rainbow glitter soda add a bright, queer sparkle for the person who wears 🏳️🌈 in their bio and dreams of a “queer only paradise” like in “let me be in my queer only paradise”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very analytical, evidence-based way of thinking about their ship and media, repeatedly emphasizing logic over wishful thinking. For example, they write, “I'm a queer person myself & I'm a neurodivergent person and I'm more guided by logic and facts than anything. I wouldn't say things if I hadn't analyzed all the possible scenarios a million times” “Let's talk about this, For context, I'm a queer person myself & I'm a neurodivergent person and I'm more guided by logic and facts than anything. I wouldn't say things if I hadn't analyzed all the possible scenarios a million times,what I can tell you is that, so far, among all +”. They carefully assess company narratives and long-term strategy, arguing that a certain framing “wouldn't be even beneficial for them in the long run” and “that wasn't the narrative bp envisioned for them” “I'd say I've more supported than shipped cp in my life bc most my ships turned to be real & I'm not even joking. I'll have to disagree with you. that wasn't fs at all, it wouldn't be even beneficial for them in the long run, that wasn't the narrative bp envisioned for them+”. They also analyze social processing and cultural differences in queer contexts in a nuanced way: “our brains process social info in these kind of more analytical ways… Comparing is difficult as there are cultural differences in the queer community too. But there are things that go beyond that” “I can relate to your thought process in a way. As our brains process social info in these kind of more analytical ways. we overthink the details a lot. Comparing is difficult as there are cultural differences in the queer community too. But there are things that go beyond that,+”. Even their fandom devotion is filtered through intellect and study – they mention Hao makes them “want to study harder” while already being “a researcher at uni” “Zhang Hao makes me want to study harder and I'm already a researcher at uni”. Altogether, this combination of overthinking, meta-analysis of narratives, and explicit love of learning strongly aligns them with Ravenclaw rather than the more impulsive or purely loyalty-driven houses.

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A song that fits them best is Boyfriends by Charlie Puth, because their whole account revolves around treating Haobin as a real, soft, queer couple. They constantly talk about Hanbin as an over-the-top, devoted boyfriend, like when they describe him as “'every meal is a date if I'm with you' kind of bf” and imagine him begging for gaming time with “My lovely and beautiful wifey that I love so much… please?🥺”. Their bio “Down bad queers 🌈🥤” and thread about queer, analytical shipping—“for context, I'm a queer person myself & I'm a neurodivergent person and I'm more guided by logic and facts than anything”—fit the song’s mix of romantic sincerity and knowing, slightly dramatic obsession with boyfriends. They also frame Haobin as undeniably real—“how's it like 'shipping' a real ass couple” and “it's so clear that they're dating atp”—which echoes the song’s focus on very real, everyday boyfriend behavior rather than fantasy. The way they gush over small, intimate behaviors—“Bin is so soft and sweet with neul, they're so cute together, it's really wholesome to watch them” and “You live with him, you work with him, you share your meals and dreams with him and you still look at him with that much passion and love”—matches the song’s tender, detailed look at love between boyfriends. Overall, Boyfriends encapsulates their queer, emotional, slightly dramatic, deeply boyfriend-focused lens on everything.

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