Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sharp, self-aware humor about daily life and games, like joking about The Game Awards and Roblox: “the fraude awards começando” and “o assunto no caixa do mercado foi PROTESTO NO ROBLOX”.
- Politically-aware: Engages critically with politics and public services, e.g. criticizing privatization and public university attacks: “vamos privatizar galera é a solução de tudo!” and “esse movimento contra universidade publica me estressa absurdamente”.
- Academically-driven: Cares about studies and performance, proud of high grades and planning language study: “mto feliz vendo minhas notas e ter nenhuma abaixo de 9!” and “nessas ferias estarei me dedicando exclusivamente ao frances”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares fears and vulnerabilities openly, like bullying memories and anxiety: “ainda sim sinto um enorme medo de adolescente. sofrer bullying na escola é babado mesmo” and “quando eu sinto que vou ter um colapso eu começo a ler coisa besta shoujo”.
- Socially-critical: Questions norms around relationships, gender, and class, e.g. calling out controlling behavior in a meme and mocking elitism: “esse meme me irritou e quis problematizar” and “queria que o povo que fala esse tipo de coisa fosse ******* em praça publica”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequent use of strong profanity and insults may alienate others, e.g. “re3r é uma MERDA puta que pariu” and “voces sao insuportáveis pqp”.
- Self-neglect: Shows patterns of neglecting basic needs, like forgetting to eat for 26 hours and joking about low attendance: “fiquei tao entretida lendo que esqueci de comer” and “eu so fui na primeira aula durante o semestre todo”.
- Pessimistic-tone: Many tweets emphasize irritation, hopelessness, or curses about city, weather, and people: “sao paulo cidade amaldiçoada” and “insônia do cao”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages in or anticipates online fights, mentioning previous backlash and strong reactions to drama: “so nao vo comenta dessa treta do nj pq da ultima vez tomei rajadao” and intense replies like “vai tomar no cuuuu”.
- Social-anxious: Expresses difficulty with social confidence and making friends, e.g. fear of adolescents and wanting a straightforward way to ask for friendship: “sinto um enorme medo de adolescente” and “queria ter amigo na faculdade pf normalizem o oi quer ser meu amigo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very Lisa Simpson type: intellectually curious, politically opinionated, and openly nerdy about their interests. They’re proud of academic performance and self-aware about attendance, like when they say they’re “mto feliz vendo minhas notas e ter nenhuma abaixo de 9!” in “mto feliz vendo minhas notas e ter nenhuma abaixo de 9! nao contem com a frequencia que essa nao passou de 75 ❤️”, which mirrors Lisa’s overachiever streak. Their strong views on public universities and privatization, e.g. “esse movimento contra universidade publica me estressa absurdamente” and the sarcastic “vamos privatizar galera é a solução de tudo!”, fit Lisa’s social-conscious activism. They’re also very online-nerdy and fandom-driven (Resident Evil, novels, fanfic, games), as in “eu sinto mt mais vontade de ler fanfic yaoi abo de 50 paginas doq um artigo pra faculdade”, which parallels Lisa’s obsessive niche interests. Finally, their mix of sensitivity about past bullying and anxiety with humor and self-reflection, like “eu tenho 20 anos e ainda sim sinto um enorme medo de adolescente. sofrer bullying na escola é babado mesmo”, captures Lisa’s combination of vulnerability and resilience.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets focus on their inner world, studying, games, fanfic and small personal anecdotes rather than big social scenes, e.g. joking about reading fanfic instead of articles in “eu sinto mt mais vontade de ler fanfic yaoi abo de 50 paginas doq um artigo pra faculdade” and coping with stress by retreating into shoujo manga in “sempre qnd eu sinto que vou ter um colapso eu começo a ler coisa besta shoujo pra sei lá sentir que tenho apenas 12 anos de novo”. They lean clearly intuitive: they often discuss ideas, contexts and meanings rather than just surface facts, like defending the political and bohemian context of a novela in “o negócio traz uma visão mt foda da boêmia e o mais importante: o contexto de hilda furacão é na ditadura. NÃO tem como falar de hilda sem falar de política, sabe?” and mocking demands for strict realism in fantasy games in “não entendo a galera que preza por coerência realística em jogo que tem a porra de um dinossauro e ritual pra mudar o tempo”. Their decision-making is clearly feeling-driven: they react strongly to perceived injustice or insensitivity (e.g. wanting harsh consequences for cruel comments in “queria que o povo que fala esse tipo de coisa fosse ******* em praça publica”) and defend people’s emotional space in relationships in “nao eh possivel se incomodar por 12 minutos minha filha vá ler uma fanfic e deixe esse homem jogar”. On the J–P axis, they show some academic structure (celebrating high grades in “mto feliz vendo minhas notas e ter nenhuma abaixo de 9!”) but overall come across as spontaneous and flexible: joking about awful attendance in “aquela amiga que tem 9% de presença nas aulas (eu so fui na primeira aula durante o semestre todo)”, impulse-buying skincare in “eu cai... eu cai na tentação de comprar um bioré pq tava com desconto”, and forgetting to eat while reading in “fiquei tao entretida lendo que esqueci de comer slc” all point to a Perceiving style. The combination of inward focus, idealistic and contextual thinking, emotional and value-based reactions, and loose, improvisational lifestyle is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hating RE3R that passionately but still worshipping Ada Wong is so real of you… how about we remake your opinion with a co‑op run: you, me, Leon S. Kennedy’s first lovebombing victim, and a save point at my place?
- You said you’re happier in college than you ever were in school — let me be your favorite subject this semester; I promise I’ll never let your attendance drop below 75% with me.
- If you can go 26 hours forgetting to eat because you’re reading, imagine what would happen if we were reading yaoi A/B/O fanfic together — we’d need a reminder app just to drink water and kiss between chapters.
- You called São Paulo a cursed city, but as long as you’re here, I’m willing to tank the rain, the Uber prices, and the privatized energy just to take the metro with you ‘in a girly way’.
- You dreamt of buying a rice cooker and now you really want one — I fully support this, but I also think you deserve someone who cozinhas your rice *and* cheers when your grades are all above 9… can I apply for that position?
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20 • psych student who games, overshares about São Paulo rain & public universities, and once forgot to eat for 26h because of a fanfic– @haravatatic
Your signature cocktail
Histérica em São Paulo Spritz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans, a nod to her Brazilian, over-caffeinated student grind and lines like “to vendo tanta coisa de st*dytwt que da vontade ate de estudar e meter performance aqui no tt slc” and “nessas ferias estarei me dedicando exclusivamente ao frances hora de virar erudita poliglota na base autodidata”. Watermelon juice brings in the sweet, playful side of bel 🍉 who melts over games, memes and fic, like “eu sinto mt mais vontade de ler fanfic yaoi abo de 50 paginas doq um artigo pra faculdade” and “indo dormir (vou ler dead dove do not eat)”. A bubbly layer of sparkling rosé captures her dramatic, novela-core flair and love of a little high-camp gossip, echoed in “esse cap da novela ta babado” and “sim eu sou uma mulher histérica but im free viva as histerica”. Basil syrup brings the 🌱 from her bio into the glass, softening the chaos with a fresh, herbaceous note that matches tweets like “eu sou bem mais feliz na faculdade do que eu fui na escola”. Finally, a dash of pink pepper bitters represents her sharp, political, slightly pissed-off edge when she rants about public universities and privatization in “esse movimento contra universidade publica me estressa absurdamente” and “vamos privatizar galera é a solução de tudo!”, giving the spritz a spicy finish that hits like a well-placed quote tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through an obvious love of learning and academic performance. They celebrate their grades with pride in an intellectually focused way, writing that they are "mto feliz vendo minhas notas e ter nenhuma abaixo de 9!" and also feel specifically down when they "vai mal na prova do seu orientador", which signals that mastery and intellectual recognition matter a lot to them. They repeatedly frame their life around study and knowledge: joking that stdytwt* makes them want to "estudar e meter performance aqui no tt", being "bem mais feliz na faculdade do que eu fui na escola", and even planning their vacation around self‑directed language learning: "nessas ferias estarei me dedicando exclusivamente ao frances hora de virar erudita poliglota na base autodidata". There’s also clear curiosity about institutions and people’s educational paths, shown when they admit they "abro o perfil pra saber onde a pessoa estuda sou mt xereta", and they jokingly pad their résumé with “chinês básico” while recalling a specific poem, showing a playful relationship with knowledge: "se me perguntarem algo estarei recitando jin sheng yuan". Even their media tastes skew toward the analytical and theoretical (e.g., detailed takes on Hilda Furacão's political context in “o negócio traz uma visão mt foda da boêmia e o mais importante: o contexto de hilda furacão é na ditadura. NÃO tem como falar de hilda sem falar de política”), which is very consistent with Ravenclaw’s love of context, interpretation, and layered understanding. Altogether, their self‑driven study habits, enjoyment of academic life, linguistic curiosity, and reflective media commentary align most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑suited song for them is brutal by Olivia Rodrigo, which captures anxious, chaotic early‑20s energy with a mix of humor and bitterness. They openly talk about academic stress and burnout, like being irritated that professors won’t post grades and worrying about failing classes (“quando ja e 28 de dezembro e seus professores ainda nao postaram as notas entao voce nao faz a menor ideia se pegou dp ou naor”, “quando voce vai mal na prova do seu orientador bate mo depressao pprt”). The song’s theme of feeling messy yet high‑performing matches their mix of pride and self‑deprecation about college life, like celebrating high grades but joking about terrible attendance (“mto feliz vendo minhas notas e ter nenhuma abaixo de 9! nao contem com a frequencia que essa nao passou de 75 ❤️”, “aquela amiga que tem 9% de presença nas aulas”). Their tweets swing between political frustration and ironic shitposting about games, fandoms, and being "histérica" (“sim eu sou uma mulher histérica but im free viva as histerica”, “sao paulo cidade amaldiçoada nao consegue ficar um dia sem chover pqp nao sobra nada pra bel que so queria passea...”), which fits the song’s sarcastic, overwhelmed view of young adulthood. Overall, brutal reflects their mix of vulnerability, anger, humor, and constant low‑grade existential crisis in a very on‑brand way.
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