Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses sexual and absurd humor to entertain moots, e.g. jokes about sitting on characters and explicit innuendo in tweets like “Eu sento nesses 3 lugares” and “Vou encomendar um bolo com uma vela de pica”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and attachment to friends and favorite characters, calling them ‘meu nenê’ and ‘meu favorito’, as in “Meu nenê com um buquê com uma carinha de idiota” and “Aí eu amo esse moot namoral só não é meu favorito porque tenho dois namorados aqui (tentando o terceiro)”.
- Opinionated: Clearly states strong views on media, politics, and fandom drama, e.g. criticism of series and influencers in “Duvido que o chat ia fazer uma série tão merda quanto essa” and protest stance in “#protestandopelobemmaior #forafelca!!!”.
- Sex-positive: Talks openly about sexuality and desire, including preferences for nudes and erotic fantasies, as seen in “Fracos não sabem mandar fotos do peito, da coxa, do abdômen, dos braços. Meus queridos nudes do pau é ultrapassado” and “Nao ironicamente eu tenho apenas sonhos eróticos”.
- Self-aware: Shows awareness of irony, bait, and how Twitter reacts, acknowledging own extremism and jokes in “A hipocrisia dessa rede é tanta... Mantenho as mesmas opiniões mas agora mais extremistas!!!” and calling out people falling for bait in “Vcs caindo no bait kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Uses aggressive insults and wishes harm on others, such as “Ainda bem que ele morreu acho tão tenebroso cl*oguiar” and calling people ‘vadia burra’ in “Vadia burra não sabe nem debater então tem que bloquear”.
- Hypersexual: Sexualizes many topics very explicitly, including violent or shocking imagery like “Vou e ainda vou gozar na coca e dar para seu papaizinho beber kkkkkk” and repeated focus on genitals in tweets like “Olhem eu decorei um pinto”.
- Provocative: Deliberately stirs controversy with inflammatory takes on fandoms and groups, for example baiting reactions from lesbians in “Eu aposto meu cu que vai vir uma lésbica nesse post para cometer algum tipo de homofobia” and mocking fandom behavior in “Fandom de ∅₹|)£M desafio vcs a nao serem insuportáveis”.
- Resentful: Openly holds grudges and admits difficulty with forgiveness, as in “eu nao consigo aplicar a paz, o perdão ou a iluminação... até hoje eu guardo rancor do meu professor de religião”, and shows recurring irritation toward certain people and characters he ‘hates’ in tweets like “Eu odeio tanto a cara dessa mulher ela me faz querer ser cada dia pior”.
- Insensitive: Jokes about sensitive or violent topics in ways that can trivialize others’ experiences, for instance laughing about threats and assault in “Da última vez que eu fui, ameaçaram me estuprar e me deram um soco na cara (tipo de graça)” and making light of homicide scenarios in “A notícia ia ser de homicídio”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, provocative, and very comfortable pushing every possible boundary while still being oddly charismatic. Much like Bart’s constant pranks, they revel in shock humor and sexual jokes, e.g. “Vou encomendar um bolo com uma vela de pica” and “Vou e ainda vou gozar na coca e dar para seu papaizinho beber kkkkkk”. They enjoy baiting people and laughing at the reactions, as in “Vcs caindo no bait kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”, which mirrors Bart’s love of stirring trouble just to watch the chaos. At the same time, they show flashes of sharp moral judgment and strong opinions about hypocrisy and abuse, like in “Incrível como quando a garota apanhava só se ouvia risadas…” and “Deixa eu ver se eu entendi: o Roblox cria um sistema fácil de burlar… ”, echoing Bart’s occasional, surprisingly solid sense of right and wrong. Their mix of juvenile humor, rebellion against norms (social, moral, and sexual), and intermittent ethical clarity is much closer to Bart than to the more earnest Lisa, responsible Marge, or bumbling Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extravert: they constantly interact with moots, pick fights, and openly seek engagement, e.g. joking about being photographed while cruising with cops in “Fui pra caralho para transar polícias gostosos” and openly thirsting over strangers in “Queria que esse cara me conhecesse e me desse uma chance ele tem cara de que beija bem”. Their humor and commentary show strong Intuition: they jump to patterns and meta-opinions about fandoms, hypocrisy, and social dynamics, like criticizing fandom behavior in “Fandom de ∅₹|)£M desafio vcs a nao serem insuportáveis POR UM MINUTO…” and reflecting on double standards in “Pq tudo que homem faz é associado a pedofilia enquanto mulher é só 'transtornos'?”. Their style is clearly Thinking-leaning: they are blunt, confrontational and often attack reasoning rather than soothe feelings, as in “Que mulher burra KKKKK fiquei até mal vsf” and “Vadia burra não sabe nem debater então tem que bloquear…”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and improvisational rather than structured, swinging from sexual jokes like “Vou e ainda vou gozar na coca e dar para seu papaizinho beber kkkkkk” to sudden political or media takes such as “Duvido que o chat ia fazer uma série tão merda quanto essa” without any sign of long-term planning or organized curation. Overall, the combination of provocative extroversion, pattern-focused commentary, sharp debater tone, and spontaneous chaos fits ENTP better than the other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d sit near Nikto or Krueger because the worst that could happen is a ‘go fuck yourself’—how about you upgrade and sit next to me instead, I promise the worst I’ll do is ask to kiss you during the cutscene.
- You bragged about decorating a ‘pinto’—if you put half that creative energy into decorating a date night, I’ll bring the tarot cards and let you predict how many times I call you ‘delicious’ before dessert.
- You said you’d buy 29 BTS tickets just to not go—so if I ask you out, does that mean you’ll say yes but actually show up this time, or do I need to compete with your 2 (soon 3) Twitter boyfriends first?
- You prefer chest, thighs, abs and arms pics over boring nudes; as a man who appreciates men, I feel like we should just skip to the part where my torso becomes your new favorite timeline content.
- You’re pagan, hate sertanejo, love Bridgerton, and keep feeling ‘cheiro de sangue’—are you summoning something, or did you just conjure me as the tall, slightly unhinged boyfriend you manifest in every horny tweet?
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Gay, 1.8xm of chaos, tarot enthusiast & uniform enjoyer. Once went to photograph cops, stayed for the thighs. Opinions sharp, humor sharper.– @Harceleur__
Your signature cocktail
The Nikto Naughtytail
The overproof dark rum matches his loud, chaotic confidence and thirst for drama, like when he jokes about picking fights and chaos in threads “Vcs caindo no bait kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”. Cherry liqueur brings sweetness and flirtatious energy, mirroring the horny, romantic side that wants to drown in men’s chests and coxas “Gosto quando coxas assim esmagam minha cabeça” and “Eu nos peitos dele”. The espresso shot is his hyper, talkative, forever-online vibe, turning even sleep into a secondary concern to thirst and takes, like “Nao ironicamente eu tenho apenas sonhos eróticos”. A smoked salt rim represents the constant shade, rancor and sharp tongue, as when he admits he can’t do forgiveness and still holds grudges “eu nao consigo aplicar a paz, o perdão ou a iluminação... até hoje eu guardo rancor do meu professor de religião”. Finally, a splash of cola nods to his dirty humor and unfiltered sexual jokes, like threatening to serve a very special drink to someone’s dad “Vou e ainda vou gozar na coca e dar para seu papaizinho beber kkkkkk”. This ends up as a strong, naughty, slightly bitter-sweet cocktail that looks fun on the surface but definitely hits harder than expected—just like his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in @Harceleur__’s tweets is a sharp, ruthless, and often strategic way of engaging with people and conflict that fits Slytherin far better than any other house. They openly embrace manipulation and extortion for personal gain, joking about money and advantage in a very calculated way, as in “OLHA A GRANA QUE ESSE CARA ME DEU nao tem jeito vamos extorquir”. Their willingness to escalate, hit where it hurts, and disregard ‘niceness’ norms is clear from tweets like “Vou e ainda vou gozar na coca e dar para seu papaizinho beber kkkkkk” and “Vadia burra não sabe nem debater então tem que bloquear porque tem trauma da mamãe roubando os namoradinhos e depois dando bronca KK palhaçada”, which show a comfort with going below the belt to win or dominate. They also display a strong sense of self-preservation and distrust of institutions, e.g. critiquing systems that enable abuse in “o Roblox cria um sistema fácil de burlar, que vai fazer um pedo ter mais liberdade pra fazer as coisas”, and keeping long-term grudges as in “até hoje eu guardo rancor do meu professor de religião que tirou um ponto meu… só pq eu não sabia o versículo da bíblia”. There is ambition and pride in their identity and presentation (e.g. “Sou gay, já treino e se eu parar vou continuar delicioso”), and a clear enjoyment of power dynamics—sexual, social, and rhetorical—rather than the humility of Hufflepuff or the pure idealism of Gryffindor. While they show flashes of humor and analysis that a Ravenclaw might share, the dominant traits are cunning, vindictiveness, self-interest, and opportunism, which are quintessentially Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance fits them because it mixes dark, chaotic humor with obsessive, lustful energy, which is exactly how they talk about attraction and relationships. They constantly sexualize and dramatize crushes, like when they say they’d “transar polícias gostosos” in a thread about places they’ve been: “5. Fui pra caralho para transar polícias gostosos” and fantasize openly about men: “Gosto quando coxas assim esmagam minha cabeça”. Their bio already sounds like a melodramatic lyric — “Four men in uniform, to carry home, my little soldier” — mirroring the theatrical tragedy and kinkiness in Bad Romance. They embrace extremism and unapologetic opinions, as in “A hipocrisia dessa rede é tanta... Mantenho as mesmas opiniões mas agora mais extremistas!!!”, matching the song’s theme of wanting love and chaos intertwined. The mix of camp, aggression, and eroticism throughout their timeline makes Bad Romance the best single-song encapsulation of their online persona.
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