Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community Driven: Actively engages with followers and encourages interaction, as seen when asking “Hello moots cmere please talk to me”.
- Artistic Appreciation: Shows creative passion by “lowkey draw ganyu” and giving credit to their “pfp by @xiulanism”.
- Unapologetically Expressive: Clearly communicates personal boundaries and values regarding political stances and “terrorists”.
- Multilingual: Seamlessly switches between “ENG/ESP” to connect with a wider audience and represent their Chilean heritage.
- Enthusiastic Gamer: Displays high energy and dedication to games, celebrating a pull with “YRRREEEEEEESSSSSS OMGGGGGG 27 PITY”.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination Habits: Admits to a lack of motivation by asking for likes to “stop procrastinating”.
- Intense Reactions: Communication style can be aggressive and repetitive, such as spamming “I hate lunar reactions”.
- Impulsive Language: Uses harsh insults like “FUCK YOU OH EWWWWW HE FUGGGGLYYYYYYYYYYUYYY” toward characters or others.
- Resource Mismanagement: Admits to poor gameplay planning, stating their “builds are horrendous” and their account is bricked.
- Attention Seeking: Expresses a repetitive desire for viral fame, tweeting “One day my tweets will blow up” eight times in one post.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a passionate media enjoyer who isn't afraid to voice strong opinions on social and political issues, as seen when they state, “If you voted for trump... DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT WITH ME”. They share Lisa's creative spirit and appreciation for niche art, evidenced by their drawing of Genshin Impact characters and their high praise for cinema like “Cosmic Princess Kaguya”. Despite their intellectual side, they also experience the frequent emotional highs and lows of a teenager, ranging from the despair of losing a '50/50' gacha roll to the absolute joy of “OMGGGGGG 27 PITYYYYYYYYYYYY”. Ultimately, their blend of social activism, multifandom obsession, and earnestness makes them a modern, digital-native version of Springfield's favorite jazz-playing activist.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
@HardLifeGlazer exhibits Extroversion through their frequent calls for social interaction and attention-seeking posts like “Hello moots cmere please talk to me” and “One day my tweets will blow up”. Their Intuition is seen in their obsession with abstract fandom tropes, ships, and emotional media narratives, such as their deep fixation on the ending of a movie being “so opennnn”. They lean heavily toward Feeling, making decisions and expressing views based on intense personal values and emotional outbursts, evidenced by their passionate stance: “I DO NOT WANT TO INTERACT WITH SCUMS LIKE THOSE TERRORISTS”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is clear from their self-admitted lack of organization and spontaneity, seen in “10 likes and i’ll stop procrastinating” and the admission that “my builds are horrendous”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Neuvillette wall? Because I’m ready to run straight into you and never recover. 💔
- I might not be a gacha banner, but you definitely won’t lose the 50/50 on me—I’m way more reliable than a Columbina rerun.
- Are you the ending of 'Cosmic Princess Kaguya'? Because you’ve left me wide open for a sequel and I’m desperate for more of our story.
- Is your name Varesa? Because according to my timeline, you’re the only 'best dps' capable of dealing direct damage to my heart.
- You don’t even need to do a Welkin giveaway to get my attention; I’d skip every story quest in the game just to spend more time talking to you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Passionate media analyst and gamer with a focus on immersive storytelling in Genshin Impact. Once drew Ganyu out of pure boredom; now I’m too busy avoiding lolicons.– @HardLifeGlazer
Your signature cocktail
The Bricked Account Bitter-Sweet Spritz
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed 'lesbian android powered by yuri'. The Chilean Pisco honors their roots while the electric blue color reflects a high-energy personality that screams “YRRREEEEEEESSSSSS OMGGGGGG” when luck hits. The bitter Campari represents the heartbreak of being 'columbinaless for the next 4 5 patches', mixed with glitter for a multifandom 'media enjoyer' who thinks Kaeya is “lowkey hot.” It’s experimental, loud, and definitely “scary as fuck.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Borjajas exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of fiery, impulsive standing up for beliefs, especially seen in their blunt political boundary-setting: “If you voted for trump... DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT WITH ME”. Their bravery manifests in a raw, unfiltered communication style, whether they are aggressively defending their identity—“I’d rather be a tourist, yuritard, retard and troon (as they say) than a lolicon”—or loudly celebrating a gacha win with high-energy shouting like “AAAAAAAQAAQASSWAAA YRRREEEEEEESSSSSS OMGGGGGG”. This combination of passion, strong moral lines, and an energetic, sometimes reckless disregard for 'playing it cool' aligns perfectly with the house of the lion.
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Your song
Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA
This song perfectly encapsulates @HardLifeGlazer’s high-energy, chaotic, and unapologetically expressive personality found throughout their timeline. Their tweets are filled with dramatic outbursts and a love for pop-culture aesthetics, ranging from extreme excitement like “AAAAAAAQAAQASSWAAA YRRREEEEEEESSSSSS OMGGGGGG 27 PITY” to playful self-deprecation about their identity as a “lesbian android powered by yuri”. The song’s themes of being a 'hot mess' align with their own commentary on characters: “She looks like a hot mess”. Furthermore, the track's rebellious and colorful spirit matches their bio's 'multifandom' nature and their blunt dismissal of those they dislike, such as when they tell certain users “DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT WITH ME”. Overall, the song mirrors their mix of gacha-gaming obsession, vibrant gender fluidity, and 'chronically online' humor.
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