Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently uses jokes and absurdity, like the sarcastic poll in “Hey guys I’m running a poll. How many of you guys have a twitter?” and gag lines like “A moose can cum through your windshield”.
- Dedicated gamer: Shows long-term commitment and skill across games, e.g. “100% doom completion on nightmare”, finishing all MK1 combo trials in “Finished every combo trial!”, and grinding to grandmaster in “Got my kombat league skin. Made it to grandmaster in under a hundred sets”.
- Technical curiosity: Engages with technical details, like soldering an Xbox controller in “Opened up my Xbox 360 controller because it didn’t turn on” and asking specific mechanics questions such as “What are all of the kung Lao hat moves checked by Floyd?”.
- Supportive educator: Holds office hours and reflects on student interactions in “Had a guy come in for office hours who said he was working on the project” and schedules help time around deadlines in “I made the incredible decision to hold my office hours on the night the project is due.”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Expresses strong positive energy about media and events, like “HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!! GREATEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR!!!”, praising Superman in “Superman movie was good. Theatre was packed...”, and celebrating Hulk in “Marvel rivals has hulk in it, I’m a fan”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or insulting phrasing toward others, e.g. telling cousins to kill themselves in “Gravity falls is so ugly my cousins should kill themselves”.
- Self-deprecating identity: Bio labels self as low IQ in “5’3” | 68 IQ” and jokes about being a bad father in “I can’t believe I forgot my balloons birthday was yesterday. I’m a bad father”, reinforcing negative self-imagery.
- Dark humor: Leans on suicidal or death-related jokes, like “you just want to kill yourself but don’t because that would mean you stop drinking” and wanting “graphic suicide” in “The self destruct for raiden I wanted was graphic suicide not a pressure tool”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets emotionally in the moment about personal stress, such as “Hey I figured out why I’ve been so emotional this week, I need to talk to you when you’re free” and immediately after a rough exam in “Dear God what have I done. That exam was rougher than it should’ve been.”.
- Provocative edginess: Relies on shock value for humor, like sexually graphic imagery in “A moose can cum through your windshield” and extreme phrasing toward media in “With WTAC, you just want to kill yourself but don’t because that would mean you stop drinking”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, self-deprecating, weirdly competent at times, and driven by impulsive pleasures like games, movies, and junk food. The extreme, over-the-top jokes such as “Gravity falls is so ugly my cousins should kill themselves” and the drink invention in “From the mind that brought you Vodka Mountain Dew: White Tequila Apple Cider…” feel very Homer-esque in their reckless absurdity. Like Homer, he repeatedly stumbles into minor disasters (broken bed, bad DoorDash orders, hardware issues) and then shrugs them off with humor, as in “I ordered Taco Bell on DoorDash and most of my order isn’t even here… they offered me a $3 partial refund” and “New gpu fan has been ordered for laptop”. There’s also a surprisingly competent side under the goofiness: he teaches or runs office hours in “Had a guy come in for office hours who said he was working on the project…” and celebrates serious gaming accomplishments like “100% doom completion on nightmare”. Overall, he mixes dumb jokes and spur-of-the-moment obsession (Marvel Rivals, Mortal Kombat, TF2) with flashes of real skill and responsibility, which is very much in line with Homer at his best (and funniest).
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts center on solitary hobbies like grinding games and labbing tech rather than social life, e.g. detailed gaming updates such as "This is the extent of the T(hrow) 1000 labbing. This is all I'm interested in." and "Man I have no idea where to even start with sc. It’s gonna be a little bit rough", with very little emphasis on big friend groups or parties. They appear Intuitive (N), focusing on systems and ideas more than raw sensory detail: note the game-design suggestion in "Marvel rivals needs to add a mechanic where when supports and dps take damage they get like 50% reduced healing received for like five seconds. Introduces the idea to John punisher that he should disengage for a moment to get healed and removes support pattycake" and the playful theoretical observation in "Alucard is dracula backwards guys did you know that?". Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, analytical, and often darkly humorous instead of tactful, as in "Gravity falls is so ugly my cousins should kill themselves" and the dry critique in "Had a guy come in for office hours who said he was working on the project. I asked him which part and he said the coding one. Thank you for giving me a specific answer where in the python project for the python class you are man.". They show more Perceiving (P) than J: their life looks improvised and reactive (e.g. last‑minute office hours in "I made the incredible decision to hold my office hours on the night the project is due." and chaotic personal choices like "I shaved the right half of my face only"), while planning is mostly ad‑hoc around games and assignments. Overall, the mix of introverted, system‑obsessed, logically blunt, and somewhat disorganized behavior best fits INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can 100% DOOM on nightmare and still lab Quan Chi and Ghostface, I trust you could absolutely speedrun making my heart drop combos. Wanna queue up a set that’s just ‘you, me, and command grabs’?
- You fixed an Xbox 360 controller with solder, reinstalled your doorknobs, and ordered a new GPU fan—clearly you’re into long, painful projects. Can I apply to be the next thing you ‘half fix’ and keep coming back to?
- You’re out here celebrating Hulk in Marvel Rivals, grinding Kombat League to Grandmaster, and returning to Helldivers… meanwhile I’m just trying to earn enough Towers of Time points to unlock a chance at a date with you.
- You shaved only the right half of your face, broke your bed, and invented White Tequila Apple Cider—statistically, the most dangerous thing about you is how fast I’d say yes if you asked me out.
- You labbed T(hrow) 1000, figured out Ermac combo 7 in a dream, and hit Loki ults so good people swap off Hela; I don’t need 68 IQ to know the optimal play is to DI straight into your DMs and never tech the grab.
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Your new Twitter bio
Engineer, TA & command-grab enjoyer. Once fixed an Xbox 360 controller with solder, then immediately broke it again. Games, movies, math, and Mortal Kombat.– @harris_alive
Your signature cocktail
The QuanChi Command Grab
This cocktail riffs on their own cursed creation, leveling up the legendary combo from “From the mind that brought you Vodka Mountain Dew: White Tequila Apple Cider With WTAC, you just want to kill yourself but don’t because that would mean you stop drinking” into a more drinkable but still chaotic mix. White tequila is the reckless, lab-monster core of a guy who celebrates 100% clears like “100% doom completion on nightmare” and flexes about beating Act 1 in roguelikes in “I am one of the 1.5% of steam players to beat act 1”. Apple cider adds a cozy, holiday sweetness for someone who screams “HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!! GREATEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR!!!” and posts festive “Merry Christmas” pics. Mountain Dew or citrus soda channels their chaotic gamer grind—from “It’s Fortnite Friday baby!” to obsessing over Mortal Kombat tech like “As much as I enjoy Quan Chi it seems my overall taste has not changed. I’m still a ggst Potemkin… Command grabs are still too fun for me to pass up.”. A dash of bitters leans into their dark, unfiltered humor such as “Gravity falls is so ugly my cousins should kill themselves” and deadpan lines like “A moose can cum through your windshield”. Finally, the little energy/soda splash is the lab-goblin pop of hype that keeps them soldering controllers in “Opened up my Xbox 360 controller… I half fixed with soldering” and grinding towers for cosmetics in “Got my kombat league skin. Made it to grandmaster in under a hundred sets”—a finish that hits like a command grab you never saw coming.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their profile shows a strong blend of wit, analytical thinking, and a genuine love of learning, all of which scream Ravenclaw. They repeatedly approach games and problems in a methodical, lab-heavy way, like when they break down character tools and mechanics in Mortal Kombat and other games, e.g. analyzing throw tech and labbing in depth in “This is the extent of the T(hrow) 1000 labbing. This is all I'm interested in.” and talking through meta ideas like healing-reduction mechanics in Marvel Rivals in “Marvel rivals needs to add a mechanic where when supports and dps take damage they get like 50% reduced healing received for like five seconds…”. There’s also evident academic engagement: they mention lectures, homework, and office hours from the instructor side, critiquing a vague student answer with dry, precise humor in “I asked him which part and he said the coding one. Thank you for giving me a specific answer where in the python project for the python class you are man.”. Their humor tends to be clever and language-focused rather than purely emotional or status-driven, like the playful word jokes in “Alucard is dracula backwards guys did you know that?” and “The watchwatchmenmen watch the watchmen of course”. While there is some competitiveness and ambition in ranked play and achievements, such as “100% doom completion on nightmare”, it’s framed more as a personal challenge and systems mastery than as a Slytherin-style drive for dominance, reinforcing Ravenclaw as the best fit.
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Your song
Brain Damage - Pink Floyd
A well-suited song is “Brain Damage” by Pink Floyd, which blends dark humor, self-deprecation, and a sense of being delightfully off-kilter—very similar to this account’s vibe. They lean into chaotic, unhinged jokes like “A moose can cum through your windshield” and “Cows create milk when they die”, echoing the song’s playful treatment of madness. Their bio, “QUAN CHI | 5’3” | 68 IQ”, plus bits like “MN I love y girlfriends” and the broken-bed mishap in “Broke bed :(”, feel like someone happily aware their life is a bit of a shambles. At the same time, they’re surprisingly competent and obsessive in their hobbies—beating DOOM on nightmare in “100% doom completion on nightmare” and labbing MK tech in “Finished every combo trial!”—which fits the song’s theme of a mind that’s intense and overclocked, just not quite on the usual wavelength. The mix of gaming grind, bizarre one-liners, and a running joke that their brain is slightly fried makes “Brain Damage” a strong thematic match.
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