Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal supporter: Consistently backs his team and praises the “brilliant” atmosphere at Barnsley FC.
- Analytical thinker: Provides detailed insight into player interviews and “professional” media transparency.
- Witty humor: Uses clever wordplay, such as mocking a player's name because “his name is a sauce”.
- Observant: Notices small details in club media, like how “new graphics” look like men on players' shoulders.
- Engaged citizen: Shows an interest in local landmarks, mourning the “end of an era” for the Courthouse.
Weaknesses:
- Vulgar language: Frequently uses profanity to describe players or transfer news, such as “raw dog that shit”.
- Impatience: Spams multiple tweets in minutes while waiting for a “teaser for korma”.
- Abrasive criticism: Directly insults professionals, calling a manager a “wanker” on camera.
- Pessimism: Quick to label his club a “laughing stock” when things aren't looking good.
- Hyperbolic reactions: Exaggerates poor performance by claiming a player turns like a “double decker bus with no wheels”.
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Like Barney, Harry is a fiercely loyal 'regular' at his local haunt, showing deep emotion for his home turf, specifically through his love for “them reds eh” and the “end of an era” regarding a local pub. He possesses a classic Springfield-style cynicism toward authority, frequently complaining that his “board are at fault, fuck them” when things go wrong. Despite his grievances, he remains a dedicated superfan who celebrates small victories with a hearty “whey”. Ultimately, Harry captures Barney’s blend of local pride, occasional loud-mouthed frustration, and a life centered around the highs and lows of his favorite institution.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Harry displays Extroversion through his constant, real-time engagement with the online football community and local atmosphere, such as his nostalgic post about a local pub: “end of an era #courthouse”. His Sensing trait is evident in his focus on concrete, physical details of the game and officiating, noting specifically how a “linesman in front of west stand today made about 5 offside calls”. He leans Thinking with his blunt, often profane critiques of players and management, calling Nathan Jones a “wanker” and blaming the board for making the club a “laughing stock”. Finally, his Perceiving nature shows through spontaneous, rapid-fire commentary and a preference for raw, unpolished reveals, as seen when he predicts a team will “just straight up raw dog” a player announcement without any prior planning or teasers.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Conor Hourihane? Because you're clearly well-spoken, transparent, and exactly the professional insight I've been looking for.
- Is your name Lewis Mayo? Because your name is a sauce, and I'm definitely getting lost in it.
- I promise I’ll never turn like Conor Coady—I’d much rather be the 'little man on your shoulder' from those new Barnsley graphics.
- Forget waiting until 7:55 for a teaser, I’m ready to announce my interest in you right now without any raw dogging teasers.
- The EFL officials might not know the offside rule, but I definitely know when I’ve met a 'fucking player and a guy' worth signing up.
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Die-hard Barnsley FC supporter analyzing League One from Ponty Road. From debating officiating to tracking the next big signing—everything for the Reds.– @harry_12b
Your signature cocktail
The Raw Dog Korma Collins
This cocktail is a tribute to a die-hard Barnsley fan who lives for 'them reds' and demands transparency from the board. The Yorkshire gin base represents his roots on Ponty Road, while the spiced mango nectar is a nod to his frantic countdown for player announcements, specifically when he predicted they would “announce korma at 8 with no teaser just straight up raw dog that shit”. It has a bitter edge to reflect his frustration with EFL refs—“officiating in EFL is absolutely woeful”—and a red tint for the club he loves. Finally, we add a drop of 'red sauce' because as Harry says, “his name is a sauce lewis mayo”. Serve it strong, because being the “laughing stock of league one” requires a stiff drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Harry exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of blunt, outspoken honesty, often delivering fiery critiques regardless of the backlash. He demonstrates a strong sense of justice and a willingness to call out perceived incompetence, such as when he asserts that “officiating in EFL is absolutely woeful” or when he boldly labels a manager “that wanker” for his touchline antics. His impulsive and raw communication style is evident in his anticipation of a club announcement where he predicts they will “just straight up raw dog that shit”. This combination of passionate loyalty to his club and a fearless, slightly reckless approach to sharing his opinions aligns him perfectly with the house of the brave.
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Your song
Red Red Wine - UB40
As a dedicated supporter of Barnsley FC, Harry’s entire identity revolves around 'them reds,' making this classic an anthem for his loyalty. He is deeply invested in the club's culture, praising the “insight from players” and the professionalism of figures like Hourihane. His tweets capture the emotional highs and lows of a fan, from celebrating a “brilliant” moment to the frustration of wanting the club to look “like a proper club again”. The song's mellow but persistent rhythm reflects his steady, long-term commitment to a team that often leaves him “just hope they can sort it out.”
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