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Your Simpsons character
@harucinating embodies the chaotic, attention-seeking energy of Bart Simpson, characterized by a mix of prankster bravado and adolescent vulnerability. They lean into a self-deprecating humor and a "troublemaker" persona, much like Bart, even joking “I am haruaki and I’m sooo scary” or questioning “Am I a chud..”. Their impulsivity shines through when they admit “I lwk ate a bunch of moldy cheese why am I a failure”, mirroring Bart's frequent lapses in judgment. Despite the bravado, there is a desire for recognition, as they hope to be so well-known that others “start quivering in your boots” upon hearing their name. This blend of school-age rebellion and a desperate need for social validation makes Bart the perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Haruaki exhibits Extroversion (E) through an energetic, attention-seeking online presence, explicitly stating a desire to be “well known in mrtktwt and milgramtwt” so people 'quiver in their boots.' Their Intuition (N) is seen in their surreal humor and abstract self-description, claiming “you were actually just imagining all of my tweets and I actually don’t truly exist.” They lean toward Feeling (F), prioritizing personal connections and emotional expression, such as when they worry “this is because my friend doesn’t love me anymore” regarding their art. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, from “lwk eating a bunch of moldy cheese” to the frantic realization that they “FORHOT TO TURN THR OVEN ORF” while already at school.

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14-year-old artist and aspiring teacher. Lover of soup and MILGRAM. Fun fact: I once accidentally left the oven on during school, but I am still here today!– @harucinating

Your signature cocktail
This experimental drink represents Haruaki’s chaotic energy and their specific love for 'edible things!'. The blue gin base reflects their sadness over social media silence since 'blue means sad and blue is the color of notifications on twitter', while the wine float symbolizes the 'Evil haru' persona they sometimes adopt. It’s a strong but sweet concoction meant to be enjoyed while 'playing Roblox' or waiting for their house to burn down because they 'FORHOT TO TURN THR OVEN ORF'. A silver star is added because even if they aren't 'good at art,' they still 'like drawing' and deserve a treat.

Your Hogwarts House
Haruaki’s online presence is defined by a deep-seated Hufflepuff loyalty and a focus on simple, communal joys. They express a desire for harmony, suggesting, “We should all hold hands and be happy”, and frequently celebrate small, shared victories like when they got dumplings and “we all cheered”. Despite self-deprecating humor about their skills, they display Hufflepuff perseverance by continuing to draw simply because they “like drawing”. Furthermore, their dedication to their community is evident through their engagement with followers and friends, such as posting “headcanon” threads and sharing “friend groups costumes”. Their modesty and focus on basic kindness over ambition align them perfectly with Helga Hufflepuff’s house.

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The chaotic, high-energy, and self-deprecating nature of harucinating’s feed perfectly mirrors the frantic energy of hyperpop. They often alternate between extreme confidence, like wanting to make people “quivering in your boots”, and humorous admissions of failure, such as admitting “I lwk ate a bunch of moldy cheese why am I a failure”. Their obsession with internet subcultures like Roblox and Milgram, paired with erratic tweets like “JBYBJHHBU OB MY GOD. I FORHOT TO TURN THR OVEN ORF”, aligns with the genre's sensory overload. Even their approach to age and identity feels like a digital performance, notably claiming “I’m 14 so basically I’m a adult”. Ultimately, their presence is a blend of irony and earnestness that defines the modern chronically online aesthetic.

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