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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user's edgy internet persona, they exhibit Lisa Simpson's core traits of high intelligence and artistic sensitivity, specifically through their ability to play the complex piano piece “fantasie impromtu” and their deep emotional investment in narratives like Banana Fish. Much like Lisa, the user often feels alienated and frustrated by the perceived ignorance of those around them, bluntly stating that “magas are so stupid omg” and expressing a desire to escape their home environment because “i hate my parents sm i wanna move out so bad”. They share a mutual struggle with mental health and social anxiety, frequently worrying about their public image and the opinions of others, as seen when they tweet “im scared what are they saying about me”. Ultimately, both characters navigate a world they find exhausting with a mixture of academic skill, creative hobbies, and a sharp, cynical tongue.

Your MBTI personality Type
Haru exhibits Introversion (I) through their frequent mentions of solitary activities like watching anime, playing piano, and maintaining a “priv” account, alongside anxieties about social interactions such as “private accounts keep quoting... im scared what are they saying about me”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their appreciation for abstract art and anime themes, specifically calling Banana Fish “beautiful” and engaging with niche internet subcultures. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as their feed is heavily driven by intense personal emotions and vulnerability, ranging from “i love my parents sm i wanna move out so bad” to visceral reactions like “IM SO SAD IM CRRING”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows through a spontaneous and unorganized posting style, often reacting to immediate whims like “do i watch banana fish... or sleep” or admitting “my playlist changed order again im gonna #KILL myself”.

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Digital artist and pianist with a penchant for classical music and anime. When I’m not perfecting my Chopin, I’m likely debating the latest tech trends. 🎹✨– @haruxgold

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This drink captures the chaotic '20teen' energy of a user who is “so funny guys” but also deeply embedded in intense online subcultures. The high-proof gin and silver garnish reflect the stark reality of being a “cat scratch warrior”, while the sweet banana base honors their claim: “I love banana fish omg”. The sour notes represent their biting political commentary, like how “magas are so stupid omg”, balancing the sweetness of their fan-girl moments. It is a strong, experimental cocktail for someone who isn't afraid to post “i feel like shit but at least my makeup looks good”.

Your Hogwarts House
Haru exhibits a strong focus on self-preservation and boundary-setting, frequently asserting their status and calling out those who cross them with a sharp, cunning wit. They demonstrate a classic Slytherin 'in-group' loyalty and protective nature over their social circle, as seen in the tweet “unfollowing spree who survived!!!”. Their resourcefulness and ambition for social influence are evident when they ironically celebrate their reach, stating, “thank you for 3.8 billion followers”. Furthermore, Haru’s blunt honesty and tendency to prioritize their own emotional state, such as when they say “i feel like shit but at least my makeup looks good”, aligns with the house's focus on self-image and survival through internal strength. Their directness in confronting others, like telling someone to “shut the fuck up” or “fuck off”, reflects a preference for power dynamics and personal autonomy over Hufflepuff kindness or Ravenclaw diplomacy.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Haru’s focus on aesthetics and the internal struggle of self-harm, as seen when she tweets, “i feel like shit but at least my makeup looks good”. The lyrics about body image and feeling like a “mess” resonate with her bio mentioning #shedtwt and her explicit post, “I NEED TO CUT MYSELF”. Furthermore, the song reflects the frustration of trying to fit in while dealing with mental health struggles, which mirrors her tweet, “my cuts are itchy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Prom Queen matches the bittersweet, raw, and chronically online personality Haru displays throughout her feed.

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