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Moe Szyslak is a perpetually bitter, profanity‑laden bartender who constantly complains about the cost of running his tavern, much like the user’s endless rants about rising bills – 'Vodafone increasing my bill by 14.4% the filthy shits!' and 'When did @Tesco carrots change from 1kg to 800g? Same price though!' echo Moe’s frustration. The user’s angry football outbursts such as 'Fuck off VAR' and 'We’re so FUCKING SHIT #NFFC' match Moe’s short‑tempered reactions to a bad night at the bar. Their nostalgic references to 'RIP Johnnie Walker… Sunday afternoons' and 'RIP Steve Wright' show a longing for simpler times, a sentiment Moe often expresses when he laments his fading glory. Finally, the user’s obsessive support for Nottingham Forest and constant venting about the team’s misfortunes – 'One less competition etc etc 🥲 #nffc' – fits the archetype of a local sports fan who spends evenings at Moe’s Tavern watching the Springfield Isotopes and railing against the referees.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows extraverted behavior by frequently commenting on public events and engaging with followers, e.g., "Watching #NFFC on TNT..." and "Matchday!!! Gonna take a walk into Nottingham soon for some pre match beers." They focus on concrete details and present reality, as seen in posts about exact prices like "Tesco petrol was 138.9 yesterday now 142.9 today..." and "£73.28 a day I pay for nursery". Their decision‑making is logical and fact‑based, critiquing rules and fairness in tweets such as "How is that not a penalty????? Fuck off VAR" and "The application of the handball rule is weird". They also display a spontaneous, flexible style, venting impulsively with lines like "Fuck this shit" and "We're so FUCKING SHIT #NFFC". This combination of extraverted, sensing, thinking, perceiving traits points to an ESTP personality.

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Football fan, #NFFC devotee, FPL strategist & cost‑of‑living watchdog. Once spent an hour debating VAR with my coffee machine.– @hashbrown

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The VAR-geddon Forest Foul is a bitter, smoky cocktail that mirrors hashbrown’s fiery love-hate relationship with Nottingham Forest. A shot of bourbon gives it the hard-hitting strength of a "We’re so FUCKING SHIT #NFFC" rant, while Fernet-Branca adds the bitter "How is that not a penalty????? Fuck off VAR" vibe. Ginger beer brings the spicy heat of his complaints about price hikes like "So that's Virgin Media trying to add £7 a month for no reason" and the fresh lime juice adds the sour punch of his frustration over nursery fees. Together the ingredients capture his mix of passion, anger, and occasional sarcasm, making the drink as complex and volatile as his timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates strong loyalty and perseverance to Nottingham Forest, repeatedly supporting the club even during defeats: "Fucking love Yates #NFFC", "At the game today. We won last time I was here so omens are good #COYR #NFFC", and "We're so FUCKING SHIT #NFFC". They stay engaged and patient, posting frequent match updates and expressing disappointment without abandoning the fandom, as seen in "One less competition etc etc 🥲 #nffc" and "Massive gap in the wall. Invited it. Could see that happen all day long #NFFC". Their concern for others, like posting "RIP Johnnie Walker" and "RIP Rob Burrow", reflects the Hufflepuff traits of kindness and fairness. While they are vocal about frustrations (e.g., "How is that not a penalty????? Fuck off VAR"), this outspokenness comes from deep attachment rather than personal ambition, aligning with Hufflepuff's honest and supportive nature. Overall, the pattern of consistent loyalty, hard work, and empathy points to Hufflepuff.

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They repeatedly vent about their team’s poor performance ('We’re so FUCKING SHIT #NFFC', 'Christ what a farce VAR is #NFFC') and about rising costs ('The tax free childcare system is so difficult to use 1) Navigate to website ...', 'Energy gone from £90 a month to £185 a month'). This mirrors the Rolling Stones’ classic anthem (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, which is all about chronic dissatisfaction and rebellious anger. The song’s iconic refrain I can’t get no satisfaction captures their constant complaints about VAR decisions, handball rulings ('The application of the handball rule is weird') and the cost‑of‑living pressures. Like the song’s gritty guitar riff, their tweets are raw, profanity‑laden, and unapologetically outspoken, often ending with Fuck this shit. The track’s rebellious spirit aligns perfectly with their refusal to accept the status‑quo.

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