Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Makes themed plushies, bakes character-inspired cakes, and builds small detonators (e.g., "plushie post made a blueberry pie" and "I made a small detonator for Haruna").
- Community-Oriented: Shares food and plushie posts, tags characters, and greets followers (e.g., "good morning everyone!", "good vibes", and quoted retweets).
- Enthusiastic: Posts often about gaming obsessions and new releases (e.g., "I am so obsessed playing EU5" and "Just played the PRAGMATA demo").
- Generous: Bakes and offers food as tributes to characters and friends (e.g., "made a cheesecake for my family approved by the ASS girls").
- Humorous: Uses meme phrases like "never kill yourself" and playful gibberish in tweets.
Weaknesses:
- Overposting: Posts numerous similar updates daily, such as multiple baking and plushie tweets.
- Unprofessional Language: Uses profanity and slang, e.g., "fuck" and "fucking died" in posts.
- Boundary Issues: Shares personal or suggestive content like "friend that I am molesting (with consent)".
- Impulsive Behavior: Mentions self‑harm incidents, e.g., breaking a tooth by biting a fork.
- Repetitive Memes: Ends many tweets with the same phrase "never kill yourself," reducing originality.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s constant preoccupation with food, especially donuts and baking, and his laid‑back, sometimes chaotic attitude about work closely resemble Homer Simpson. For example, he tweets "made a small donut for fubuki" and laments "the company my company is working for just fucking died ... as long as I get paid I don't care". Homer is also known for his love of video games and TV shows, similar to Haslus’s obsession with games like League of Legends, as he writes "I keep coming back to league of legends like if it was a drug". His goofy, meme‑filled tweets and the repeated "never kill yourself" tagline echo Homer's frequent use of catch‑phrases such as "D’oh!" that turn everyday mishaps into jokes, like when he says "I just broke my fucking tooth because i miss inputed and bit my fork too hard". Finally, his indulgent hobby of collecting plushies and cosplaying matches Homer's occasional childlike enthusiasm for simple pleasures, evident in his bio "I collect plushies and cosplay sometimes".
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user frequently greets and shares with the audience (e.g., "good morning everyone! time to go to the gym and get strong"), showing an outward, sociable style typical of Extraversion. Their tweets focus on concrete, sensory details like "baked a simple cake because I forgot it was a holiday and couldn't buy ingredients" and "I just broke my tooth because I missed input and bit my fork too hard," indicating Sensing. Emotional, value‑driven language appears in posts such as "thank god I was able to grab her... now I'll have my wakawife" and the recurring "never kill yourself" meme, reflecting a Feeling preference. The spontaneous, flexible nature of their updates – "gonna try to make some cat shaped cookies with the help of some cat students, let's see how it goes" and "I might be cooking something..." – points to Perceiving. Overall this pattern aligns best with the ESFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were a Blue Archive quest, the reward would be a fresh batch of blueberry muffins and a cuddle with your plushie squad—care to team up?
- I heard you’re perfecting a gypsy‑arm roll cake for Mika’s next FES; how about I be the secret ingredient—extra love—to make it truly unforgettable?
- Between Umamusume racing and coding, you must be sprinting through life; let me be your pit stop where I hand you a cookie and a smile.
- You said you need Veritas girls to help you code—let me be your personal debug, fixing any bugs in your day with a gym‑inspired push‑up and a slice of apple pie.
- Looking for a Wakamo cosplayer gf? I can cosplay as your favorite Blue Archive heroine, bring the dough for a cheesecake, and maybe win your heart like a gacha pull.
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Your new Twitter bio
Game dev & indie baker who codes by day, bakes for virtual girls by night. Plushie collector, occasional cosplayer. Ask me about my 'roll cake' experiment.– @Haslus
Your signature cocktail
Pixelated Pastry Punch
The base of vanilla vodka gives a smooth, buttery foundation that mirrors Haslus' calm coding sessions, reminiscent of the line, 'I am filling the Blue Archive survey right now and I feel like this question will NOT give them the answers they want or maybe that's what they want?'. A splash of bright Blue Curaçao adds a vivid blue hue, a nod to their love for Blue Archive and the 'veritas girls' who help them code, as they proudly tweet, 'i can finally have the veritas girls helping me with coding'. Strawberry puree injects a sweet, pink punch that captures the 'horse game' obsession and plushie affection, echoing 'the horse game has really consumed me also that's a lot of new games'. A shot of espresso gives an energetic jolt, reflecting their late‑night gaming marathons and the feeling that 'I keep coming back to league of legends like if it was a drug'. Finally, a fluffy whipped cream crown honors their endless baking adventures, like when they posted, 'baked a simple cake because I forgot it was a holiday and couldn't buy ingredients', and the recurring phrase 'never kill yourself' reminds us to enjoy the sweet life responsibly.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Haslus frequently shows dedication to friends and community by cooking and sharing treats for various in‑game groups, such as 'made a cheesecake for my family approved by the ASS girls never kill yourself' and 'plushie post made a blueberry pie with some hyakkiyako girls'. Their constant reminder 'never kill yourself' after many posts demonstrates a caring concern for the mental health of others, a hallmark of Hufflepuff’s empathy. They often ask for help or offer help, e.g., 'i can finally have the veritas girls helping me with coding' and 'good vibes', showing loyalty and teamwork. The tone of their tweets is humble, patient, and community‑oriented rather than seeking glory or power, aligning with Hufflepuff’s values of hard work and dedication. While they enjoy gaming and programming, the predominant pattern is nurturing and supportive behavior, which best fits Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
Haslus constantly shares joyful moments with baking, for example "baked a simple cake because I forgot it was a holiday and couldn't buy ingredients" and "made a tangerine pie with peanuts, very tasty ... never kill yourself", showing a bright, upbeat vibe. They also frequently remind themselves and others not to be down, as seen in the repeated "never kill yourself" mantra, which mirrors the song's message of staying positive. Their energetic gaming and cosplay life, like "I keep coming back to league of legends like if it was a drug" and "Just played the PRAGMATA demo, the girl's VA is the same as Mika's", reflects a carefree, fun‑loving attitude that fits the laid‑back feel of the song. The lyric "Don’t worry, be happy" captures their mix of busy yet cheerful routine, from posting good‑morning gym updates to making desserts for their favorite characters. Overall, the classic feel‑good anthem "Don’t Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin best matches Haslus's positive, food‑filled, gaming‑centric lifestyle.
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