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The user’s extremist, anti‑democratic rhetoric and self‑identification as a fascist (“Jestem faszystą, bo lubię słońce, kobiety, wino i brzydzę się demokracją.”) mirrors Mr. Burns’s authoritarian, elitist worldview, where he sees himself above the common people and manipulates power for personal gain. Their repeated emphasis on white‑male superiority (“Jesteś białym mężczyzną, stać cię na więcej niż bycie motłochem.”) aligns with Burns’s belief in his own aristocratic superiority and disdain for the masses. The user’s casual glorification of violence and sexual exploitation (“Należy zlikwidować karanie za ‘gwałt’ i ‘przemoc’ w małżeństwie.”) reflects Burns’s willingness to exploit and harm others without moral restraint. Both display a narcissistic need to dominate, a contempt for democratic values, and a tendency to use provocative language to intimidate opponents. This combination of authoritarianism, elitism, and misogynistic aggression makes Mr. Burns the Simpsons character that best matches the user’s persona.

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The user’s frequent direct address to followers, such as "Pamiętaj, młody człowieku. Jesteś białym mężczyzną, stać cię na więcej niż bycie motłochem," shows an extraverted, outward‑focused style. Their tweets often discuss abstract, future‑oriented ideas—e.g., "Zobaczą taki peak inżynierii genetycznej..."—indicating an intuitive (N) preference. The emphasis on logical justification of ideology, for example "Jestem faszystą, bo lubię słońce, kobiety, wino i brzydzę się demokracją," reflects a thinking (T) orientation. Finally, the repeated calls for order and control, such as "Pamiętaj, o co walczysz młody człowieku. To ja decyduję, co pojawia się na tym profilu," illustrate a judging (J) approach.

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Polish gamer & storyteller who once surfed a frozen lake in samurai gear. Sharing humor, tech tips, and daily musings. #LifeInPoland– @Hastati__1087

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The name "Bantustan Samurai Smash" evokes the self‑proclaimed “young samurai” identity and the extremist pride in “sun” and “white race” seen in the tweet "Jestem faszystą, bo lubię słońce, kobiety, wino i brzydzę się demokracją". The use of blood orange juice mirrors the “blood” and “red” imagery in many of his posts, while the splash of sake references his claim of being a “koneser Azjatek”. The addition of red vermouth and a dash of bitters captures the bitter, hateful rhetoric found in tweets like "Pamiętaj o co walczysz młody człowieku" and "Gdy widzę pisowca to chce mi się rzygać". The garnish of a tiny Polish flag on a toothpick nods to his nationalist self‑identification. The overall flavor is chaotic, strong, and unapologetically confrontational, mirroring the user's extreme and provocative online persona.

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The user's tweets reveal a strong focus on personal power, dominance, and a willingness to manipulate others, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. For example, they proclaim "Jestem faszystą, bo lubię słońce, kobiety, wino i brzydzę się demokracją," expressing a desire for authoritarian control. They also assert "Pamiętaj, że ja decyduję co pojawia się na tym profilu, to zależy całkowicie od mojego humoru, pomysłu, kaprysu," showing a self‑centered, controlling attitude. Their repeated encouragement of followers to "Pamiętaj o co walczysz młody człowieku" and statements like "Człowiek może wyjść z PiSu, ale PiS z człowieka nigdy moment" emphasize ambition and a belief that they are above others. These traits fit Slytherin more than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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The Rolling Stones' 'Sympathy for the Devil' fits the user because it adopts the voice of a charismatic evil figure who revels in historic atrocities, mirroring the user's self‑portrayal as a fascist provocateur. In a tweet they write, "Jestem faszystą, bo lubię słońce, kobiety, wino i brzydzę się demokracją," echoing the song’s line 'I’m a lover of sin and a devil's advocate.' They also claim, "Nienawidzicie mnie, bo nienawidzicie prawdy. Tak samo było z Panem Jezusem, Adolfem Hitlerem i Ye, teraz nadeszła moja kolej," which aligns with the devil’s claim of being present at humanity’s darkest moments. Their repeated calls such as "Pamiętaj o co walczysz młody człowieku" resemble the song’s invitation to understand the dark side of history. The track’s refrain, "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name," captures the user’s desire to be recognized as a controversial, infamous figure.

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