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Your Simpsons character
Hatchet shares Bart Simpson's rebellious and provocative nature. Their tweet 'Should i just post mpreg in peoples comment sections until i get noticed' mirrors Bart's penchant for pranks and pushing boundaries. Like Bart, Hatchet struggles with feelings of being misunderstood, as seen in 'Im pretty sure people just hate me for who I am.' Both have a mix of humor and vulnerability that makes them complex and relatable characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
Hatchet embodies INFP traits: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. Their introspection is evident in tweets like 'Im a burden,' reflecting deep self-analysis. Intuition drives their creative and provocative humor, such as 'Should i just post mpreg in peoples comment sections until i get noticed.' Their emotional depth and vulnerability, as seen in 'would anybody care if i died,' align with the feeling trait. Perceiving is shown in their openness to connection, tweeting 'Ill talk to fucking anybody please omg idc who you are or anything.'

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Navigating the chaos of life one tweet at a time | Dark humor enthusiast | Open DMs for chats, rants, or existential crises | Sometimes provocative, always real | Any pronouns, just call me Hatchet!– @hatchetless

Your signature cocktail
The 'Dark Humor Martini' reflects Hatchet’s blend of intensity and wit. Black Vodka symbolizes their darker tweets, like 'slit my wrists for me,' while Pomegranate Juice adds a hint of sweetness, showcasing their vulnerable side in 'Ill talk to fucking anybody.' Bitters represent their sharp commentary, such as 'Politicians piss me off.' Edible Glitter adds a touch of absurdity, mirroring tweets like '#destroyingthatpussy.' It’s a drink as complex as they are.

Your Hogwarts House
Hatchet's provocative and self-preserving tendencies align with Slytherin traits. Their tweet 'Should i just post mpreg in peoples comment sections until i get noticed' reflects cunning and a willingness to push boundaries to achieve their goals. Their intense emotions, like 'Fuck you' and 'I hate everybody,' show a fierce and protective nature, even if it's directed inward. Slytherins are also known for their ambition, which is mirrored in Hatchet’s yearning to be seen and acknowledged.

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This song captures Hatchet's feelings of alienation and self-loathing. Their tweet 'Im a burden' echoes the song's lyrics, 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.' The raw emotion in 'I dont deserve to live' aligns with the song's melancholic tone. Like the song, Hatchet's tweets mix vulnerability and intensity, creating a poignant narrative of longing and despair.

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