Hatemonger_
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community-builder: He runs group rituals and content ('Brothers in Hate is now live!', 'Does anyone have topic suggestions for the next Hate Sermon') and actively solicits follower participation.
- Theatrical: His posts are highly performative and stylized ('PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!', 'JOIN THE HATE MARCH'), designed to create a vivid in‑character universe.
- Resourceful: He describes improvised battlefield solutions and tinkering ('we threw water and piss on its legs... used cryo blasters') showing creative problem-solving in chaotic scenarios.
- Consistent: He maintains repeated motifs and formats over time ('DID YOU KNOW…', 'ISN’T IT WEIRD THAT…', frequent battle reports), demonstrating a steady, dependable output style.
- Event-driven: He organizes and promotes recurring in‑character events and content drops ('HATE SERMON THIS WEEKEND🚨', Spotify playlist launches), showing planning and follow-through.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Tone: The relentless violent rhetoric ('KILL THE ALIENS... I HATE THEM SO MUCH') makes the persona alienating and extreme for broader audiences.
- Obsessive: Fixation on single themes ('PRAISE BE', repeated hatred of specific enemy types like 'I HATE NECRONS') suggests narrow focus that can crowd out nuance.
- Shock Reliant: Frequent use of grotesque imagery and caps ('Me omw to shove my mace up your ass') means content risks becoming stale or desensitizing followers.
- Risky Realism: Blurring violent roleplay with extreme statements about real‑world actions ('If any of you have fucked an alien I expect you to do the right thing and kill yourself') can be misunderstood or taken harmfully.
- Medication Drama: Public posts about dosing extremes ('Taking 400 benadryl', 'extra half dose of my weekly amphetamine injections') risk credibility issues and concern from followers.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the best Simpsons analogue: a tyrannical, authoritarian figure who values control, is dismissive of others' rights, and delights in issuing orders. Hatemonger's calls for a police‑state approach ('Normalize instituting police state governments to eliminate crime and heresy') and habit of commanding rituals and punishments ('keelhaul all of the heretics') mirror Burns' top‑down, cruel leadership. Both cultivate fear and obedience rather than empathy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
ESTJ fits: extraverted organizer, sensing practical tactician, thinking-driven, and judging in impulse to structure and command. Extraversion shows in constant calls for collective action and events ('HATE SERMON THIS WEEKEND', 'JOIN THE HATE MARCH'). Sensing is evident in detailed, concrete battlefield tactics ('we threw water and piss on its legs... used cryo blasters') rather than abstract theorizing. Thinking appears in his blunt, decisive moral calculus ('Aliens have no rights and therefore it’s impossible to commit war crimes against them'), favoring clear-cut rules over nuance. Judging is visible through regimented rituals, recurring slogans, and strict expectations of followers ('IF YOU DO NOT KILL AN ALIEN IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, YOU WILL BE DENIED COOKIES'), all indicating preference for order and control.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'Are you a Space King artifact? Because I'd sell my last grenade to get a moment in your orbit.'
- 'I don't need cryo blasters to freeze up — one look from you and I'm immobile. Want to join my Hate March for two?'
- 'You must be an alien specimen, because I can't stop studying you — and honestly, I'm more into preservation than purging with you around.'
- 'If hearts were xenos, consider this a sanctioned purge: I'm totally annihilated by you.'
- 'Brothers may need to purge, but I'd rather draft you into my personal playlist — care to duet on 'Brothers in Hate'?'
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Dark-adjacent sci‑fi roleplayer • Commander of the Hate March & curator of grim playlists • Organizer of in‑character sermons, sieges, and chaotic tactics • Obsessed with purging imaginary xenos (all theatrical; all loud).– @Hatemonger_
Your signature cocktail
Space King's Black Blitz
This dark, bitter cocktail reflects his grim, ritualized persona: black vodka and activated charcoal mirror the aesthetic of purging and metal skeleton enemies ('I HATE NECRONS'), absinthe adds a hallucinatory, over‑the‑top edge (matching 'Taking 400 benadryl to be able to see the ghosts'), and smoked rosemary suggests battlefield smoke and siegecraft ('we threw water and piss... used cryo blasters'). It's theatrical, unapologetic, and meant for loud toasts to the 'SPACE KING.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin best fits this persona because of the emphasis on ambition, in‑group loyalty, and ruthless pragmatism. He repeatedly rallies a loyal cadre ('Brothers in Hate', 'JOIN THE HATE MARCH') and prefers hierarchical command ('High Command', 'Grand Wizard'). His willingness to use any means to defeat enemies ('we're gonna bombard them with magnets, lava grenades, and corrosive gas bombs') shows the ends-justify-the-means mentality Slytherins prize. The theatrical creed and desire to dominate the narrative ('I am the face of my universe... I will hog all of the content') also map to classic Slytherin traits.
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The Imperial March - John Williams
The militaristic, ominous brass fanfare of 'The Imperial March' fits Hatemonger's authoritarian and ceremonial vibe — it underscores his calls to arms ('JOIN THE HATE MARCH') and his allegiance to an Emperor‑like 'SPACE KING.' The theme's sense of unstoppable, organized force mirrors his rhetoric about sieges, purges, and unquestioning obedience.
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