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Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns is the best Simpsons analogue: a tyrannical, authoritarian figure who values control, is dismissive of others' rights, and delights in issuing orders. Hatemonger's calls for a police‑state approach ('Normalize instituting police state governments to eliminate crime and heresy') and habit of commanding rituals and punishments ('keelhaul all of the heretics') mirror Burns' top‑down, cruel leadership. Both cultivate fear and obedience rather than empathy.

Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ fits: extraverted organizer, sensing practical tactician, thinking-driven, and judging in impulse to structure and command. Extraversion shows in constant calls for collective action and events ('HATE SERMON THIS WEEKEND', 'JOIN THE HATE MARCH'). Sensing is evident in detailed, concrete battlefield tactics ('we threw water and piss on its legs... used cryo blasters') rather than abstract theorizing. Thinking appears in his blunt, decisive moral calculus ('Aliens have no rights and therefore it’s impossible to commit war crimes against them'), favoring clear-cut rules over nuance. Judging is visible through regimented rituals, recurring slogans, and strict expectations of followers ('IF YOU DO NOT KILL AN ALIEN IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, YOU WILL BE DENIED COOKIES'), all indicating preference for order and control.

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Dark-adjacent sci‑fi roleplayer • Commander of the Hate March & curator of grim playlists • Organizer of in‑character sermons, sieges, and chaotic tactics • Obsessed with purging imaginary xenos (all theatrical; all loud).– @Hatemonger_

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This dark, bitter cocktail reflects his grim, ritualized persona: black vodka and activated charcoal mirror the aesthetic of purging and metal skeleton enemies ('I HATE NECRONS'), absinthe adds a hallucinatory, over‑the‑top edge (matching 'Taking 400 benadryl to be able to see the ghosts'), and smoked rosemary suggests battlefield smoke and siegecraft ('we threw water and piss... used cryo blasters'). It's theatrical, unapologetic, and meant for loud toasts to the 'SPACE KING.'

Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin best fits this persona because of the emphasis on ambition, in‑group loyalty, and ruthless pragmatism. He repeatedly rallies a loyal cadre ('Brothers in Hate', 'JOIN THE HATE MARCH') and prefers hierarchical command ('High Command', 'Grand Wizard'). His willingness to use any means to defeat enemies ('we're gonna bombard them with magnets, lava grenades, and corrosive gas bombs') shows the ends-justify-the-means mentality Slytherins prize. The theatrical creed and desire to dominate the narrative ('I am the face of my universe... I will hog all of the content') also map to classic Slytherin traits.

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The militaristic, ominous brass fanfare of 'The Imperial March' fits Hatemonger's authoritarian and ceremonial vibe — it underscores his calls to arms ('JOIN THE HATE MARCH') and his allegiance to an Emperor‑like 'SPACE KING.' The theme's sense of unstoppable, organized force mirrors his rhetoric about sieges, purges, and unquestioning obedience.

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