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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honesty: They write bluntly about inner life and labels, as in 'my personal online diary' and 'bpd, audhd, lovesick lesbian', which shows a directness about identity and emotion.
- Self‑awareness: They name their patterns and triggers in tweets like 'actually on second thought my mind is wanting to spiral because of fuckass lovesickness again', demonstrating reflective insight.
- Loyalty: Their appreciation for friends — 'why are my friends lowkey there for me more than my own partner atm' — shows they value and notice close supportive bonds.
- Expressiveness: The account being a 'personal online diary' filled with candid lines and imagery shows comfort with emotional expression and creative phrasing.
- Perseverance: Despite being 'very ill' and bruised from work ('dude i'm so full of bruises from work'), they continue to show up and update the diary, indicating grit.
Weaknesses:
- Vulnerability to Rumination: Frequent tweets about spiraling and lovesickness, like 'mind is wanting to spiral', point to strong cycles of rumination that can deepen distress.
- Emotional Dependence: Lines such as 'sometimes i wonder if the only way to get their attention is to sate their sexual cravings' suggest seeking validation externally, especially from partners.
- Low Energy: 'work beat my ass' and visible bruises from labor indicate limited physical reserves that constrict daily functioning.
- Shyness: They self‑describe as 'very shy', which likely makes new social interactions and asking for help harder.
- Self‑harm Risk: Repeated mentions of attempting to cut but resisting and focus on a cutting tool — 'boxcutter i got... still cant even cut' — reveal a dangerous pattern that needs care and support.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Marge is a compassionate, steady presence who often holds emotional labor in the family; similarly, this user notices and prizes supportive friendships while carrying the weight of illness and relationship strain. Tweets like 'why are my friends lowkey there for me more than my own partner atm' mirror Marge's role as caregiver and confidante, and the user's shy, earnest voice aligns with Marge's earnestness and low‑key strength. Both are quietly resilient, putting up with hard days ('work beat my ass') while tending to feelings and relationships.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introversion: they label themselves 'very shy' and use the account as a diary rather than a broadcasting megaphone, showing inward focus. Intuition: their tweets dwell on meaning and emotional nuance — 'they don't want us or love us i'm sure that's what it is' — rather than concrete logistics. Feeling: their language is driven by values and relationships (intense lovesickness, concern about being wanted) rather than detached analysis. Perceiving: the stream‑of‑consciousness, real‑time nature of the posts — 'so it's getting worse' and 'actually on second thought my mind is wanting to spiral' — points to flexibility and spontaneity in how they process. Altogether, the tender, idealistic, introspective profile aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, it/its — I can't fix lovesickness, but I can be the friend who brings tea and listens while you write in your 'personal online diary'.
- If you were a line in your own diary, I'd read you on repeat — soft, honest, and worth staying up late for.
- I'm not here to take your bruises away, but I can be the calm corner you crawl into after a rough shift; coffee on me?
- Your honesty is magnetic — would you let a shy weirdo buy you something sweet and hear the story behind that boxcutter saga?
- I promise to show up like your friends do — lowkey, steady, and on your side when your heart is being dramatic.
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Your new Twitter bio
Personal diary & soft hub for messy feelings • it/its • 20 • neurodivergent (BPD + audhd) • lovesick lesbian • chronically ill & quietly brave • here to be honest, not performative– @HAUNTDOTCOM
Your signature cocktail
Soft Glow
Soft Glow is bittersweet and gentle — like someone who admits hard things in a diary: the effervescence reflects a fragile optimism despite tough days ('my personal online diary' and 'been neglecting this account sorreyyyyyy work beat my ass'), lemon adds a tang of realness that mirrors lovesick ache, lavender and honey soothe like a trusted friend ('why are my friends lowkey there for me'), and shimmer nods to the small hopeful spark beneath the bruises.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff suits them because the house prizes loyalty, patience, and caring for others, which echoes their gratitude for friends: 'why are my friends lowkey there for me more than my own partner atm'. Their steady perseverance through physical work and illness ('work beat my ass', 'dude i'm so full of bruises from work') matches Hufflepuff's hardworking, grounded nature. They are humble and value kindness over glory, using this account as a gentle diary rather than a spotlight — that quiet reliability feels very Hufflepuff. The house's emphasis on inclusivity and refuge fits someone who needs a safe, nonjudgmental space to process lovesickness and neurodivergence.
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Liability - Lorde
Lorde's 'Liability' captures the feeling of being intensely emotional and fearing you are too much for someone — the same ache present in lines like 'they don't want us or love us i'm sure that's what it is' and 'sometimes i wonder if the only way to get their attention is to sate their sexual cravings'. The song's sparse, vulnerable delivery and focus on being a burden to love mirror the user's lovesick, self‑questioning confessions.
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