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Your Simpsons character
Marge is a compassionate, steady presence who often holds emotional labor in the family; similarly, this user notices and prizes supportive friendships while carrying the weight of illness and relationship strain. Tweets like 'why are my friends lowkey there for me more than my own partner atm' mirror Marge's role as caregiver and confidante, and the user's shy, earnest voice aligns with Marge's earnestness and low‑key strength. Both are quietly resilient, putting up with hard days ('work beat my ass') while tending to feelings and relationships.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introversion: they label themselves 'very shy' and use the account as a diary rather than a broadcasting megaphone, showing inward focus. Intuition: their tweets dwell on meaning and emotional nuance — 'they don't want us or love us i'm sure that's what it is' — rather than concrete logistics. Feeling: their language is driven by values and relationships (intense lovesickness, concern about being wanted) rather than detached analysis. Perceiving: the stream‑of‑consciousness, real‑time nature of the posts — 'so it's getting worse' and 'actually on second thought my mind is wanting to spiral' — points to flexibility and spontaneity in how they process. Altogether, the tender, idealistic, introspective profile aligns best with INFP.

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Personal diary & soft hub for messy feelings • it/its • 20 • neurodivergent (BPD + audhd) • lovesick lesbian • chronically ill & quietly brave • here to be honest, not performative– @HAUNTDOTCOM

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Soft Glow is bittersweet and gentle — like someone who admits hard things in a diary: the effervescence reflects a fragile optimism despite tough days ('my personal online diary' and 'been neglecting this account sorreyyyyyy work beat my ass'), lemon adds a tang of realness that mirrors lovesick ache, lavender and honey soothe like a trusted friend ('why are my friends lowkey there for me'), and shimmer nods to the small hopeful spark beneath the bruises.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff suits them because the house prizes loyalty, patience, and caring for others, which echoes their gratitude for friends: 'why are my friends lowkey there for me more than my own partner atm'. Their steady perseverance through physical work and illness ('work beat my ass', 'dude i'm so full of bruises from work') matches Hufflepuff's hardworking, grounded nature. They are humble and value kindness over glory, using this account as a gentle diary rather than a spotlight — that quiet reliability feels very Hufflepuff. The house's emphasis on inclusivity and refuge fits someone who needs a safe, nonjudgmental space to process lovesickness and neurodivergence.

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Lorde's 'Liability' captures the feeling of being intensely emotional and fearing you are too much for someone — the same ache present in lines like 'they don't want us or love us i'm sure that's what it is' and 'sometimes i wonder if the only way to get their attention is to sate their sexual cravings'. The song's sparse, vulnerable delivery and focus on being a burden to love mirror the user's lovesick, self‑questioning confessions.

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