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Bart Simpson is the chaotic, meme‑loving troublemaker who constantly posts random, irreverent content, just like @hauntologic’s stream of absurd tweets. The user’s frequent references to drinking, feeling stuck and shouting 'I think I’m gonna die in this house' echo Bart’s occasional existential angst and his habit of venting loudly ('oiiiii [picture]'). Their habit of quoting other posts and spamming group chats mirrors Bart’s love for pranks and retweets, as seen in 'shadow o ouriço é um filho da puta [picture] [quoted tweet]'. The user also boasts about being the 'most fuckable person' and jokes about dating all friends, which fits Bart’s teenage bravado and over‑the‑top confidence. Finally, the mix of pop‑culture references (anime, Spongebob, Hatsune Miku) and creative projects like 'lonzworld' aligns with Bart’s modern, media‑savvy persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent, lively posting and references to group chats ('grupo da faculdade', 'grupo do condomínio') show an outward, sociable energy, typical of Extraversion. Their abstract, imaginative remarks such as 'em um mundo justo eu poderia ser a hatsune miku vestida de sonic na vida real' and philosophical lines like 'nothing's really sane and everything's amazing' indicate a preference for Intuition. Emotional language and personal values appear in tweets like 'infelizmente eu meio q sou a pessoa q namoraria todos os meus amigos' and 'viver sem transar nao eh vida', reflecting a Feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured style—jumping from memes to random images and last‑minute study attempts ('sentei pra estudar pro concurso mas so consigo focar na alta qualidade do meu grandioso set pra lonzworld')—points to a Perceiving preference.

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Brazilian music nerd & future public servant. 🎧 SoundCloud producer (lonzworld). Meme lover, coffee addict, once tried studying on a bus.– @hauntologic

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The drink is named "World's End Rondo" to echo the profile’s bio "world's end, girl's rondo 💮" and the user’s blend of melancholy and whimsical chaos. Its dark rum base mirrors the tweet "i think i'm gonna die in this house", hinting at the looming dread that often colors their posts. A smoky swirl of mezcal nods to the angry meme "shadow o ouriço é um filho da puta", adding a rebellious, prickly edge. Sweet lychee liqueur brings a floral brightness reminiscent of the "girl's rondo" vibe, while Campari and a dash of absinthe inject the bitter, chaotic undertones heard in "viver sem transar nao eh vida chegaaaaa" and "a ninajirachi com o computador dela". The garnish of an edible flower ties the whole concoction together, reflecting the aesthetic flair of their eclectic, meme‑laden timeline.

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The account shows strong ambition and a desire for personal advancement, as seen in the tweet "me apliquei pra outra vaga no sistema fiesc <3" where they apply for a new public job, and "ja aceitei meu destino de ser servidora publica" which reflects a self‑appointed destiny. Their self‑promotion and strategic positioning appear in "i gotta be the most fuckable person at this caracterização pcd do cpnu" indicating a drive for status. The user also displays a cynical, cunning attitude toward tools like AI in "qqr coisa de concurso que eu utilizo o chatgpt ele fala 'isso DESPENCA em concurso hein!!!!!!'", showing resourcefulness. Combined with dark humor such as "shadow o ouriço é um filho da puta", these traits align best with Slytherin’s values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to embrace the darker side.

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Hauntologic's bio literally mentions "world's end", and many of their tweets convey a sense of existential dread, such as "I think I'm gonna die in this house" and "tipo nao tem emprego nao tem amor nao tem nada aqui". Their timeline is a rapid‑fire collage of pop‑culture references – "shadow o ouriço é um filho da puta", "anime inteiro é sofrimento", meme images – mirroring the frantic, encyclopedic lyric list of R.E.M.’s classic. The song’s refrain, "It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine," captures their ironic acceptance of chaos and melancholy. Moreover, the song’s upbeat yet chaotic delivery matches the user’s mix of humor, nihilism, and meme‑laden commentary.

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