Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled activist: Repeatedly calls out performative activism and hypocrisy, e.g. criticizing people who only mention Palestine to hate Noah Schnapp in “the only time you’ve spoken about Palestine is when it’s to hate noah schnapp” and calling out support for Zionist-linked companies in “no tweets and reposts abt palestine + stans bts which is managed by a zionist company”.
- Anti-misogyny stance: Defends women and criticizes misogyny, as seen in “this account never fails to be a misogynist omggg”, “parasocial, misogynists, and slutshamers pa? pick a struggle”, and the clear boundary in “mika antis dni and unfollow me rn i don’t tolerate misogyny here”.
- Loyal supporter: Shows consistent, detailed defense and appreciation for favored actors/characters like Noah Schnapp and Will Byers, e.g. “y’all just hate will byers because he’s mainstream and you think it will make you cool” and “knetz going crazy over noah schnapp’s visuals and ppl here will have the audacity to say he’s ugly”.
- Media literate: Shows thoughtful engagement with storytelling and subtext, e.g. criticizing shallow takes in “if u watch the show using ur brain it’ll all make sense but what do i expect from mfs with 0 media literacy” and analyzing plot/characterization in “him simply getting vecnaed would literally change things but the duffers couldn’t do their job right”.
- Protective ally: Defends queer representation and calls out homophobia, as in “everyone was really rooting for byler except for milevens, duffers, and the homophobes” and “this is how i know everyone who hates noah are misinformed asf or they just dont care enough to know the truth to justify their homophobia”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly confrontational: Frequently frames interactions as fights or “coward” call-outs, e.g. “not even giving me a chance to reply ijobl ur a coward @coveysfilms” and “blocking me right after replying and qrting me y’all are so predictable”.
- Insult-driven replies: Often relies on direct insults rather than focusing on arguments, such as “girl ur dumb as fuck”, “you’re just a homophobe omg”, and “finn wolfhard wouldn’t fuck you ❤️”.
- Harsh generalizations: Uses sweeping statements about large groups, e.g. calling haters “weak as hell” in “y’all pretend to be edgy bitches and act superior on here when in reality y’all are weak as hell” and “bunch of parasocial misogynists” in “I HATE THE FILO LOVETEAM CULTURE SO MUCH Y’ALL ARE BUNCH OF PARASOCIAL MISOGYNISTS”.
- Aggressive tone: Frequent use of profanity and caps-lock intensity can escalate conflicts, e.g. “who even are you to tell people what to do”, “stop pissing me awfff”, and “STFU IM SEATEDDDD”.
- Conflict-focused feed: A large portion of tweets are arguments, call-outs, or quote-tweet fights (e.g. repeated threads against Noah haters and “performative activists” like “and blocked by another performative 🥳”), which may overshadow lighter interests like PPOP and Stranger Things.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re passionate about social issues and very quick to call out hypocrisy, much like Lisa Simpson relentlessly challenging performative morality in Springfield. They repeatedly confront people they see as fake activists and hypocrites, e.g. calling someone out with “the performative activist in question is you 🫶 because why the hell acting like you care so much when you’re still out here making an actual zionist flourish by using this app?” and “stop acting like u care abt zionism”. Like Lisa, they combine moral seriousness with sharp sarcasm, as seen in “you’re just a homophobe omg” and “no tweets and reposts abt palestine + stans bts which is managed by a zionist company, you’re literally giving zionists a money then act like you’re the righteous one here”. They’re also media‑literate and analytical about TV and fandom, similar to Lisa’s intellectual approach, as shown in “if u watch the show using ur brain it’ll all make sense but what do i expect from mfs with 0 media literacy”. Even when they’re being a bit cutting or petty, there’s a clear ethical backbone—defending queer characters/actors and criticizing misogyny—just as Lisa often mixes righteous anger with adolescent intensity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They read as more Extroverted than Introverted: they constantly engage others directly, confront people by @-ing them, and seem energized by discourse and interaction, as in calling people out for blocking them after arguments (“blocking me right after replying and qrting me y’all are so predictable 😭 never seen haters with this much cowardice @gnaburgers”). Their focus is heavily Intuitive: they talk about parasocial dynamics, performative activism, media literacy, and fandom culture rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, e.g. criticizing people who weaponize Palestine discourse for clout (“no tweets and reposts abt palestine + stans bts which is managed by a zionist company, you’re literally giving zionists a money then act like you’re the righteous one here by using ‘zionism is sexy’ as a gotcha moment”). They are strongly Feeling over Thinking: their arguments center on values like homophobia, misogyny, and hypocrisy and they react intensely to perceived injustice (“parasocial, misogynists, and slutshamers pa? pick a struggle. there’s no hope for you all”), and they repeatedly defend people they care about, like Noah or Will, on moral grounds (“this is how i know everyone who hates noah are misinformed asf or they just dont care enough to know the truth to justify their homophobia”). Their style looks Judging: they form firm judgments about others (“performative fake activists” in the bio), draw clear moral lines (“mika antis dni and unfollow me rn i don’t tolerate misogyny here”), and expect consistency between people’s proclaimed values and actions (“the only time you’ve spoken about Palestine is when it’s to hate noah schnapp and we’re supposed to think you’re not performative?”). Overall, their outward, confrontational defense of their values and their focus on guiding or correcting others’ behavior fits best with an ENFJ profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You defending Noah like, “these three would burn y’all alive to keep noah warm btw” — can I apply to be the fourth, or do I have to pass a Will Byers media-literacy test first?
- You said “Will Byers looks fucking pretty in the finale” but honestly, the real plot twist is how pretty *you* look on the timeline while clocking performative activists like it’s your own Upside Down side quest.
- You stream VXON, Conan Gray, and ‘Pelikula’ and still have energy left to drag misogynists and homophobes all day — I promise I’d treat you better than Twitter ever does, starting with a playlist and zero cowardice-blocking.
- You joked that everyone hates Noah because they’re misinformed or homophobic; I’m fully informed, very homo-supportive, and 100% sure I’d like to spend an episode — or a season — just listening to you rant about ST and Palestine.
- You said “when i was a teen on stantwt i wasn’t this corny” — lucky for me, I *am* this corny: if loving byler, defending Noah, and crushing on the sharpest anti-performative activist on my feed is cringe… then I’m proudly S-tier.
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Your new Twitter bio
Defending Will Byers & Noah Schnapp for a living. Once argued with 3 fan accounts at once and still had time to stream P-pop. Media literacy enthusiast.– @havitstrzlight
Your signature cocktail
Performative Activist Slayer Spritz
This drink starts with spicy chili-infused tequila for the way they drag people without blinking, like calling someone out with “girl ur dumb as fuck” and telling another to “stop acting like u care abt zionism”. Pink grapefruit juice adds tart brightness for their sharp media brain and unapologetic opinions, e.g. saying “if u watch the show using ur brain it’ll all make sense” and clowning people who think Twitter is the whole world with “i promise he’s liked outside this platform”. Blackberry liqueur represents the softer, devoted stan center under the biting exterior, like when they gush “WILL BEST EYES IKTR” or scream “WILL BYERS YOU’RE SO FAMOUS”. Tonic water with a splash of lime keeps it electric and a little bitter, matching their nonstop quote-tweet battles with noah antis in “this is how i know everyone who hates noah are misinformed” and their delight in being blocked by “another performative”. Finally, an edible silver glitter rim nods to their pop-culture sparkle—ppop, MHA, Stranger Things—because even when they’re clocking clowns with “you’re just a homophobe omg”, they’re doing it with main-character shimmer.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as Gryffindor because they repeatedly and very publicly confront people they see as hypocritical or bigoted, even when it clearly attracts drama. They call out performative activism and hypocrisy directly, e.g. telling someone that “the performative activist in question is you 🫶” while demanding they explain why they still support a “zionist” platform, in “the performative activist in question is you 🫶 because why the hell acting like you care so much when you’re still out here making an actual zionist flourish by using this app? answer that quick”. They’re also willing to get into personal confrontations and don’t back down, mocking people for blocking them after being challenged in tweets like “blocking me right after replying and qrting me y’all are so predictable 😭 never seen haters with this much cowardice @gnaburgers” and “turning off your replies right after replying to me oh i’ve seen this film before ur not beating the coward allegations 😭”. Their strong defense of people they care about, such as repeatedly defending Noah Schnapp from what they see as misinformed and homophobic hate in tweets like “this is how i know everyone who hates noah are misinformed asf or they just dont care enough to know the truth to justify their homophobia”, shows a protective, almost knight-like loyalty typical of Gryffindor rather than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff. The tone across their feed is bold, confrontational, and emotionally driven—they relish calling out misogyny and bigotry (“parasocial, misogynists, and slutshamers pa? pick a struggle. there’s no hope for you all”) and seem to enjoy the role of outspoken defender, which fits Gryffindor’s brave, impulsive archetype best.
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Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
A song that fits them well is “Anti-Hero” by Taylor Swift, because they’re very self-aware, combative with hypocrisy, and comfortable being the ‘villain’ to people they think are in the wrong. They constantly call out what they see as performative activism and hypocrisy, like when they say the “performative activist in question is you 🫶” and ask why someone is “still out here making an actual zionist flourish” while pretending to care about Palestine “the performative activist in question is you 🫶 because why the hell acting like you care so much when you’re still out here making an actual zionist flourish by using this app? answer that quick”. They also relish being blocked and disliked by the people they criticize, treating it as proof they’re right, as seen in “and blocked by another performative 🥳” and “65k likes from ppl who enjoy homophobic and misogynistic jokes you can’t make this shit up 😭 being disliked by losers really is an achievement”. Anti-Hero is about owning your flaws while refusing to bend to others’ perceptions, which mirrors how they defend their faves and values with sharp, unapologetic commentary, such as “i don’t tolerate misogyny here” and “you’re just a homophobe omg”. Their timeline shows someone who knows they come off intense but leans into it, much like the song’s theme of being both self-critical and defiantly yourself in the face of public judgment.
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