Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Her excitement for curling and the Olympics explodes in all-caps and exclamation-heavy tweets like “I CURLINI SONO DI BRONZO I BELLISSIMI DEL GHIACCIO” and “IO AMO QUESTO SPORT”.
- Humorous: She uses vivid, dramatic humor to describe situations, such as calling a video “l'equivalente di una striscia di cocaina per me” in this tweet and joking that Italy is “un paese fondato sullo spazzolamento del ghiaccio” in this tweet.
- Passionate: Her intense emotional investment in teams and athletes appears in messages like “fatemi abbracciare i nostri amo del curling siete demone e demonessa delle pietre” and her protective tone toward Stefania Constantini in this tweet.
- Community‑oriented: She often speaks in collective terms (“ragazz”, “curlini stringiamoci forte fortissimo” in this tweet) and references a shared ‘bolla di twitter’ in this tweet, showing a strong sense of belonging and group identity.
- Pop‑culture‑savvy: Her bio references Lost (“desmond hume will be my constant”), and she casually weaves in Taylor Swift, Paramore, Boris, Bad Bunny, Oasis/Noel/Liam Gallagher and sports commentary, e.g. “mi chiedo sempre se lo sanno che stanno citando taylor swift”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive‑dramatic: She frequently escalates feelings to extremes (“io mi sto per uccidere COSA SIGNIFICA LIDO DI CAMAIORE” in this tweet and “curlini niente pressione ma io sto per uccidermi” in this tweet), which can come across as emotionally volatile.
- Negativity‑prone: She uses harsh or punitive language toward things she dislikes, such as “GALERA per chi è dietro il rebrand” in this tweet and wishing to “ammutolire questi americani” in this tweet.
- Self‑sacrificing: She jokes about neglecting responsibilities and wellbeing for her obsessions, like having to write a thesis while watching curling in “questo fatto che io devo scrivere una tesi mentre questi lanciano le teiere sul ghiaccio deve finire” and describing parasocial peaks in this tweet.
- Anxiety‑driven: She openly expresses intense anxiety around games and outcomes, saying things like “mai avrei pensato di farmi salire l'ansia per il curling” in this tweet and repeatedly mentioning being on the verge of panic or tears in tweets like this one.
- Confrontational: Her phrasing toward opponents and some public figures is aggressive, as in “americani ve li buco sti sassi” in this tweet and the knife emojis aimed at people misidentifying Noel in “IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS NOEL 🔪🔪🔪🔪”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user matches Lisa Simpson: hyper-verbal, passionate about niche interests, smart, and a bit dramatic in a self-aware way. Like Lisa latching onto jazz or environmental causes with intense focus, they dive headfirst into curling, turning it into a full emotional universe with tweets like “IO AMO QUESTO SPORT” and “ma come cazzo si spiega il delirio collettivo che stiamo avendo per questo sport”. Their mix of irony and genuine feeling mirrors Lisa’s balance of sarcasm and sincerity, for example when they say “l'italia un paese fondato sullo spazzolamento del ghiaccio” and “tutti tranquilli dopo gli ultimi tre giorni i bambini inizieranno a giocare a curling per le strade”. The user is also very fandom-driven and emotionally invested in pop culture (Paramore, Oasis, Taylor Swift), just as Lisa is with her own niche obsessions and idols: see “paramore raised me” and “noel deve smettere di dire che è in studio se non ha intenzione di farci sentire qualcosa immediatamente quell'uomo ha in mano la mia salute mentale”. Even their over-the-top, mock-dramatic academic stress in “questo fatto che io devo scrivere una tesi mentre questi lanciano le teiere sul ghiaccio deve finire” feels very Lisa: high-achieving, overwhelmed, but turning everything into witty commentary.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is a live public watch party, constantly addressing others and reacting in real time to sports and fandom drama, e.g. the open rallying cry “curlini stringiamoci forte fortissimo” and socially-charged comments like “un bacio a chi si è presentato con il cartello anti ice”. Their language shows Intuition (N): they quickly jump from literal events to memes, metaphors and big-picture narratives, calling Olympic curling “le olimpiadi dei DRAMMI” in “le olimpiadi dei DRAMMI potevano succedere ovunque e invece” and turning athletes into archetypes like “principessa del ghiaccio” in “ragazz ma stefania constantini lo sa che c'è un'intera bolla di twitter che si darebbe fuoco per tenerla al caldo?? qualcuno l'ha informata che ora ha il titolo principessa del ghiaccio????”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: almost every reaction is emotional and relational, from hyperbolic concern “curlini niente pressione ma io sto per uccidermi” to affection for athletes “fatemi abbracciare i nostri amo del curling siete demone e demonessa delle pietre” rather than any detached, technical analysis of the sport. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): their tweets are impulsive, in-the-moment and improvisational, bouncing from panic to delight as events unfold (“ma non pensavo una partita potesse durare così tanto oddio”, “ma come cazzo si spiega il delirio collettivo che stiamo avendo per questo sport”), with no sign of structured plans or orderly routines. The mix of high-energy social engagement, imaginative hyperbole, strong emotional investment, and spontaneous live-commentary best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Stefania ‘occhio di falco’ Costantini is the princess of the ice, does that make you the queen of the curl-iverse or can I apply for ‘demone delle pietre’ boyfriend experience on your timeline?
- You watching the amo del curling, yelling ‘VIETATO perdere contro gli americani’ and live-tweeting every stone… I’m just saying, if we ever date, I want that same Olympic commentary energy every time I parallel park.
- You said you’ve watched that curling fancam more than you’ve seen your parents in the last two days; I fully volunteer to become the new video you accidentally rewatch 300 times instead of writing your thesis.
- Between Paramore raising you, Noel holding your mental health hostage, and you quoting Desmond Hume as your constant… statistically speaking, I have at least a 20% chance (curling reference intended) of becoming your next hyperfixation.
- You want two weeks of total stop for the Winter Olympics—deal: we lock ourselves in, yell at teiere on ice, scream ‘FORZA SVEZIA FALLI SOFFRIRE’ at the TV, and whenever the curlini win, you have to kiss me for every point on the board.
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24, she/her. Writing a thesis between curling matches, Paramore deep dives & Oasis drama. Once live-tweeted an entire Olympic game from a train.– @hawkeyescafe
Your signature cocktail
Princess of the Ice (Curlini Fizz)
This cocktail is bubbly and chaotic in the best way, just like their timeline collectively losing it over curling and the Olympics, from “IO AMO QUESTO SPORT” to “l'italia un paese fondato sullo spazzolamento del ghiaccio”. The Italian aperitivo and prosecco ground it in their very Italian, bar-sport energy, cheering on the amo del curling in tweets like “VENDICATA LA PRINCIPESSA DEL GHIACCIO BRAVI CURLINI SVEDESI”. A splash of iced coffee fuels the hyper live-commentary vibes of “mai avrei pensato di farmi salire l'ansia per il curling eppure eccoci qua” and the thesis-writing despair of “questo fatto che io devo scrivere una tesi mentre questi lanciano le teiere sul ghiaccio deve finire”. Sea-salt caramel adds a sweet-salty contrast that mirrors their mix of tenderness and feral fandom in “fatemi abbracciare i nostri amo del curling siete demone e demonessa delle pietre” and the mock-aggression of “americani ve li buco sti sassi”. Finally, the crushed ice and lemon zest nod to the cold drama of the rink and their sharp, meme-y humor whenever they crown Stefania Costantini with lines like “ragazz ma stefania constantini lo sa che c'è un'intera bolla di twitter che si darebbe fuoco per tenerla al caldo??”. This is a strong, sparkling, slightly bitter-sweet drink made to be screamed over during an overlong Olympic match.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is powered by intense, almost comically earnest loyalty to their faves and teams, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They latch onto the Italian curlers and immediately turn them into “our” people, writing things like “fatemi abbracciare i nostri amo del curling siete demone e demonessa delle pietre” and “curlini stringiamoci forte fortissimo”, framing everything in terms of collective support. Even when the team loses or struggles, they emphasize affection over results, saying “si ma hanno vinto l'amore del twitter questo vale molto di più” and “NOOOOO CURLINI SIETE ORO NEL MIO CUORE”, which shows that loyalty and kindness matter more to them than pure victory. Their tone is consistently protective and community-oriented, whether it’s defending athletes (“lei una persona migliore di me perché io lo avrei massacrato in mondovisione”) or joking about shouldering anxiety for their idols (“curlini niente pressione ma io sto per uccidermi”). While they are witty and dramatic, the through line is steadfast support, emotional warmth, and a focus on shared joy, all of which align more with Hufflepuff’s values than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the individualistic heroism of Gryffindor.
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Long Live - Taylor Swift
A song that best fits @hawkeyescafe is Long Live by Taylor Swift, because it captures epic, emotional camaraderie over shared moments of absolute chaos. They live for collective, slightly unhinged fandom experiences, from the “curlini” to ice princesses and hockey demons, as seen in tweets like “IO AMO QUESTO SPORT” and “le olimpiadi sono queste forza demonesse del hockey”. Their TL is one long saga of inside jokes and parasocial devotion, like “ragazz ma stefania constantini lo sa che c'è un'intera bolla di twitter che si darebbe fuoco per tenerla al caldo??” and “fatemi abbracciare i nostri amo del curling siete demone e demonessa delle pietre”. Long Live is about looking back at wild battles and saying it was all worth it because you went through it together, which fits their timeline of screaming over medals, drama and victories: “I CURLINI SONO DI BRONZO I BELLISSIMI DEL GHIACCIO”. It’s heartfelt, dramatic, and deeply fandom-coded—exactly the energy of someone who tweets “ma come cazzo si spiega il delirio collettivo che stiamo avendo per questo sport” while still wanting to immortalize every second of it.
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