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Your Simpsons character
Kaida mirrors Bart Simpson's chaotic energy and penchant for absurd humor. Her tweet 'I said funtastic while on the phone with the Yale admissions office once no joke' matches Bart's knack for causing mischief in unexpected ways. Both share a rebellious streak, as seen in 'I want to fuck your wife and make you watch, Mr. Walz.' Like Bart, Kaida balances humor with occasional vulnerability ('My story be silly as hell then I post some sad ass shit').

Your MBTI personality Type
Kaida's personality aligns with ENFP: extraverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. Her extraversion shines through her candid tweets ('All my followers are my friends I love my followers'). Her intuition fuels her creativity, as seen in 'My indie game for 15 seconds.' Her emotional openness ('can yall send nice and polite messages and comments') reflects her feeling-oriented nature. Finally, her chaotic humor ('I said funtastic while on the phone with the Yale admissions office') showcases her adaptable perceiving trait.

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Chaotic lesbian gamer 🏳️⚧️ | Indie dev, toy collector, and rage-filled memer | Creator of 'What a Whammy!' | Emotionally candid & absurdly funny | DM for merch!– @hawktuahslime

Your signature cocktail
The 'Chaotic Whammy' captures Kaida's quirky and chaotic essence. Vodka reflects her bold personality ('Fuck bitches get money oooo'), while cherry soda adds a playful sweetness ('My story be silly as hell then I post some sad ass shit'). Pop Rocks mirror her unpredictable humor ('I said funtastic while on the phone with the Yale admissions office'), and whipped cream tops it off with a touch of absurdity ('I have a fetish for people wearing shoes in bathtubs').

Your Hogwarts House
Kaida fits Hufflepuff due to her emotional openness and quirky creativity. Her tweet 'can yall send nice and polite messages and comments with perhaps cute animals i need it rn' shows her need for kindness and connection, a hallmark of Hufflepuff values. Her playful love for toys and indie games ('my name is hawktuah slime and i post bangers') aligns with their appreciation for individuality. While chaotic, she has a warm and vulnerable side that resonates with the house's inclusive spirit.

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Kaida's chaotic, rebellious spirit fits the vibe of 'Teenage Dirtbag.' Her tweet 'Fuck this life' mirrors the song's angst. Her quirky humor ('I said funtastic while on the phone with the Yale admissions office once no joke') aligns with its offbeat tone. The line 'I just wanna be someone’s constant headache' echoes the song's self-deprecating yet relatable lyrics. It's a perfect anthem for her teenage chaos.

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