Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: He developed a programming algorithm to randomize his watchlist based on specific weighted probabilities.
- Romantic Devotion: He expresses deep, long-term commitment, calling his partner the love of his life and his wife.
- Physical Discipline: Despite the exhaustion, he consistently pushes himself to attend crossfit sessions even with minimal sleep.
- Gaming Persistence: He shows dedication to complex mechanics, achieving 100% completion in Genshin Impact and mastering high-level content like Pure Fiction.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Destructive Humor: He frequently uses extreme hyperbole regarding his mental state, such as asking for a shot when stressed.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: He forces himself to perform physically demanding activities like crossfit on 4 hours of sleep.
- Low Frustration Tolerance: He displays intense anger toward game developers when mechanics don't favor him, using aggressive insults.
- Short Attention Span: He admits to forgetting basically everything that happened in previous seasons of shows he is watching.
- Chronic Complainer: A significant portion of his feed is dedicated to complaining about weather, his location, or physical pain.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the iconic Springfield shopkeeper, @Hayate_BR is a self-proclaimed nerd who spends much of his time critiquing and ranking media, once stating “My ranking 1 No Way Home 2 Deadpool 3... 999 Multiverso da Loucura”. He demonstrates a deep technical and obsessive passion for gaming, even using his coding skills to decide what to watch: “I made a programming algorithm that draws a series or anime for me to watch”. While he shares a cynical edge regarding poor execution—“For what a brilliant concept for such a doubtful execution”—he also has a softer side for his favorite franchises, particularly Star Wars, Pokémon, and Genshin Impact. Ultimately, his life revolves around the digital and fictional worlds he loves, occasionally venturing out for physical activity like crossfit only to complain about the results, mirroring the sedentary but passionate lifestyle of Jeff Albertson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Hayate_BR exhibits Introversion by prioritizing solitary hobbies like gacha games, anime, and programming, even “coding an algorithm” to decide what to watch next. His Intuitive side is shown through his meta-commentary on media, such as analyzing “concept vs execution” in stories. He leans toward Thinking, often using blunt or technical logic, even when “studying calculus” to understand community jokes. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his spontaneous habits, such as “downloading Genshin Impact again” on a whim or expressing frustration with the “rng/energy systems” of his games rather than sticking to a rigid schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the 4.7 Spiral Abyss? Because I’ve been obsessed with you since the 1.0 days and I finally realized you're the only 'main' I need.
- Is your name Ruan Mei? Because I’ve filtered through my entire programming algorithm and you're the only one I want to spend all my priority pulls on.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a 50/50—I’ll come home to you even earlier than Pity 31.
- Forget Pokémon Scarlet, you're the only legendary encounter I'm interested in—and trust me, I won't let a 'Sturdy' ability keep me from winning your heart.
- I’d survive a 5 AM CrossFit session and a bus with the AC on full blast just to be the one you call the 'love of your life' in a real-life story.
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Software tinkerer & crossfit survivor. When I'm not optimizing gacha pulls or debating Star Wars lore, I’m likely recovering from 5 AM workouts. He/Him | 26.– @Hayate_BR
Your signature cocktail
The Gacha-Grit Sour
This cocktail captures a 'just another nerd' who balances hardcore gaming with a grueling fitness routine. The Blue Curaçao reflects his signature emoji and his 'my wife' 💙 devotion seen in tweets like “My wife 💙”, while the ginger and espresso mirror the chaos of “Indo pro crossfit com pouco mais de 4h de sono”. The drink is experimental and slightly bitter, much like the “puta sacanagem fudida” of RNG artifact farming in Genshin Impact. Finally, the glitter represents his love for cinematic spectacles and his lucky “ELA VEIO NO PITY 31” gacha wins.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Hayate_BR demonstrates a highly analytical and creative mind, famously shown when he “made a programming algorithm that draws a series or anime for me to watch” to solve his indecision. His wit and curiosity are central to his identity as a “nerd 💙” who enjoys dissecting complex lore, such as being unsure how to feel about “Count Dooku being Qui Gon Jinn's former master”. He shows a Ravenclaw’s appreciation for intellectual challenges, noting that “Shenhe mains have to study calculus to understand a joke”. Even his gaming habits reflect a desire for perfection and completion, focusing on reaching “100%” in game maps through dedicated effort.
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The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars
Hayate_BR perfectly embodies the vibe of a modern nerd who balances a self-proclaimed lazy streak with intense gaming sessions. While he complains about physical exhaustion after being “dragged to crossfit”, he clearly prefers spending his time immersed in digital worlds, admitting that when he watches anime he “can't stop playing” the associated games. His tweets often revolve around the struggle of daily responsibilities versus his hobbies, such as when he laments, “I don't know if this is good or bad, but the wave of nostalgia this time was a tsunami” regarding his return to Genshin Impact. Ultimately, his bio describing himself as “Just another nerd” and his frequent posts about staying up late or wanting to stay in bed capture the song's spirit of choosing leisure and fandom over the daily grind.
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