Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate advocate: Frequently raises issues about ocean conservation and West Philippine Sea politics, e.g. “yes Captain does post political things but it's the ocean politics stuff” and “just released an article about the issues in the ASEAN Sea”.
- Community-focused: Actively looks for spaces where their community can gather, comparing platforms like Stoat, Root, and Teams, as in “For REQUIN V community to stay in since Discord is out of the question” and “Captain's doing a short stream right now to draw rookie san's design”.
- Open communicator: Regularly updates followers about streaming delays, health, and family issues, like “sorry for the lack of streams rookie san something serious came up” and “Captain will not stream for a while due to family issue”.
- Protective ethic: Draws ethical lines clearly, such as opposing doxxing in “please do not share doxxes of other VTubers to me” and criticizing environmental damage in “this is legit the only form of politics rookie sans will see from me because these behavior have also violated the environmental code”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and exaggerated reactions to engage followers, like “WHAT HAVE I DONE???? OH MY GOD I THINK MY POSTS BROKE THE NOTIFS LEGIT” and self-aware bits about dark jokes in “I didn't expect to make so much dark jokes on stream actually”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tends to tweet intense reactions in rapid bursts, e.g. multiple all-caps posts like “OH FUCKING HELL” and “WHAT HAVE I DONE???? OH MY GOD I THINK MY POSTS BROKE THE NOTIFS LEGIT”, which can appear emotionally volatile.
- Graphic lewdness: Posts extreme sexual or bodily jokes that may alienate some followers, such as “My piss is the best flavor” and “what if I fed my rookie sans my period blood?”.
- Scattered organization: Shows frustration and confusion over tools and platforms, jumping between Discord, Stoat, Root, and MS Teams in tweets like “fuck this I'll make my MS Teams instead idfk which to use anymore” and “Root sucks ass with moderation shit…and some perm stuff is missinge”.
- Overexposed personal: Shares detailed menstrual and bodily info publicly, such as “I haven't had period since September due to work stress” and “my merfolk fishy menstruation hasn't come yet while everyone else's did”, which can blur boundaries with the audience.
- Potentially polarizing: Strong stances on geopolitical and gender topics could divide followers, e.g. criticizing UN over International Men’s Day in “United Nations replaced International Men's Day with damn fucking Toilet Day” and refusing to support things that “support the side of China” in “I can't support things that's supporting the side of China in the West Philippine Sea shit rn”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, crude, and mischievous but with surprising moments of sincerity and moral conviction. Their timeline is full of horny and shock humor, like “My piss is the best flavor” and “MY DREAMS OF GROUP PENETRATION WILL FINALLY BE ACHIEVED”, which fits Bart’s irreverent, boundary‑pushing side. They also show a prankster energy and over-the-top reactions in posts such as “WHAT HAVE I DONE???? OH MY GOD I THINK MY POSTS BROKE THE NOTIFS LEGIT” and “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROOKIE SAN? I'M A MERFOLK, I DON'T NEED TO SHOWER…”. At the same time, like Bart’s occasional serious episodes, they care deeply about specific issues, especially ocean and ASEAN sea politics, as shown in “yes Captain does post political things but it's the ocean politics stuff that's the politics I fully side with since the seas is Captain's home” and their conservation article in “just released an article about the issues in the ASEAN Sea hopefully this sheds some light…”. This mix of juvenile humor, anti-authority tone, and unexpected earnestness lines up with Bart far more than the more responsible or reserved main characters like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek and enjoy interaction with their audience, e.g. announcing streams and inviting people in “Captain's Live rn! just saying hi and talking about certain sea stuff :D” and repeatedly addressing followers as "rookie san," plus concern about religious followers seeing their NSFW content “are you all alright with with Captain? I post NSFW a lot so just a heads up”. Their thinking is highly imaginative and big-picture, suggesting Intuition: they spin elaborate merfolk lore, political/ocean meta takes, and humorous hypotheticals like “what if I fed my rookie sans my period blood?” and long threads about UN observances and sea politics rather than concrete how‑to details. They show strong Feeling: values and emotional reactions drive their posts, like moral concern for marine conservation and West Philippine Sea issues “I can't support things that's supporting the side of China in the West Philippine Sea shit rn” and empathy toward men’s issues with UN Men’s Day being replaced “what the fuck are we supposed to do on that celebration???”. Finally, their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, fitting Perceiving: they constantly change plans about platforms and communities “fuck this I'll make my MS Teams instead idfk which to use anymore”, and stream schedules shift due to mood, tech, and family issues rather than a rigid structure “Captain will not stream for a while due to family issue”. Their energetic engagement, value-driven commentary, and improvisational approach to content and community fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- Captain, if sharks really broke biology, does that mean falling for a Megalodon merfolk like you is just my heart evolving… or did I just get power-crept by your genetics?
- You keep talking about West Philippine Sea politics, so let me be clear with my stance: I fully support your territorial claim over my heart—no negotiations, no UN intervention.
- You said whale sharks are friendly and love headpats… if I join the REQUIN V community on Stoat, do I get upgraded to ‘rookie san who receives Captain headpats and late-night sea conservation rants’?
- You were shocked that International Men’s Day got replaced by Toilet Day—if it helps, I’ll celebrate you instead: Annual ‘International Meg Merfolk Femboy Appreciation Day,’ featuring Jollibee and ocean-themed dark jokes on stream.
- You’re out here worrying about Discord data leaks and searching for a new community home, but honestly Captain, the only secure server I need is your MS Teams—because I already want a permanent role in your channel.
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Your new Twitter bio
Shark admiral VTuber sailing the West Philippine Sea. Talks ocean politics, men’s issues & marine life horror. Once scared a guard with hentai on my phone.– @HayazameHaruRVT
Your signature cocktail
Captain’s Blood Moon Brine
This cocktail is a chaotic, sea-salty hug from a horny shark admiral under a blood moon. Spiced dark rum stands for their unfiltered, slightly unhinged 25+ energy and NSFW captain brain, like when they joked about period blood and group penetration in their timeline. Blue curaçao captures their ocean-core VTuber persona and love for sea politics, reflected when they said “yes Captain does post political things but it's the ocean politics stuff that's the politics I fully side with since the seas is Captain's home”. Calamansi juice adds a sharp, distinctly Filipino tang for their West Philippine Sea pride and frustrations about China’s actions, like when they urged rookie sans to read about Chinese fishing armadas in “if you rookie sans have some time to lookup things, you can try looking up their Chinese fishing armadas and the damages it causes to the seas…”. Ginger syrup brings warmth and a bit of comforting heat for the blood moon pain and stress they keep mentioning, echoing “pardon the lack of streams I seriously wanted to stream but the blood moon genuinely feels like I'm being punched in the gut”. Finally, a smoked sea salt rim represents their briny merfolk heritage and slightly burnt, dark-humor edge from streams like “Thank you for joining Captain's Sea Talk stream! I didn't expect to make so much dark jokes on stream actually HAHAHJKAGB”, making this drink strong, a little painful, but weirdly comforting—just like Captain Haru.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their strongest traits are courage, blunt honesty, and a readiness to fight for what they believe in, which aligns most with Gryffindor. They are explicit about taking political stances when it affects their "home," the sea, saying that they post politics only when it’s about ocean issues and proudly taking a side: “yes Captain does post political things but it's the ocean politics stuff that's the politics I fully side with since the seas is Captain's home”, and they openly criticize UN decisions and China’s actions in the West Philippine Sea despite potential backlash: “United Nations replaced International Men's Day with damn fucking Toilet Day like what the fuck are we supposed to do on that celebration???”, “I can't support things that's supporting the side of China in the West Philippine Sea shit rn”. This readiness to publicly confront large institutions and geopolitical powers is more characteristic of bold Gryffindor-style moral bravery than quiet Hufflepuff diligence or Slytherin self-preservation. They also show a protective streak toward others and the community, e.g. warning followers not to spread doxxes even when they understand the anger: “hi please do not share doxxes of other VTubers to me ... I don't want more gasoline being poured into the fire”. Finally, their impulsive, dramatic reactions and willingness to loudly own taboo or edgy topics in public, like “MY DREAMS OF GROUP PENETRATION WILL FINALLY BE ACHIEVED” and “I just had an idea what if I fed my rookie sans my period blood?”, show the kind of fearless, attention-grabbing boldness and lack of inhibition that fits Gryffindor’s impulsive and daring nature more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the studious reserve of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Under the Sea - Samuel E. Wright (The Little Mermaid)
A playful but sea-obsessed character like Haru fits Under the Sea perfectly: they introduce themselves as a “🎖️ admiral meg merfolk femboy” and talk about ocean life constantly, even joking, “as a shark merfolk I am highly offended… please do not touch the seas again and stay 80 ft away from us sharks”. The song’s upbeat, chaotic energy matches their loud, unfiltered posting style, whether it’s horny jokes like “My piss is the best flavor” or wild ideas like “what if I fed my rookie sans my period blood?”. At the same time, Haru is serious about marine issues, sharing writeups like “this is legit the only form of politics rookie sans will see from me because these behavior have also violated the environmental code…” and promoting their article on ASEAN sea problems, which echoes the song’s core message that the ocean is a precious home worth protecting. They openly say, “yes Captain does post political things but it's the ocean politics stuff that's the politics I fully side with since the seas is Captain's home”, mirroring the song’s proud, defensive love for life underwater. Overall, the mix of lewd humor, high energy streaming, and deep ocean advocacy makes Under the Sea the most fitting theme for Haru’s character and timeline.
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