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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: they’re chaotic, snarky, and irreverent, but also clearly affectionate toward the things and people they care about. Their timeline is full of over-the-top reactions and dark humor, like wondering “qual será o limite de tempo pra se matar e não aparecer no instagram da sua escola” and yelling at reality show contestants in “meu filho vai se fuder”. They constantly stir drama in a playful way, whether ranting about k-pop vocals in “you mad asf que esse cover do kiof é uma merda e a haneul canta parecendo que tá agonizando” or complaining that “gente meu deus vinho é HORRÍVEL”. At the same time, like Bart’s softer side with pets and family, they’re openly tender with their dog in tweets like “ele abriu os bracinhos tão bonitinho agora se espreguiçando mds 😭😭😭😭😭” and “esse cachorro pode ter a ração mais cara do mundo pra ele e ainda vai preferir um pedaço do meu dedo”. Their mix of mischief, sarcasm, and surprising warmth is very Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): much of their content is about their inner reactions, pets, and online/media consumption rather than in‑person social life, and even their reflections are inwardly focused, like worrying about their voice and how others perceive it in “off: odeio q eu simplesmente não sei medir o volume da minha voz...”. Their style is more about personal impressions than external performance. They show strong Intuition (N) through abstract observations and patterns about fandom and culture, such as their meta-commentary on 5th gen K‑pop voices in “um exemplo perfeito que eu tenho pra definir essa voz que todo gg da 5th gen ter...” and their broader take on how people react to the word "autistic" in “nunca vou entender pq kpopper fica tão na defensiva...”. They read as Feeling (F) due to their emotional language, concern with how people treat each other, and empathy-based arguments; for instance, they focus on how to respond kindly to compliments in “eu também tinha dificuldade em aceitar elogio mas não é nada que só agradecer...” and push back against dehumanizing attitudes toward drunk people in “eu odeio bêbado tanto quanto a próxima pessoa mas girl..”. Their timeline is full of strong emotional reactions—affection for idols and pets, self‑deprecating humor, and existential thoughts like “toda vez que eu me lembro da existência desse menino... eu deveria me matar”—which centers feelings over cold logic. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their life and tweets seem spontaneous and unstructured, bouncing from messy omelette experiments in “coloquei farinha de trigo e leite no omelete e ficou simplesmente a pior coisa...” to chaotic pet stories like “era só o que me faltava mesmo esse cachorro MALUCO...”, showing flexibility and improvisation rather than planning or order. The combination of internal focus, abstract commentary, strong emotional tone, and spontaneous lifestyle fits best with INFP.

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K‑pop analyst in Currais Novos 🇧🇷 | Fromis_9, RV & BOYNEXTDOOR on repeat | Part‑time dog wrangler whose pup once built a poop tower out of spite– @hayoungamba

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This drink starts with a hit of cachaça for the chaotic Brazilian energy of someone who tweets things like “CURRAIS NOVOS NÃO PARA DE SUBIR NAS PESQUISAS” and complains that “vinho é HORRÍVEL” but drinks it anyway. A shot of espresso honors their self-awareness and caffeinated introspection in “sou dependente de cafeína” and the long off-topic rambles about voice and idols like “off: odeio q eu simplesmente não sei medir o volume da minha voz...”. The red wine float nods both to their dramatic flair and to trying things they loudly hate, as seen in chaotic moments like “gente meu deus vinho é HORRÍVEL” and existential jokes like “qual será o limite de tempo pra se matar e não aparecer no instagram da sua escola”. Spicy ginger syrup captures their sharp tongue and zero-filter reactions in tweets such as “meu filho vai se fuder” and “vai se fuder porra”, while still being warm and funny. Finally, sparkling citrus soda on top represents the cute chaos of their life with their pets, like the puppy terror in “esse cachorro tem dupla nacionalidade da coitadolandia e da capetolandia” and the affectionate exasperation in “esse cachorro pode ter a ração mais cara do mundo pra ele e ainda vai preferir um pedaço do meu dedo”. Strong, loud, a little bitter, very sweet, and proudly unhinged—this cocktail is basically their timeline in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong analytical streak and love to pick apart patterns in media and people, which points to Ravenclaw. For example, they dissect 5th gen girl group vocals and trends in a very meta way, noting that groups lack distinct voices and even giving a concrete example: “um exemplo perfeito que eu tenho pra definir essa voz que todo gg da 5th gen ter é a may do rescene, literalmente todo grupo tem que ter uma membro com exatamente a mesma voz dela” and “a maioria dos ggs não tem vozes distintas.. eu nn sei oq falar dos bgs até pq nn é como se eu ligasse pra ficar reparando mas tipo nn é nem de conceito que eu tô falando, é de voz”. They also interpret social behavior and language use with almost academic distance, e.g. “nunca vou entender pq kpopper fica tão na defensiva quando chamam idol x y ou z de autista.. obviamente tem gente que usa isso como um xingamento mas a reação dessas pessoas a essa possibilidade é tão ?”, showing curiosity about underlying attitudes rather than just reacting emotionally. Even when talking about personal issues, they turn it into a kind of self-observation experiment, like in “off: odeio q eu simplesmente não sei medir o volume da minha voz pq eu só sei falar baixo mas os outros reclamam disso aí eu fico sentindo que tô falando alto demais...”, where they analyze their own behavior and stereotypes. Overall, their sarcasm and sharp commentary read more as quick-witted, observant Ravenclaw energy than as the ambition of Slytherin, the heart-on-sleeve bravery of Gryffindor, or the soft, steady warmth of Hufflepuff.

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Ariana Grande’s Eternal Sunshine fits them perfectly because they balance self‑deprecating humor, emotional chaos, and soft sentimentality, just like the album’s mix of biting and vulnerable lyrics. They’re openly dramatic and darkly funny about themselves, asking things like “qual será o limite de tempo pra se matar e não aparecer no instagram da sua escola” while also tweeting “quero morrer”, which echoes the project’s themes of burnout and emotional overload. At the same time, they’re extremely affectionate and attached to their dog, calling him “esse leitão só dorme !” and melting over tiny moments like “ele abriu os bracinhos tão bonitinho agora se espreguiçando mds 😭😭😭😭😭”, mirroring the album’s softer, tender tracks. They’re also clearly a pop‑culture‑obsessed stan who defends their faves, as seen in “só vivendo num universo paralelo pra dizer que o eternal sunshine flopou”, which shows a personal attachment to this specific body of work. The blend of messy, funny, vulnerable, and fiercely loyal energy makes Eternal Sunshine feel like a soundtrack to their timeline and personality.

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