Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative humor: Frequently crafts imaginative jokes and bits, like the theatrical “haha heyyyy (leans against wall) (there is no wall) (falls) (dies and goes to hell instantly)” and surreal analogies such as being an “easily startled horse” in “i realise i come across as an easily startled horse to most people”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep enthusiasm and knowledge for multiple series and games, like detailed Dungeon Meshi predictions in “if mithrun appears in chapter 45… we will get mithrun around episode 22 23” and intense TWEWY focus in “i hyperfixated on TWEWY so hard that i have lost 6 hours of my life”.
- Self-awareness: Openly recognizes their own patterns and contradictions, such as account switching in “this used to be my private account, but now its my public… my ass has no consistency” and joking about hyperfixation consequences in “i am experiencing every negative status effect a person can experience”.
- Analytical thinker: Breaks things down logically, like episode math in “if mithrun appears in chapter 45… then we will get mithrun around episode 22 23” and critiquing character writing in “maybe ill even rewrite it and make Zane purposefully evil and not just an orphan kicker”.
- Open vulnerability: Comfortably shares struggles and emotions, like health issues in “experiencing baby’s first migraine rn and i am haveong a bad time” and academic stress in “you know the quarters been bad when youre getting a little emotionally vulnerable in the quarter review sheet”.
Weaknesses:
- Task avoidance: Often delays important work, shown in “guys do i do my senior seminar proposal this is time sensitive btw” and hyperfixating on media instead of responsibilities in “i hyperfixated on TWEWY so hard that i have lost 6 hours of my life”.
- Emotional exhaustion: Regularly describes feeling drained, like “weighted blanket isn’t enough i need to be put under a hydraulic press” and being worn down by the quarter in “you know the quarters been bad when youre getting a little emotionally vulnerable in the quarter review sheet”.
- Conflict strain: Family conflict and coping-by-joking appear in “i hate my dad and he doesnt know im trans… i ask him, dead pan, ‘do you say that because im a woman?’… ill do anything for the bit (& to make him uncomfortable)”, suggesting stress around confrontation and identity.
- Overcommitment: Takes on intense media and school loads despite limited time, as in wanting to restart a 115-episode series in “i want to get back into jrwi:riptide but it is 115 episodes long… i do Not have that time” and juggling crew obligations in “me… before crew obligations… me now… no crew obligations till tomorrow”.
- Self-critical talk: Uses harsh self-directed language, e.g. in the bio “dogshit series connoisseur” and in “looking back at old photos of myself is like: wow banger outfit. but i hope you Die”, hinting at a tendency toward negative self-perception masked as humor.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a highly self-aware, neurodivergent-leaning media nerd with strong opinions and a lot of niche fixations, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they are extremely into their interests and approach them analytically, as seen when they break down pacing and omissions in anime and games, such as “watching newest episode of dungeon meshi. peeved they cut out this bit” and “ok. so. if mithrun appears in chapter 45, and 1 episode of the anime has, on average, two chapters in it…”. Their creative and obsessive side shows up in writing and OCs, like “some songs that are irreparably associated with my OCs” and “literally stopped in the middle of a hallway to type out a description of an outfit i saw in the wild”, which mirrors Lisa’s artsy overachiever energy. They also display a mix of earnest vulnerability and sardonic humor about school and family, as in “you know the quarters been bad when youre getting a little emotionally vulnerable in the quarter review sheet” and their complicated relationship with their dad in “i hate my dad and he doesnt know im trans… it makes me dysphoric but ill do anything for the bit (& to make him uncomfortable)”, which echoes Lisa’s moral seriousness and family tension. Overall, they feel too thoughtful and hyper-verbal to be Bart, too introspective and niche to be Homer, and their combination of fandom brain, idealism, and emotional intensity lines up squarely with Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about being stranded at school and napping, and their fandom/crafting life happens largely alone, like “playlist is goin well” and “im dressed as a fucking elf and listening to ‘THE WIZARD’S LIBRARY’... all in order to finish my writing homework”, which sounds like intense solo immersion rather than seeking a crowd. Their interests and language strongly suggest intuition (N) over sensing: they fixate on story themes, character analysis, and odd concepts (e.g. theorizing episode counts with “if mithrun appears in chapter 45… then we will get mithrun around episode 22 23” and musing about unethical experiments in “wish psychology was less regulated so the ‘YouTube Kids vs. Loving Family’ experiment can be done”). They lean feeling (F) due to their emotional focus and values: they joke darkly about family conflict and dysphoria in “i hate my dad and he doesnt know im trans… it makes me dysphoric but ill do anything for the bit (& to make him uncomfortable)” and get deeply affected by media, as in “the doomed yuri in Bugsnax is crazy? i don’t remember it being this sad??”. Their life and fandom habits point to perceiving (P): they procrastinate and improvise (e.g. “guys do i do my senior seminar proposal this is time sensitive btw”) and change plans on the fly, such as “deviated because i do not have enough ‘T’ beads for the Thistle bracelet :( hes just goning to be thisle :(”. Overall, a creative, hyperfixation-prone, feelings-driven, somewhat chaotic but imaginative inner world fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Senshi can mistake Thistle for a kid, do you think he’d also mistake my heart for a dungeon meshi ingredient? Because it’s definitely getting cooked every time you tweet about that ‘skrinkle’ on 2024-07-31.
- You said on 2024-03-05 that we’ll never see mainline Pokémon characters again—but if we were in Alola, I’d absolutely be your Gladion: tragic, overinvested, and 100% willing to hyperfixate on you like you did on TWEWY for six hours on 2024-04-05.
- On 2024-09-06 you said you became 18 and you HATE MINORS—good news, I’m just here as a major fan of that unhinged sense of humor and your Dungeon Meshi bracelet grind (Mithrun and ‘thisle’ on 2024-03-18).
- You dressed as an elf listening to ‘THE WIZARD’S LIBRARY’ on 2024-02-23 just to finish homework; if you channel even half that chaotic commitment into a date, I’ll bring the enchanted ambiance and you bring the cup foods you love so much from 2024-02-21.
- You once said a weighted blanket isn’t enough and you need a hydraulic press (2024-04-01), and honestly? Same—but until then, may I offer being emotionally pancaked together over bad series, Trolls 2, and Arcane Silco crumbs like you begged for on 2024-11-23.
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Your new Twitter bio
Media student & narrative gremlin. Analyzing dogshit series for fun, JRPGs for sport. Once live‑tweeted Dungeon Meshi instead of studying.– @Hazed_storms
Your signature cocktail
The Medicine Pocket Hyperfixation Fizz
This drink hits like a late-night brainrot marathon, hence the high-proof espresso vodka for their hyper, overstimulated fandom energy, inspired by lines like “i hyperfixated on TWEWY so hard that i have lost 6 hours of my life”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a sweet-but-bitter edge, mirroring their love of doomed or angsty media such as “the doomed yuri in Bugsnax is crazy?” and all the emotional Dungeon Meshi posts like “just finished the red dragon fight in dungeon meshi and??????!!!!! laios???? what the hell man”. The matcha soda reflects their slightly feral, experimental vibe and their habit of powering through school and crew with sheer gremlin energy, as in “got a lung full of saw dust. feeling good”. A dash of saline stands in for the sweat and tears of theatre crew obligations and academic stress, referencing “you know the quarters been bad when youre getting a little emotionally vulnerable in the quarter review sheet”. Finally, a rosewater spritz over crushed ice nods to their soft spot for pretty boys and skrunkly faves like “MEDICINE POCKET!!!! MY SKRINKLE” and “A MAN SO BEAUTIFUL I WEPT”, giving the whole chaotic concoction an unexpectedly delicate finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong analytical, pattern‑seeking mind that fits Ravenclaw. For example, they do actual back‑of‑the‑envelope math and scheduling logic to predict anime episode content in “ok. so. if mithrun appears in chapter 45, and 1 episode of the anime has, on average, two chapters in it… then we will get mithrun around episode 22 23…”, which is very Ravenclaw "how do I systematize this fandom info" energy. Their curiosity repeatedly pushes them into deep‑dive research and overthinking: they talk about doing Garten of Banban research and nitpicking lore details in “CLEAR discrepancy in Gartan of Banban… i need someone fired for this.” and “doin some Garten of Banban research and what the Fuck do they mean Givanium has infinite atomic mass”. They also frame rewatching Minecraft Diaries as a quasi‑academic exercise in “i promise ill watch it in a purely analytical manner and try to derive some sort of meaning and/or cohesion… maybe ill even rewrite it”, showing that they instinctively intellectualize their interests. Even their humor leans cerebral and self‑aware, as in “wish psychology was less regulated so the ‘YouTube Kids vs. Loving Family’ experiment can be done”, which plays with thought‑experiment logic more than pure edge or drama. While they clearly care about friends and fandoms (a Hufflepuff‑adjacent trait), the consistent thread is curiosity, meta‑analysis, and turning hobbies into little research projects, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
I Just Sighed. I Just Sighed, Just So You Know - Los Campesinos!
The best fit is “I Just Sighed. I Just Sighed, Just So You Know” because their whole vibe is hyper-verbal, self-deprecating, and emotionally chaotic in the exact way Los Campesinos! songs are. They literally associate this track with one of their OCs: “‘I Just Sighed. I Just Sighed, Just So You Know’ by Los Campesinos! is Silas”, which shows they already connect with its anxious, tangled emotional energy. Their timeline is full of exhausted, dramatic asides like “weighted blanket isn’t enough i need to be put under a hydraulic press” and “i hyperfixated on TWEWY so hard that i have lost 6 hours of my life and am experiencing every negative status effect a person can experience”, mirroring the song’s over-the-top melodrama. They weave humor through genuine distress, like “i hate my dad and he doesnt know im trans… it makes me dysphoric but ill do anything for the bit (& to make him uncomfortable)”, which is very in line with Los Campesinos!’ mix of bitterness, vulnerability, and jokes. Between their fixation on niche media, spiraling thoughts, and self-aware angst, this song’s frantic, wordy, emotional style fits them almost perfectly.
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