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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: They state 'I'm a really empathetic, I often sympathize with people' and repeatedly step in to defend people from harassment, which shows deep compassion in action.
- Playful: Their timeline is full of big reactions and jokes like 'I HAVE 69 FOLLOWERS? HOLY SHIT' and 'I'm found DEAD', showing a joyful, meme-literate sense of humor.
- Loyal Fan: Relentless fandom engagement — many posts about 'MIZURUI', 'Rui', 'Mizuki' and 'My oshi' — shows dedication and passion for characters and communities.
- Courageous: They confront online abuse head-on with tweets like 'Telling a child to kill themselves as an adult is just unforgivable', indicating moral courage to call out wrongdoing.
- Expressive: Hazel's messages are emotionally transparent and theatrical — 'My stomach... It hurts.... Me dying.....' — which helps them connect and entertain their followers.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent dramatic reactions like 'I'm found DEAD' and sudden follower-goal posts suggest quick, sometimes unfiltered impulses to post.
- Overexposed: Putting personal, intense moments publicly (e.g., 'TW: pregnancy... I did a pregnancy test and got positive') can invite stress and blowback from a wide audience.
- Obsessive: The repeated fixation on '37' ('I'm always referencing to 37') and constant tracking of follower milestones can narrow focus and become an anxious loop.
- Conflict-prone: Actively calling out people and engaging in fandom disputes ('Whoever voted yes is so fucking pathetic') can escalate conflict and emotional fatigue.
- Self-deprecating: Tweets like 'Brah i'm so poor' and 'I hate my baka life' show a tendency toward negative self-talk that might undercut confidence over time.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa's combination of principled defense of the vulnerable, earnest emotionality, and occasional social awkwardness maps onto Hazel: both step in when people are harmed and get passionately moral about it ('Telling a child to kill themselves... is just unforgivable' matches Lisa's outrage at injustice). Hazel's nerdy fandom devotion and the desire to be understood also mirror Lisa's outsider-intellectual energy, making her the most fitting Simpsons counterpart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Hazel fits ENFP: extraverted (they engage with followers, celebrate follower milestones and say 'I HAVE 69 FOLLOWERS? HOLY SHIT' and '279 away from the goal hey guys follow me i'm cool'), intuitive (they live in ships, hypotheticals and imaginative takes: 'What if it turns out the same way as Gunjou Sanka...'), feeling (they explicitly say 'I'm a really empathetic' and defend others emotionally), and perceiving (their posts are spontaneous, changing goals like 'If I'll reach 337 followers I'll tell everyone what 37 means' and playful impulsivity). Their style is relational, reactive and idea-driven — classic ENFP traits.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, I could explain what 37 means... or I could just show you — which would you prefer, marcelek's serious face or my skirt twirl?
- Are you an Ena5 focus? Because you've just become the main thing I want to pull for.
- Call me replyzel: my replies always hit, but your DMs might hit harder.
- I'd follow you to 337 and back just to earn the secret of 37 — and maybe a shared pancake (🎈🥞).
- Do you stan Mizuki? Because I stan you — same energy, same obsession, let's multiship our dates.
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Your new Twitter bio
Hazel • he/him • Cute chaos curator & fandom stan | 37 fanatic • multishipper • skirt enthusiast • defender of the little guys | PJSE/Vocaloid vibes • replies that hit– @hazels_comms
Your signature cocktail
Thirty-Seven Sparkle
The 'Thirty-Seven Sparkle' is cute, effervescent and slightly extra — just like Hazel. The lychee and pink lemonade capture the soft, feminine aesthetic they've embraced ('I have a feminine like layout... I love feminine shit'), edible glitter mimics their balloon-and-ribbon bio, and the name honors the recurring '37' joke ('I hope people will remember me as the 37 person'). It's sweet, bubbly, and made for celebrating follower milestones.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hazel's strongest recurring trait is loyalty and protection: they repeatedly defend people and call out abuse — 'Telling a child to kill themselves as an adult is just unforgivable' and 'leave my autistic purple husband alone' — which points to Hufflepuff's devotion and fair-mindedness. Their empathy ('I'm a really empathetic') and willingness to stand up for community members reflect Hufflepuff values more than Gryffindor brashness or Ravenclaw detachment. They prize belonging and kindness in fandom spaces and will loudly protect their oshi and friends, the kind of steady loyalty Hufflepuffs are known for.
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Your song
I'm Just a Kid - Simple Plan
The teen-angst, over-the-top emotionality and dramatic confessions in 'I'm Just a Kid' pair well with Hazel's tone — tweets like 'Having a breakdown over having a birthday on 9th September' and 'My stomach... It hurts.... Me dying.....' capture that melodramatic, vulnerable-yet-honest teen spirit the song expresses.
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