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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: playful, chaotic, but ultimately good-hearted. They constantly clown on platforms and drama like Bart does with authority, calling Twitter “this website is dookie” in “this website is dookie” and saying “fuck twitter drama”. Their sense of humor is loud, meme-y, and mischievous, as in “you foolish and dumb goomba idiot” and “when someone says a band name of the word who 'the who?', I will respond 'wrong band'.”. At the same time, they show a surprising earnest streak beneath the jokes, with posts like “NEGATIVITY SUCKS POSTIVITY GOOD” and “Always spreading positivity ❤️”, which fits Bart’s occasional moments of sincerity. Their love of games, music, and goofing around in arcades, shown in “I had fun playing at @Round1USA I hope to visit again” and “playing zenless zone zero”, also lines up with Bart’s restless, entertainment-driven energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets center on solitary hobbies like listening to albums and playing games rather than big social gatherings, e.g. “goodnight, just listened to this album. pretty great. might be a 10.” and “playing zenless zone zero”, and they periodically retreat from the site: “Going private because these bots are annoying”. Their love of music, games, and quirky ideas points to Intuition (N) over Sensing, with abstract/whimsical posts like “June 31st is here. You just can’t see it” and stream-of-consciousness lyrics in “IamjustanavatarofsomeoneIveinvented…”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): they rant about negativity and praise positivity—“NEGATIVITY SUCKS POSTIVITY GOOD” and “Always spreading positivity ❤️”—and complain about drama and mean replies rather than debating logically, e.g. “fuck twitter drama”. Their lifestyle seems spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, showing Perceiving (P): they mention being tired and confused, “i'm so tired i don't know what's going on right now”, decide to re-listen to an album on a whim “maybe I’ll give brat a another listen lol”, and complain about how things are rather than planning solutions, like “The damn website functions like ass that it can’t even load things”. Taken together—introspective, values-driven, expressive about feelings and ideals, and laid-back/impulsive in day-to-day life—this matches INFP best.

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Music nerd (Beach Boys to Vocaloid), Nintendo enjoyer, and bot complaint department. Once beat Pokémon Violet in only 2 years.– @hazorite

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Vietnamese iced coffee–infused rum nods to their 🇻🇳🇺🇸 roots and intense, jittery energy as they bounce from “zenless zone zero is fun” to “Sonic the GOAT”. The lychee soda and lime add a bright, playful sweetness for their positivity in posts like “Always spreading positivity ❤️” and “NEGATIVITY SUCKS POSTIVITY GOOD”. A splash of blue curaçao gives it a game‑console glow, echoing their hype in “NINTENDO SWITCH 2 IS GOING TO SWEEP THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and their many Mario/Pokémon tweets. The salted caramel cold brew foam represents their mix of sweetness and frustration when they say “this website is dookie” and “fuck twitter drama” yet keep vibing with albums and games. Finally, crushed ice with edible glitter mirrors their slightly chaotic, shimmering timeline from “qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnm” to deep music takes like “happy birthday to the god album pet sounds”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong emphasis on kindness and positivity over everything, which is central to Hufflepuff values. They explicitly champion a positive, fair attitude toward others, posting things like “NEGATIVITY SUCKS POSTIVITY GOOD” and “Always spreading positivity ❤️”. They also show a dislike for drama and hostility, distancing themselves from it with tweets like “fuck twitter drama” and “i'm so tired of this beef in my damn home page”, which suggests a preference for harmony and fairness over conflict or status. Their frustration at people who are hypocritically negative — “PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN SPREAD POSITIVITY BUT THEN ALWAYS POST NEGATIVE SHIT ARE A HOLES AND ARE NOT HELPFUL” — reads like a very Hufflepuff concern with sincerity and genuine care. While they have strong opinions and a sense of humor, the consistent throughline is valuing sincerity, warmth, and a drama-free environment, which most closely aligns with Hufflepuff.

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The song In My Room by The Beach Boys fits them well because it balances introverted comfort, emotional sensitivity, and a deep love for music—exactly what their timeline shows. They often retreat from online chaos, like when they say “Going private because these bots are annoying” and “fuck twitter drama”, echoing the song’s theme of a personal safe space away from the world. Their emotional ups and downs—“Pretty sure this is my worst summer yet. Need to listen to the Beach Boys more to feel it.” and “I’m so tired i don’t know what's going on right now”—mirror the song’s mixture of melancholy and comfort. They explicitly worship The Beach Boys and classic rock, as seen in “happy birthday to the god album pet sounds” and “beach who?”, making a Beach Boys deep-cut emotionally and aesthetically on-brand. Finally, their bio, “I am alive I am me. 🙏🪷☸️☦️☮️☯️🇻🇳 🇺🇸”, and posts like “Always spreading positivity ❤️” show a reflective, spiritual side that matches the introspective, safe-haven feeling at the heart of In My Room.

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