Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses irony and jokes, like comparing two celebrities in “O sea que Homero Pettinato y Nazareno Casero NO son la misma persona???” and calling himself “Arquero showman vendehumo” in his bio.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for football and music, e.g., emotional thanks to a coach in “Decidí quererte porque demostraste ser un enorme Director Técnico…” and excitement about concerts in “El mismo día que viene @oasis !!! #LasInvasionesInglesas”.
- Culturally_engaged: References rock history and local culture, calling himself “Investigador de rock” and citing Javier Martínez in “Como bien dijo #JavierMartinez BASTA DE BOLUDXS!!”.
- Politically_outspoken: Openly takes positions, as in “TIEMBLEN, FACHOS!!! MARADONA ES ZURDO!!!” and criticism of political figures in “'Embajador de la (boleta de) Luz'”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and camaraderie, sending greetings like “Abrazo!” in “Hola @EFabregat Te mandé un mail a tu dirección de Oferta de discos. Abrazo!” and using playful direct mentions with friends in multiple quoted tweets.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Uses aggressive phrasing toward others, e.g., “TIEMBLEN, FACHOS!!! MARADONA ES ZURDO!!!” and shouting “BASTA DE BOLUDXS!!” in this tweet.
- Insulting: Frequently calls people “boludos/boludxs,” as in “BASTA DE BOLUDXS!! Buen finde, che bolú!!” and “BASTA DE BOLUDOS!!!”.
- Cryptic: Often assumes inside knowledge, making comments that lack context for outsiders, like “Ustedes @Sr_Novoa @cichopedini ???” without explaining the situation.
- Provocative: Leans into provocation for effect, such as joking about a professor being injured in “Si el Dieguito hubiese tenido mejor puntería me hubiera salvado de un par de cátedras insufribles...”.
- Niche_focused: Content is heavily centered on specific football clubs and rock references—e.g., Boca, Maradona, Javier Martínez—which may limit broader audience connection, as seen across tweets like this one on Javier Martínez.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: a passionate, emotional sports fan, prone to loud opinions and comic exaggeration, but ultimately warm-hearted. Their football fanaticism and melodramatic tone echo Homer’s over-the-top devotion to his teams, as in “Y??? Quieren a Papá Campeón para poder jugar la Copa??? Qué nervios!!!”. The comedic self-deprecation in the bio (“Arquero showman vendehumo”) and tweets like “O sea que Homero Pettinato y Nazareno Casero NO son la misma persona??? Seguro???” fit Homer’s mix of silliness and confusion. Their love for Maradona and Boca (“Bostero Maradoniano” and “TIEMBLEN, FACHOS!!! MARADONA ES ZURDO!!!”) mirrors Homer’s zealous idol worship of sports heroes. Finally, the blunt, often exasperated tone about politics and culture—like “BASTA DE BOLUDXS!! Buen finde, che bolú!!”—captures Homer’s habit of shouting simple, emotional truths more than carefully reasoned arguments.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: their bio is theatrical (“Arquero showman vendehumo”), and they constantly interact with others, tagging people and joking publicly, e.g. “Hola @EFabregat Te mandé un mail a tu dirección de Oferta de discos. Abrazo!” and “Y para vos @maariob ???”, showing comfort with social attention and banter. Their tweets suggest Intuition over Sensing: they often play with ideas, irony, and cultural references rather than just facts, like the humorous political wordplay “'Embajador de la (boleta de) Luz'” and the conceptual joke “TIEMBLEN, FACHOS!!! MARADONA ES ZURDO!!!”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking, using emotionally charged, value-laden language and loyalties (rock, football, anti-fascist stance), e.g. their affectionate defense of a coach in “Decidí quererte porque demostraste ser un enorme Director Técnico y, lo más importante, a great person.” and their exasperated moral judgment in “BASTA DE BOLUDXS!! Buen finde, che bolú!!”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their timeline feels spontaneous and reactive—jokes about resemblances (“O sea que Homero Pettinato y Nazareno Casero NO son la misma persona??? Seguro???”), live comments about matches like “Me miré todo el partido... pero nada... Sábado maldito!!”, and sudden riffs on music or politics rather than structured plans—suggesting flexibility and improvisation over rigid organization. Taken together, the socially expressive, idea-driven, emotionally charged, and spontaneous style best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Maradona is left‑footed and you’re ‘Maradoniano’, does that mean I’ve got a chance if I slide into your DMs with my best zurdo politics and a decent penalty kick in Piri City?
- You say you’re an ‘arquero showman vendehumo’… I’m ready to be your rival 9: you keep the clean sheet, I keep shooting my shot until you finally let one goal—uh, date—slip in.
- As a self‑proclaimed rock researcher quoting Javier Martínez to say ‘BASTA DE BOLUDXS’, consider this a peer‑reviewed proposal: one drink, we talk MAM/Pappo/Spinetta, and I promise a boludx‑free evening.
- You watched the whole match in Barrio Alberdi hunting for LOS ENCAPUCHADOS; I’m not hiding under a hood, but if you look closely, I’m right here in your mentions, ready to haunt your weekends in a much nicer way.
- Ex galán italoguarani, bostero, Maradoniano, and the guy who can tell Homero Pettinato from Nazareno Casero… I don’t need DNA, I just need a playlist you’d make for me and a walk through your ‘barrio natal’ to know we’re compatible.
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Rock researcher & Boca devotee from Piri City. Amateur goalkeeper, full-time storyteller. Once missed class because a gig ran late—and never regretted it.– @HBrandone
Your signature cocktail
Ex Galán Italoguarani High Press
This cocktail mixes añejo rum for the showman, old-school charm in “Ex galan italoguarani. Investigador de rock. Arquero showman vendehumo. Bostero Maradoniano” with amaro to honor the Italoguarani roots and the bittersweet love for football and managers like in “Decidí quererte porque demostraste ser un enorme Director Técnico…”. The tereré-style cold-brew yerba mate brings in the relaxed but intense barrio energy of “En mi barrio natal” and the South American rock-researcher vibe of his music-obsessed timeline. Blue curaçao colors it Boca-style for the proud Bostero Maradoniano shouting things like “TIEMBLEN, FACHOS!!! MARADONA ES ZURDO!!!”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture adds the sharp, trolling kick behind lines such as “Como bien dijo #JavierMartinez BASTA DE BOLUDXS!! Buen finde, che bolú!!”, making the drink strong, a bit bitter, but irresistibly fun and provocative.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Hernán shows a very Gryffindor mix of boldness, strong opinions, and a taste for confrontation. Politically, he openly taunts those he dislikes with lines like “TIEMBLEN, FACHOS!!! MARADONA ES ZURDO!!!”, which reflects the house’s tendency to loudly stand up for its beliefs rather than stay neutral. His bio description as an “Arquero showman vendehumo” and “Bostero Maradoniano” suggests a performative, passionate, almost heroic self-image typical of Gryffindors who enjoy playing the protagonist. The way he emphatically backs people he admires, such as “Decidí quererte porque demostraste ser un enorme Director Técnico y, lo más importante, un gran tipo. Gracias por tanto #miguelangelrusso #SonDecisiones”, shows loyalty expressed in a dramatic, emotionally charged way. Even his repeated, blunt calls of “BASTA DE BOLUDXS!!” and “BASTA DE BOLUDOS!!!” sound more like a Gryffindor’s impatient crusade against foolishness than a detached intellectual critique or calculating strategy.
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Your song
La Mano de Dios - Rodrigo
The best-fitting song is La Mano de Dios by Rodrigo, a passionate tribute to Diego Maradona that mirrors Hernán Brandone’s identity as a hardcore Boca and Maradona devotee. His bio already screams this connection: “Bostero Maradoniano,” while tweets like “TIEMBLEN, FACHOS!!! MARADONA ES ZURDO!!!” show a mix of football passion, politics, and humor that aligns with the song’s fervor. Rodrigo’s track is celebratory but also streetwise and popular, matching his tone as an “Ex galan italoguarani. Investigador de rock. Arquero showman vendehumo,” where he blends self-mockery with bravado. The song’s mythologizing of Maradona parallels the way he references idols (from rock figures to coaches) with emotional intensity, as in “Decidí quererte porque demostraste ser un enorme Director Técnico y, lo más importante, a great guy.” Overall, La Mano de Dios captures his fusion of fútbol fanaticism, Maradonian devotion, and noisy, popular Argentine culture.
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