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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweet 'tomei trauma de caldo de cana, a última vez que tomei, nao teve um lugar do meu corpo que não jorrou líquido pra fora' highlights his ability to make light of even the most unpleasant situations.
- Passionate: Heitor’s love for Corinthians is evident in tweets like 'CAMPEÃO CARALHO, ESSA PORRA É CORINTHIANS,' showcasing his dedication and emotional investment.
- Reflective: His celebration of turtles and bees in tweets like 'Parabéns, queridas tartarugas, por nos ensinarem que a pressa é inimiga da jornada' shows a thoughtful and poetic side.
- Bold: His tweet to Olivia Rodrigo, 'hi @oliviarodrigo, I heard you're in Brazil. Do you want to go out and do something with me?' reflects his daring and humorous approach to life.
- Relatable: His tweet 'aula noturna na sexta feira é um tapa na cara do estudante brasileiro' resonates with many, showing his ability to connect through shared frustrations.
Weaknesses:
- Sarcastic: His tweet 'vamos cair' after a bad Corinthians game shows a tendency toward pessimistic sarcasm, which might come off as overly negative.
- Overcritical: His tweet 'ricardinho me enoja como comentarista, que asco ouvir esse cara' shows a tendency to be harsh in his judgments.
- Impulsive: His tweet 'agr que meu apartamento tá sem telinha na varanda... pensamento intrusivo de pular de ponta lá em baixo' reflects impulsive, albeit humorous, thoughts.
- Blunt: His tweet 'bandeirinha boçal quer mostrar serviço e faz uma bosta dessa' shows a lack of filter, which can come off as abrasive.
- Overly Nostalgic: His tweet 'tudo aqui é tão nostálgico, sempre fico com o coração apertado' suggests a tendency to dwell on the past, which might hinder moving forward.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Heitor's mix of humor, impulsivity, and heartfelt moments aligns with Homer. Like Homer, he swings between sarcasm ('vamos cair') and passion ('CAMPEÃO CARALHO, ESSA PORRA É CORINTHIANS'). His love for food, seen in 'bolo bonito da banha,' and absurdity ('tomei trauma de caldo de cana') make him a perfect match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Heitor’s tweets show ENFP traits: enthusiastic, humorous, and reflective. His boldness in 'hi @oliviarodrigo' reflects extraversion. His whimsical nature, seen in turtle celebrations, shows intuition. His humor, like 'tomei trauma de caldo de cana,' highlights feeling. Finally, his spontaneity in 'vamos cair' shows a perceiving mindset.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Corinthians? Because my heart shouts 'CAMPEÃO CARALHO' every time I see you!
- Are you a turtle? Because you’ve taught me that the journey is more beautiful with you.
- Do you like sugarcane juice? Because I’d risk it all—even chaos—for a sip with you.
- Are you Olivia Rodrigo? Because I’m waiting for your reply to my heart.
- Are you football? Because you’ve got me cheering for love every day.
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Your new Twitter bio
Football fanatic ⚽ | Corinthians die-hard | Nature lover 🌿 | Humor connoisseur 🍃 | Future dad to Analua 💫 | Here for absurdity, pop culture, and the occasional turtle appreciation post.– @hctpgn
Your signature cocktail
Corinthian Sunrise
This cocktail reflects Heitor’s vibrant personality and love for football. Cachaça represents his Brazilian roots, while orange juice and grenadine add a celebratory flair, like 'CAMPEÃO CARALHO.' Mint symbolizes his refreshing humor, seen in 'tomei trauma de caldo de cana.' It’s a drink for champions!
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Heitor fits Hufflepuff's traits of loyalty, humor, and appreciation for nature. His love for Corinthians, seen in 'CAMPEÃO CARALHO, ESSA PORRA É CORINTHIANS,' shows dedication. His whimsical celebrations of turtles and bees reflect Hufflepuff's earthiness. Though sarcastic, his tweets like 'Aos seguidores homens: Mije sentado...' show a practical and caring side, fitting the house's ethos.
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Your song
We Are the Champions - Queen
His celebratory tweet 'CAMPEÃO CARALHO, ESSA PORRA É CORINTHIANS' fits the triumphant energy of this anthem. The song’s resilience matches his unwavering support for Corinthians, even during tough times.
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