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Your Simpsons character
Like Nelson, Billy is a tough-talking brawler with a signature weapon and a hidden soft side for his family. He often displays a hostile exterior and enjoys physical confrontation, seen when he “Hits his ass with his bo staff while it was in flames” or bluntly tells an rival, “I hate your fucking guts, Higashi.”. However, mirroring Nelson’s occasional vulnerability and love for his mother, Billy is fiercely protective of his sister and wife, stating, “I’ll kick your ass when it comes down to my family”. Ultimately, both characters are 'street-tough' archetypes who mask their domestic loyalty with a “rotten mood” and a habit of bullying those they deem unworthy.

Your MBTI personality Type
Billy Kane exhibits Extroversion through his constant, direct engagement with others and a leadership-oriented presence, often demanding to be left alone only during specific moments of mourning, as seen when he tells a stranger “Who the hell are you? And who says I’m beatin’ myself over it?”. His Sensing trait is clear in his focus on concrete family duties and physical protection, specifically his practical concern for his sister's lifestyle: “I do want Lilly away from the fighting... I did whatever it takes to let my sister live a normal life.”. He leans heavily into Thinking, prioritizing blunt logic and hierarchical loyalty over diplomacy, stated firmly as “Trust don’t mean a thing when I want my little sister and my daughter to have decent lives.”. Finally, his Judging nature shows in his adherence to his role as a 'right-hand man' and his strict protective boundaries, exemplified by his aggressive stance toward outsiders: “I DON’T WANT HER WITH THAT CLOWN!”.

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Former right hand to Geese Howard, now a devoted husband and father. If you’re not Joe Higashi or trying to date my sister, we’ll get along just fine. 🇬🇧– @HeadOfLegacy

Your signature cocktail
This drink packs a punch with a literal fire garnish, reflecting how Billy will “(Hits his ass with his bo staff while it was in flames)” anyone who crosses him. The English tea base honors his British roots and the softer side he reserves for family, specifically when he’s “happily married to Ai”. The bittersweet orange and salt represent his 'rotten mood' and his fierce protection of his sister, declaring “You’re not WORTHY for Lily” to anyone like Joe Higashi. Despite the heat, the heart of the drink is loyal, echoing his sentiment: “I was his right hand man. I owe my life to him.”

Your Hogwarts House
Billy Kane epitomizes the Slytherin traits of fierce loyalty to a selected few and a ruthless protective instinct over his legacy and family. He defines himself by his past as a “right hand man” to a powerful leader and maintains a cunning, gatekeeping attitude toward his sister's life, stating, “I want her to be with someone better than her ol’ brother turned out to be…”. His resourcefulness is fueled by ambition for his daughter’s future, as he promises to do “whatever it takes to let my sister live a normal life” while keeping her away from the 'thug' life he mastered. Ultimately, his pride and self-preservation manifest in his direct, often hostile leadership style, telling rivals like Joe Higashi, “I hate your fucking guts” to ensure his inner circle remains undisturbed.

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This song perfectly captures Billy Kane’s resilient spirit and his transition from a loyal henchman to a dedicated family man who survives every hardship. Despite mourning his former life and boss, as seen when he says “I was his right hand man. I owe my life to him. Now if you excuse me, mate, let me mourn in peace.”, he continues to stand tall for his loved ones. The lyrics reflect his protective, defiant nature, especially when he warns “I want to see @J3STER_THAI TRY to go after my sister, so I can beat him up.”. Billy’s journey is one of endurance, proving he is a survivor who will “kick your ass when it comes down to my family” while leaving his past shadows behind.

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