Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows consistent, enthusiastic support for idols and groups, e.g. daily declarations like “TE AMO HAN JISUNG TUIT DIARIO”.
- Politically engaged: Expresses clear political views and critiques, e.g. “looos muchachoos peroniiiiistas todos unidos triunfareeeemos” and criticism of libertarians and current government policies.
- Socially aware: Connects pop culture to broader issues like Palestine and U.S. foreign policy in “las gringas le exigen cosas a los idols coreanos… financia la ocupación israelí en palestina”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses self-deprecating anecdotes for humor, like “una vez rompí la puerta de un mueble porque no sabía como se abría encima era mi primer día”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares intense feelings (love, frustration, admiration), e.g. “dios como me gusta layover me manda a levitar por la estratosfera te amo kim taehyung”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward groups, e.g. “los yanquis son uno más pelotudo que otro SON VACAS” and “por dios que boludos que son los libertarios realmente uno más bruto que otro”.
- Generalizing others: Makes sweeping negative statements about whole nationalities or groups, e.g. “que estupidos que son los gringos los odio”.
- Conflict-driven tone: Often frames disagreement in combative terms, like wanting to “destruir una fábrica del pelotudo de elon musk” and calling student leaders “tibios” for not talking politics.
- Catastrophic outlook: Expresses feeling overwhelmed by negativity, e.g. “hace tiempo que no leo ni veo nada porque me ofende que todo esté tan mal”.
- Self-neglecting humor: Jokes about personal difficulties without much self-compassion, e.g. laughing about injuring herself and needing a brace in “me pusieron una tobillera… creo que no siento la pierna”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: politically engaged, emotionally intense, and deeply passionate about the things they love. Like Lisa’s activism and leftist streak, they rail against libertarians and right‑wing politics with tweets like “por dios que boludos que son los libertarios realmente uno más bruto que otro” and defend Peronism and Evita in “looos muchachoos peroniiiiistas todos unidos triunfareeeemos” and “Evita nos dio voz a las mujeres… acá hay un pueblo firme que no se olvida todo lo que hizo por nosotros ❤”. Their concern for social issues and cognitive development echoes Lisa’s earnest intellectualism, as seen in “en realidad es muy importante que les hablen a los bebés desde que nacen, así es como desarrollamos nuestras capacidades cognitivas…”. At the same time, their MBTI confusion and introversion in “volví a hacer el test de mbti y me salió esfj ¿? mira si voy a ser extrovertida qué decís” and their frustration with how bad everything feels in “hace tiempo que no leo ni veo nada porque me ofende que todo esté tan mal” parallel Lisa’s constant sense of being an overthinking, sensitive outsider. Finally, their intense, almost scholarly obsession with K‑pop idols and art—calling performances cinema in “CINEEEEEEE SÉPTIMO ARTE” and “dios te amo namjoon realmente es cine arte si hay alguien que entiende sos vos”—feels very much like Lisa’s blend of fandom, artistry, and idealism.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
They explicitly say they retook the MBTI and got ESFJ but reject the E: “volví a hacer el test de mbti y me salió esfj ¿? mira si voy a ser extrovertida qué decís jskjaks”, and multiple tweets show them overwhelmed by social events and crowds, like empathizing with how awful it must be for an introvert to attend big events alone: “🥺 lo entiendo siendo introvertido debe ser horrible ir a esos eventos solo, estar horas ahí rodeada de gente que no conozco y que encima son famosos? dios no deja”, which strongly suggests I over E. They focus heavily on concrete, sensory experiences—injuring their leg and wearing an ankle brace: “me pusieron una tobillera porque se ve que se me salió algo de lugar y creo que no siento la pierna”, politics affecting daily life: “iba a decir que ganas de conocer a una que me arruine la vida pero ya lo viene haciendo este gobierno”, and specific visuals of idols and events—indicating S more than abstract N. Their judgments are clearly value‑driven and emotionally charged, defending idols, Palestinians, teachers, and Peronist figures with moral language: “las gringas le exigen cosas a los idols coreanos en vez de salir a protestar contra su propio gobierno que es el que financia la ocupación israelí en palestina, son idiotas” and “Evita nos dio voz a las mujeres… acá hay un pueblo firme que no se olvida”, which fits F over T. There’s a strong sense of structure and should-statements about how things ought to be—calling others “tibios,” criticizing people who don’t vote “the normal guy,” and expecting workers to redo tasks because “that’s your job”: “'ahora lo tenemos que hacer otra vez?' si pedazo de culo roto ese es tu trabajo para eso te pagan”—all of which align with the organized, duty‑oriented J preference. Overall, an introverted, detail‑focused, value‑driven, and judgmental-in-the-ethical-sense style matches ISFJ more than the extroverted ESFJ result they jokingly dispute.
Some pickup lines for you
- You love love triangles even though they never pick the one you’re rooting for… so what if, plot twist, this time you choose me and we finally give the second lead a happy ending?
- You said you’d choose to be born in Argentina a thousand times over; I’m just trying to be one of the reasons you’d choose to stay this round.
- You use AI to write fanfics about próceres and scream ‘CINE, SÉPTIMO ARTE’ about idols — if we go out, I promise to give you at least one moment worthy of a dramatic slow‑mo fancam edit.
- You’re out here dragging libertarios, gringos and empresarios quebrados, hyping Evita and Perón, and yelling ‘viva la patria’ in a Lee Know fancam… honestly, I don’t want to be your crush, I want to be your running mate.
- You walk around with a tobillera, survive 500 mosquitos in class thanks to a ‘government of useless idiots’, and still have energy to tweet ‘TE AMO HAN JISUNG TUIT DIARIO’ — if your loyalty is that strong, I’d like to subscribe to the newsletter where someday it says ‘TE AMO [MY NAME] TUIT DIARIO.’
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Argentinian, peronista & K‑pop enthusiast. Once broke a cabinet door on my first day of work and have been loudly opinionated ever since.– @heartin4cage
Your signature cocktail
Met Gala Peronist Fanchant Spritz
This drink starts with fernet and cola, a loud Argentine classic for someone who yells “looos muchachoos peroniiiiistas todos unidos triunfareeeemos” in a tweet and declares “FUA miren que belleza nuestro país te amo argentina elegiría mil veces nacer en este suelo” in another tweet. Passionfruit purée captures the intense fangirl energy of “TE AMO HAN JISUNG TUIT DIARIO” in this tweet and “dios te amo namjoon realmente es cine arte si hay alguien que entiende sos vos” in this tweet. A splash of sparkling rosé nods to their glamorous K‑pop and Met Gala obsession, like “ayuda no puedo parar de decir QUE HERMOSO QUE ESTAS #StrayKids_MetGala” in this tweet and “lo DESQUICIADA que me voy a poner con las primeras fotos que vea de lee know en el evento de gucci” in this tweet. A few drops of yerba mate tincture reference everyday colectivo-and-mate chaos from “hace unos días vi a uno tomando mate en el colectivo encima viajaba parado el loco ¿?¿?” in this tweet and their ESFJ confusion in “volví a hacer el test de mbti y me salió esfj ¿? mira si voy a ser extrovertida qué decís jskjaks” in this tweet. Finally, edible silver glitter represents their platinum‑haired idols and cine‑level aesthetics, echoing “retuiteadora de coreanos platinados” in their bio and “CINEEEEEEE SÉPTIMO ARTE” in this tweet. This cocktail is strong, sparkling, politically opinionated, and a bit chaotic—perfect for someone who can say “por dios que boludos que son los libertarios realmente uno más bruto que otro” in this tweet and still end the night screaming over vocals: “AAAAAA LOS VOCALS POR FAVOR DIOS SANTISIMO ESTOY ENAMORADA” in this tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is full of bold, confrontational political takes that show a willingness to speak up even when it’s divisive, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they openly insult libertarians in “por dios que boludos que son los libertarios realmente uno más bruto que otro” and call out U.S. complicity in Palestine in “las gringas le exigen cosas a los idols coreanos en vez de salir a protestar contra su propio gobierno que es el que financia la ocupación israelí en palestina, son idiotas”, prioritizing moral outrage over playing nice. They also show a strong sense of justice and protection for workers and teachers, as in “para estas boludeces si hay plata pero para pagarle a los docentes no?” and “'ahora lo tenemos que hacer otra vez?' si pedazo de culo roto ese es tu trabajo para eso te pagan”, which fits the Gryffindor tendency to defend fairness by directly calling people out. Their passionate love for Argentina in “FUA miren que belleza nuestro país te amo argentina elegiría mil veces nacer en este suelo” and for Peronist figures like Evita in “Evita nos dio voz a las mujeres… acá hay un pueblo firme que no se olvida todo lo que hizo por nosotros ❤” further underscores a brave, almost heroic loyalty to their ideals. While they do show warmth and loyalty (Hufflepuff traits) toward idols and friends, the dominant note is fiery, outspoken courage and a readiness to fight, which places them squarely in Gryffindor.
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Your song
Mic Drop - BTS
The best song for them is “Mic Drop” by BTS, especially because they explicitly connect with it and its attitude: “soy una chica simple yo veo mic drop y cito te amo mic drop”. Their timeline is full of fiery political takes and anti‑libertarian, anti‑US‑imperialist rants that fit the defiant, screw‑you‑I’m-right energy of the song, like “por dios que boludos que son los libertarios realmente uno más bruto que otro” and “las gringas le exigen cosas a los idols coreanos en vez de salir a protestar contra su propio gobierno que es el que financia la ocupación israelí en palestina, son idiotas”. They’re proudly Argentine and peronista, singing “looos muchachoos peroniiiiistas todos unidos triunfareeeemos” and posting “FUA miren que belleza nuestro país te amo argentina elegiría mil veces nacer en este suelo”, which matches the confident pride BTS has about their identity and roots. At the same time, they balance intense stan energy and humor, screaming about Stray Kids and BTS—“TE AMO HAN JISUNG TUIT DIARIO”, “dios te amo namjoon realmente es cine arte si hay alguien que entiende sos vos”—just like Mic Drop channels both swagger and playful flexing. The song’s message of being unapologetically loud, political, and proud lines up perfectly with how they use their account to fangirl, rant, and stand their ground.
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