Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares intense feelings, e.g. “i think i am dying today. I am scared” and “i miss u”.
- Artistically-minded: References music and writing as identity, like “writing down my current romantic experiences… the diary of a dirty awful girl” and constant Tori Amos, Oasis mentions.
- Romantically-devoted: Speaks about loved ones with worshipful tone, e.g. “the most beautiful woman in the world i would do anything for u” and “my 58 year old is coming soon i can feel it”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks about own mind and behavior, like “i have to Consistently google the words im saying just in case my dementia is getting worse” and “trying to be human makes me lose my purpose”.
- Humorously-dramatic: Uses over-the-top humor to express feelings, e.g. “u hate dogs I HOPE U DIE” and “THEYRE EVERYWHERE HEEELLPP.MEEEE” in a clearly exaggerated, comedic tone.
Weaknesses:
- Intense-rage: Expresses extreme hatred and death wishes, e.g. “I HATE HIM I HATE HIM…” and “i hate loser bum men die die die”.
- Self-destructive: Speaks about being the devil and dying, like “i am the devil i am the devil i am the devil” and “i think i am dying today. I am scared”.
- Obsessive-attachment: Fixates heavily on specific people (58, baby, John Lennon archetype) as salvation, e.g. “my 58 year old is coming soon i can feel it” and “im 18 and all i want for my birthday is my john lennon”.
- Hostile-judgment: Quickly condemns others, e.g. “wow ihope He dies” and “ur Not even cool that anymore”.
- Emotional-instability: Rapid swings between devotion, hatred, despair, and humor, from “the most beautiful woman in the world i would do anything for u” to “i am the devil i am the devil” and “im old and sad”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The overall vibe is most like Lisa Simpson: hyper-verbal, melodramatic, bookish/arty, and convinced that feelings and aesthetics matter more than normal life. This user’s intense identification with music and poetic language mirrors Lisa’s relationship to jazz and literature, for example lines like “this is why the music is god” and “iamlikelytomissthemaineventifistoptocryandcomplainagainsoiwillkeepadeliberatepaceletthedamnbreezedrymyface”. Their romanticized self-image as a doomed girl-writer in “writing down my current romantic experiences… and they're gonna call me the next sylvia plath” is very Lisa-coded: precocious, self-mythologizing, and painfully earnest. The oscillation between self-loathing and superiority—“im old and sad” but also “everything is about me but not everything is about u”—fits Lisa’s tendency to feel both alienated and morally above everyone else. Even their dramatic outbursts like “THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WAY I THINK LEAVE ME ALONE” echo Lisa’s defensive intensity when her inner world isn’t understood.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their timeline is dominated by inward-focused emotional processing rather than socializing, e.g. “writing down my current romantic experiences from my perspective and going to call it the diary of a dirty awful girl or something and they're gonna call me the next sylvia plath” and “trying to be human makes me lose my purpose kind Of sad”, which frame life as an internal narrative. They are clearly Intuition (N) over Sensing: they default to symbols, metaphor, and allusion instead of concrete detail, e.g. “circles and circles again”, “SYMBOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, and the repeated use of song lyrics like “iamlikelytomissthemaineventifistoptocryandcomplainagainsoiwillkeepadeliberatepaceletthedamnbreezedrymyface”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F): they lead with intense emotional reactions and relational language rather than logic, e.g. “i hate loser bum men die die die”, “and all i want is to save u or the strength to walk away”, and “will u take as i am will u take as i am…”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging, with spontaneous, emotionally-driven outbursts, self-described derangement, and little evidence of structured planning, such as “i have to Consistently google the words im saying just in case my dementia is getting worse and my sense of language is changing” and “i have become completely buzzed”. The overall pattern is a deeply introspective, symbolism-obsessed, emotionally intense, and improvisational person, most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re “18 and all I want for my birthday is my John Lennon” — I can’t give you Lennon, but I can absolutely be the weird little musician you write devastating diary entries about.
- As a fellow The Smiths person, I volunteer to be the miserable man you save or walk away from — either way, we get a concept album and at least three unhinged tweets out of it.
- You only trust people with wide noses; luckily mine is big enough to smell the fruity vape from across the room and find you in any crowd.
- You talk about Tori, Fiona, ‘space dog space song,’ circles, and being ‘old and sad’ at 18 — that’s not deranged, that’s just advanced-level romanticism; I’d happily be the warmest chord you ever heard if you’ll take me as I am, strung out on another fan obsession.
- If your ‘diary of a dirty awful girl’ ever gets published, can I be the pathetic guy whose story arc is: viewed your story, reposted emo shit, then accidentally fell in love with the author?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
18, powered by Tori Amos, The Smiths & questionable crushes. Once trusted someone over their nose width—still recovering. I tweet in circles ⭕– @heartistheyolk
Your signature cocktail
⭕ The 58th Circle ⭕
Smoky mezcal stands in for their intense, slightly feral devotion to messy rock boys and doomed romance, echoing lines like “im 18 and all i want for my birthday is my john lennon” and “noel gallagher”. Blood orange juice captures the drama and bruised-heart melodrama of “OUUGGGGH HE VIEWED MY STORY THEN REPOSTED SOME EMO SHIT FUUUUCKKNOOUUUH” and “and all i want is to save u or the strength to walk away”. Elderflower liqueur is the soft, worshipful side that writes odes like “the most beautiful woman in the world i would do anything for u Run to the high heavens” and whispers “take me into ur caring arms mommy wont u”. Activated charcoal honey syrup is their self-proclaimed darkness and self-loathing glam of “i am the devil i am the devil i am the devil” sweetened by the fragile hope in “i love tori and therefore i love myself”. A dash of saline solution nods to all the tears and salt in their orbit of obsession and repetition—“circles and circles again”, “⭕🕯️58🕯️⭕”, and the desperate plea “WILL U TAKE ME AS I AM STRUNG OUT ON ANOTHER MAN”. This is a strong, bittersweet, slightly unhinged drink—something that would absolutely post “i think i am dying today. I am scared” and then sip itself while looping Tori Amos.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with symbolic thinking, literary self-mythologizing, and referential depth, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They frame their own life as art and writing, as in “writing down my current romantic experiences from my perspective and going to call it the diary of a dirty awful girl or something and they're gonna call me the next sylvia plath”, which shows a cerebral, meta-awareness about narrative and authorship. The intense fixation on lyrics and poetic lines—like “iamlikelytomissthemaineventifistoptocryandcomplainagainsoiwillkeepadeliberatepaceletthedamnbreezedrymyface” and “she cries to the clicking of time”—reflects an analytical, language-obsessed mind. They even worry about their own vocabulary and cognition, saying “i have to Consistently google the words im saying just in case my dementia is getting worse and my sense of language is changing”, which is a very Ravenclaw kind of self-monitoring of thought and language. Their love for niche, lyrically dense artists like Tori Amos and Fiona Apple, constantly referenced in tweets such as “does anyone else have little earthquakes as a summer album maybe that goes against her creative vision but that album is so june”, underscores a preference for complex, interpretive art over blunt action—classic Ravenclaw energy.
Your movie
Your song
Silent All These Years - Tori Amos
The song that best suits them is Silent All These Years by Tori Amos. They are openly Tori‑obsessed, from “does anyone else have little earthquakes as a summer album” to “can anyone love a sensitive tori amos boygirl who will view u as an object”, so a defining Tori track fits their inner world. The song’s themes of self‑doubt, reclamation, and intense interior monologue mirror tweets like “writing down my current romantic experiences… and they're gonna call me the next sylvia plath” and “trying to be human makes me lose my purpose kind Of sad”. Their looping pleas for acceptance in “WILL U TAKE ME AS I AM STRUNG OUT ON ANOTHER MAN” and “will u take as i am will u take as i am…” echo the song’s mix of vulnerability and defiant selfhood. Even their dramatic self‑hatred and longing, like “i am the devil i am the devil i am the devil” and “and all i want is to save u or the strength to walk away”, align with the track’s tension between needing others and needing a voice of their own.
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