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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is the bar owner who is constantly battling depression, loneliness, and suicidal thoughts, which mirrors the user's frequent expressions of hopelessness and self‑destruction, such as "Going to strangle myself" and "Killing myself." He often feels isolated and lashes out at others, similar to "Holy fuckkkkk, I’m done with her… I’m gonna stop interacting with her, she don’t even put in the effort 😂." Like Moe’s reliance on alcohol to numb pain, the user uses self‑harm as a coping mechanism, saying "I love my old scars, and I hate how they’ve js completely disappeared…" and "I need to hit deep styro, you guys don’t understand." Moe’s volatile mood swings and impulsive decisions, like grabbing a new blade or planning a "Mini sesh", echo the user’s erratic urges to cut and the constant search for tools. Both characters also show a yearning for connection but struggle with self‑sabotage, reflected in the user’s "I love all my online friends so much… I’m gonna give them a big smooch" while simultaneously withdrawing. Overall, Moe’s blend of chronic sadness, self‑destructive behavior, and occasional moments of seeking companionship aligns closely with the emotional tone of the tweets.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is heavily inward‑focused, sharing personal pain, thoughts about self‑harm and fleeting emotions rather than engaging others, which points to Introversion (I) – e.g., "I love my old scars, and I hate how they’ve js completely disappeared…" and "Going to strangle myself". Their language is dominated by concrete, sensory details about physical sensations, tools, and body weight, indicating a Sensing preference (S) – e.g., "I love putting my camera flashlight against my skin next to fresh cuts…" and "I need a new blade, the Kai ones scare me a lil too much…". Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions rather than logical analysis, showing a Feeling (F) orientation – for instance, "You make me sick to my stomach, it isn’t even funny anymore" and "I love my old scars". The user’s style is spontaneous, impulsive, and flexible, with frequent mentions of "maybe try multi swipe again", "I might crash hard in a bit", and a lack of long‑term planning, which matches Perceiving (P). Combined, these traits align best with the ISFP type, often described as sensitive, aesthetic‑oriented, and prone to acting on immediate feelings and sensations.

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Cat enthusiast (my cat steals my sewing needles), craft hobbyist, mental health advocate. 🧵✨ Sharing art, humor, and life’s ups & downs. #selfcare– @HeartofSan_

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The Midnight Scars cocktail captures the conflicted darkness and fleeting moments of hope that define @HeartofSan_'s online presence. The deep red grenadine mirrors their fascination with fresh cuts, as they write, "I love putting my camera flashlight against my skin next to fresh cuts…" while the black vodka and activated charcoal embody the recurring theme of darkness and pain, echoed in "I’m gonna stop interacting with her... I hate ts". A hint of lavender syrup adds a bittersweet note that reflects their melancholy, reminiscent of the tweet "My week js got shittier holy shit ✌️". A splash of lemon juice represents the occasional spark of motivation they mention, "Suddenly feeling overly motivated to do stuff". Finally, a cat‑shaped ice cube garnish nods to the constant presence of their cat in many posts, like "My cat is so clingy and hates closed doors".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a drive to achieve personal, albeit self‑destructive, milestones, such as wanting deeper cuts: "I need to hit deep styro, you guys don’t understand" and celebrating success: "Forgot to add ... I’m so happy !!! (Deep styro was the last one, I’m rlly surprised it didn’t dull that much)". They also display a manipulative control over relationships, threatening to block friends based on how they are treated: "She lucky I’m not blocking her on everything yet, which I might js do bc I hate ts". Their focus on acquiring and mastering tools—"My shit is dull omfg Get me new blades bro" and "I need a new blade, the Kai ones scare me a lil too much"—shows resourcefulness and ambition. Additionally, they are quick to cut off acquaintances they deem unhelpful: "Removed like half of my friends bc they pmo, IM GIGGLING". These patterns of ambition, self‑preservation, and strategic manipulation align most closely with Slytherin values rather than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the wisdom of Ravenclaw.

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The intense self‑harm focus in the tweets, like "I love putting my camera flashlight against my skin next to fresh cuts… It’s weirdly satisfying" and "Going to strangle myself"/"Killing myself", mirrors the raw confession in the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" from the song. Their repeated mentions of scars, cutting sessions, and a desire for pain (e.g., "I love my old scars…" and "I’m gonna make body worse 🔥🔥") echo the song’s themes of self‑destruction and emotional numbness. The chorus’s line "The needle tears a hole…" parallels their obsession with blades and cuts, such as "I need a new blade, the Kai ones scare me a lil too much…". The overall sense of hopelessness and yearning for relief, expressed in tweets like "My week js got shittier holy shit" and "My cut isn’t shrinking I’m gonna leap for joy", fits the bleak, introspective mood of "Hurt". Hence, "Hurt" captures both the lyrical content and the emotional landscape of @HeartofSan_'s posts.

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