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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, jokey, slightly gross sense of humor and a love of trolling. Their bio (“I am U N E M P L O Y E D”, “BIG BONED”) and dramatic exclamations like “HOLLEE SHAT!!!!!!!!!!” mirror Bart’s over-the-top, immature energy. Complaining about being blocked with lines like “why the folly did someone block me on this fuckass platform boi i was going to like yo shit 💔” feels like Bart whining when one of his pranks backfires. Their mix of slightly edgy, unserious comments such as “ts is so funny im shitting myself” and absurd statements like “Drowning in Period Blud.. oooohhh nouu” fits Bart’s love of gross-out humor. Even getting mad about a Roblox username with “im gOing To Mad Becas Someone has Username on Roblox I want” feels like Bart’s petty, kid-like frustration over small things that matter a lot to him.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because their posts are loud, performative, and attention‑seeking, echoing streamer/parasocial culture: for example, the explosive reaction in “HOLLEE SHAT!!!!!!!!!!” and the dramatic complaint “why the folly did someone block me on this fuckass platform boi i was going to like yo shit 💔” show a desire for social engagement. Their interests and humor suggest iNtuition (N): they focus less on concrete daily tasks and more on memes, personas, and online subcultures, like the exaggerated identity in the bio and the surreal phrasing of “Drowning in Period Blud.. oooohhh nouu”. The tone indicates Feeling (F) over thinking: they react emotionally and personally rather than with analysis, as seen in the frustration over a Roblox username in “im gOing To Mad Becas Someone has Username on Roblox I want. They not even active” and the moralizing phrasing “Thats very Evil”. Finally, they seem strongly Perceiving (P): their posts are chaotic, spontaneous, and unfiltered, from random bodily humor like “ts is so funny im shitting myself” to impulsive hot takes such as “wired earphones are superior”, which fits a flexible, go‑with‑the‑moment style rather than a structured planner. Altogether, the expressive, meme‑driven, emotionally reactive, and spontaneous online behavior matches an ENFP profile.

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Part-time chaos curator, full-time vibe analyst. Once got blocked before I could like a tweet. Opinions on football, phonk, and life’s glitches.– @heartpewpawr

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The Spiced rum matches their chaotic, unfiltered vibe and explosive reactions like “HOLLEE SHAT!!!!!!!!!!”. A hit of tropical energy drink channels their hyperfan love for IShowSpeed, Rolando, and loud phonk, because someone who tweets that phonk is “GOATED 💀💀💀” clearly runs on caffeine and chaos. Cherry syrup adds messy sweetness for lines like “ts is so funny im shitting myself” and their dramatic bio flexing that they “btw i rizz 😏”. Sour lime juice represents their salty side when they complain, like “why the folly did someone block me on this fuckass platform boi i was going to like yo shit 💔” and being mad about the Roblox username. Finally, a splash of cola nods to their unapologetically low-key, wired-earphones, unemployed-gamer lifestyle, as proudly declared in their bio and in “wired earphones are superior”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows impulsive, chaotic energy and a tendency to speak bluntly without much self‑censorship, which leans strongly toward Gryffindor. Their dramatic, all‑caps reactions like “HOLLEE SHAT!!!!!!!!!!” and calling something “so funny im shitting myself” in “ts is so funny im shitting myself” show an instinct to throw themselves fully into feelings in the moment. They also openly complain when they feel wronged, as in “why the folly did someone block me on this fuckass platform boi i was going to like yo shit 💔”, which suggests a bold, confrontational streak rather than cautious self‑preservation. The playful crudeness and willingness to publicly rant about small injustices like a taken Roblox username in “im gOing To Mad Becas Someone has Username on Roblox I want. They not even active” further supports a fiery, impulsive temperament over the more calculated or reserved styles of other houses. While there are hints of humor and creativity, the overarching impression is of loud, brash, in‑the‑moment expression—classic Gryffindor energy.

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The chaotic, over-the-top energy of World’s Smallest Violin fits them perfectly, from the dramatic bio "I am U N E M P L O Y E D" to the all-caps outbursts like "HOLLEE SHAT!!!!!!!!!! [picture]". The song is about turning everyday frustrations into theatrical comedy, just like their mock-melodramatic complaints such as "im gOing To Mad Becas Someone has Username on Roblox I want. They not even active [picture]" and "why the folly did someone block me on this fuckass platform boi i was going to like yo shit 💔 [picture]". Their love of loud internet culture and streamers ("I love IShowSpeed") mirrors the song’s hyperactive, performative vibe. Even their jokingly gross or unfiltered posts like "Drowning in Period Blud.. oooohhh nouu [picture]" feel like exaggerated bits in a never-ending chaotic monologue—exactly the kind of absurd drama the song turns into an anthem.

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