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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, a little dramatic, but very thoughtful and passionate about their interests. Like Lisa obsessing over bands and books, this user fixates hard on MCR and music, panicking and shaking over shows and setlists, as in “Mcr para com essa porra que eu to com medOOooooOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “To com fomo do show de hoje”. They oscillate between sensitive vulnerability and dark humor about their mental state, e.g. “Mn olha depois eu me mato e nao sabem pq” and “Ai quero deixar de existir”, which fits Lisa’s tendency toward melodramatic existential spirals. There’s also a sense of being overwhelmed by family and adults, like “Simplismente comecei a chorar pq meu dia foi uma bosta e mnh mae surta cmg ???? Entao ta 🙂”, echoing Lisa’s frequent clashes with her parents and feeling misunderstood. Finally, they show sharp opinions and political awareness, such as “Nem ia beber hj mas o bolsonaro foi condenado logo é dia de comemorar”, mirroring Lisa’s socially conscious, outspoken side.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they mention having a private account with far more activity than their public one, suggesting they’re more comfortable in smaller, selective spaces than in broad social exposure (“O fato de aqui so ter 800 tweets enqt na priv tem 10k é definitivamente algo”; “5 tweets aqui e 9173639262 na priv 🙂”). Their focus is more emotional and imaginative than concrete, pointing to Intuition (N)—they’re intensely wrapped up in future events and inner experiences (e.g. anticipation of the MCR show, existential/abstract feelings) rather than detailing practical daily tasks (“Eu acho que morro ate dia 5”; “Ai quero deixar de existir”). They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking, reacting to the world in emotional terms and dramatizing their experiences rather than making detached, logical evaluations (“Simplismente comecei a chorar pq meu dia foi uma bosta e mnh mae surta cmg ???? Entao ta 🙂”; “So o simples fato de ver um desenho dele ja foi motivo p sentir vontade de chorar irmao eu vo quitar da vida”). Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and reactive, consistent with Perceiving (P): they frequently forget or postpone responsibilities (“To tao empolgado pro show que esqueci COMPLETAMENTE que dia 2 mnhs aulas voltam pqp”) and describe themselves as overwhelmed rather than structured or planned (“Mente vazia eh realmente oficina do diabo pqp”). Altogether, a highly emotional, introspective, future‑oriented, and somewhat chaotic expression lines up best with INFP.

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Survived surgery, lives on coffee, MCR, and overthinking. Once cried over a setlist leak on a bus. Any pronouns • SJC/SP– @heartsnia

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a high-energy, slightly chaotic mix for someone counting down to MCR shows while low-key falling apart. The silver tequila shot is for the dramatic "vo me mata" energy and all the anxious screaming over MCR like “Eu acho que morro ate dia 5” and “Nao vo dormir hj to com medo do mcr”. Acai and passionfruit juice bring Brazilian sweetness with a tart edge, matching their soft side under all the swearing, like “Adoro mnh priminha mas puta que pariu nao aguento mais ver essa menina toda semana”. Spicy cinnamon syrup represents their fiery rants and over-the-top reactions, from “Mn QUEM coloca SABAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO em bglh de shampoo viado eu vo me mata” to “Nss senhora viado faz qlqr coisa pra mim menos essa bosta vou me degolar”. The glittery blue energy drink is the hyper-fangirl vibrato behind tweets like “GENTE EU QUERO MORRER DE TANTO CHORAE” and all the capslock hysteria over setlists and countdowns. Finally, the charcoal black salt rim nods to I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love in their bio and the dark, depressive humor of “Ai quero deixar de existir”, giving the drink a gothic, melodramatic finish.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong emotional loyalty and attachment to the things and people they love, especially My Chemical Romance and friends. Their timeline is full of long-term, almost devotional anticipation for the MCR show, like counting down with tweets such as “16 dias”, “14 dias 💞💞💞💕💓💗💓💓💓💓💕💞💗💗💕💓”, and “8 dias”, which fits Hufflepuff’s patient, loyal nature more than an achievement‑focused ambition. They’re very people‑oriented and affectionate even when complaining, for instance “Adoro mnh priminha mas puta que pariu nao aguento mais ver essa menina toda semana” and “Adoro que qnd levo a taz pra tomar banho fora ela volta toda pomposa feliz nem parece que morre de medo de agua essa bixa”, which suggests warmth and caretaking rather than cold ambition or intellectual detachment. Their frequent self‑deprecating and overwhelmed reactions (e.g. “Slk tenho que parar d ser assim💔💔” and “Odeio me sentir assim ai que saco”) show someone who feels deeply and endures rather than trying to dominate situations, which leans away from Slytherin or Gryffindor. They also frame their frustrations with humor and softness, like “Ai que dia chato horrível xoxo capenga sem graça” and “Como pode suco de abacaxi geladinho ser uma delicia pqp”, indicating a down‑to‑earth, cozy, and empathetic temperament. Overall, their patience in waiting for events, emotional loyalty to bands and friends, and caring attitude toward family and pets align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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Their entire profile revolves around My Chemical Romance, from the bio "i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love" to panicked show hype like “Mcr para com essa porra que eu to com medOOooooOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “Ta chegando o dia vo ter um treco”. Emotionally, they swing between humor and genuine distress, echoing the song’s mix of melodrama and real pain: “Dia bosta”, “Odeio me sentir assim ai que saco”, and darker jokes like “Mn olha depois eu me mato e nao sabem pq”. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) is about being overwhelmed, not being taken seriously, and using sarcasm to cope, which fits their reactions to family stress such as “Simplismente comecei a chorar pq meu dia foi uma bosta e mnh mae surta cmg ???? Entao ta 🙂”. The dramatic, anxious, fandom-fueled energy in tweets like “GENTE EU QUERO MORRER DE TANTO CHORAE” mirrors the song’s cathartic, shout-along desperation. Overall, their MCR obsession, emotional volatility, and self-deprecating humor make I'm Not Okay (I Promise) the clearest match.

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