Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Frequently shares feelings openly, like frustration, fear, and joy about MCR shows and daily life, e.g. “GENTE EU QUERO MORRER DE TANTO CHORAE” and “Odeio me sentir assim ai que saco”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love for people and pets, e.g. “Adoro mnh priminha mas puta que pariu nao aguento mais ver essa menina toda semana” and talking fondly about their pet’s bath in “Adoro que qnd levo a taz pra tomar banho fora ela volta toda pomposa feliz”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for MCR and other media, counting days to the show in “16 dias”, reacting strongly to setlists in multiple tweets, and live-commenting series like “PSIKOLERAAAAAAAAAAAA #hexatombe”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggeration and dramatic language for comedic effect, such as “Mn QUEM coloca SABAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO em bglh de shampoo viado eu vo me mata” and “To mais ansioso p ir pro hopi hari e comer 9172 besteiras no ônibus”.
- Socially-aware: Shows political and social awareness, e.g. celebrating Bolsonaro’s conviction in “Nem ia beber hj mas o bolsonaro foi condenado logo é dia de comemorar” and praising MCR playing “Mama” on trans visibility day in “Mcr tocando mama em pleno dia da visibilidade trans lindo isso”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-talk: Frequently uses suicidal or self-harm language even in casual contexts, e.g. “Mn olha depois eu me mato e nao sabem pq” and “Fiz oq eu nao devia faze agr vo me dopar de remedio e sumir”.
- Stress-prone: Often reports being overwhelmed or on edge, like “Dia bosta”, “Ai que tortura ver epic e nao poder cantar”, and worrying they’ll “have a breakdown” before the show in “Ta chegando o dia vo ter um treco”.
- Conflict-reactive: Appears easily upset by family conflicts, e.g. “Simplismente comecei a chorar pq meu dia foi uma bosta e mnh mae surta cmg ???? Entao ta 🙂” and irritation toward a relative in “Ai essa mulher me estressa as vezes viu pqp”.
- Negative-selfview: Tweets reflect harsh self-perception, such as “Ai quero deixar de existir”, “Slk tenho que parar d ser assim💔💔”, and comparing themself to a younger cousin in a way that stresses them in “E saber que eu sou igualzinho a ela me estressa mais ainda”.
- Emotional-impulsive: Acts or speaks strongly in the heat of emotion, later regretting or feeling overwhelmed, e.g. “Fiz oq eu nao devia faze agr vo me dopar de remedio e sumir” and intense overreactions like “Mn esse twitter inventa de nao me deixar mandar msg logo agora vai se fude tio”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, a little dramatic, but very thoughtful and passionate about their interests. Like Lisa obsessing over bands and books, this user fixates hard on MCR and music, panicking and shaking over shows and setlists, as in “Mcr para com essa porra que eu to com medOOooooOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “To com fomo do show de hoje”. They oscillate between sensitive vulnerability and dark humor about their mental state, e.g. “Mn olha depois eu me mato e nao sabem pq” and “Ai quero deixar de existir”, which fits Lisa’s tendency toward melodramatic existential spirals. There’s also a sense of being overwhelmed by family and adults, like “Simplismente comecei a chorar pq meu dia foi uma bosta e mnh mae surta cmg ???? Entao ta 🙂”, echoing Lisa’s frequent clashes with her parents and feeling misunderstood. Finally, they show sharp opinions and political awareness, such as “Nem ia beber hj mas o bolsonaro foi condenado logo é dia de comemorar”, mirroring Lisa’s socially conscious, outspoken side.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they mention having a private account with far more activity than their public one, suggesting they’re more comfortable in smaller, selective spaces than in broad social exposure (“O fato de aqui so ter 800 tweets enqt na priv tem 10k é definitivamente algo”; “5 tweets aqui e 9173639262 na priv 🙂”). Their focus is more emotional and imaginative than concrete, pointing to Intuition (N)—they’re intensely wrapped up in future events and inner experiences (e.g. anticipation of the MCR show, existential/abstract feelings) rather than detailing practical daily tasks (“Eu acho que morro ate dia 5”; “Ai quero deixar de existir”). They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking, reacting to the world in emotional terms and dramatizing their experiences rather than making detached, logical evaluations (“Simplismente comecei a chorar pq meu dia foi uma bosta e mnh mae surta cmg ???? Entao ta 🙂”; “So o simples fato de ver um desenho dele ja foi motivo p sentir vontade de chorar irmao eu vo quitar da vida”). Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and reactive, consistent with Perceiving (P): they frequently forget or postpone responsibilities (“To tao empolgado pro show que esqueci COMPLETAMENTE que dia 2 mnhs aulas voltam pqp”) and describe themselves as overwhelmed rather than structured or planned (“Mente vazia eh realmente oficina do diabo pqp”). Altogether, a highly emotional, introspective, future‑oriented, and somewhat chaotic expression lines up best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here panicking over MCR’s setlist like “eu vo me mata”, and I’m over here like: if they play ‘I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love’, can I bring you my heart and you bring me your @ so we can scream the lyrics together?
- You: “Mcr para com essa porra que eu to com medOOooooOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.” Me: same, but my biggest jump scare right now is realizing I’m not in your ‘show day’ photos yet. Wanna fix that on 05/02?
- You survived surgery, a week without coffee, shampoo com SABÃO, and Twitter censoring your DMs… statistically, the next logical challenge is going out with someone who thinks your ‘dia bosta’ deserves to end with fries and a cuddle.
- You keep counting down “16 dias”, “14 dias”, “8 dias” pro show; meanwhile I’m counting how many days until I get to be the person you trade those friendship bracelets with. I don’t have letrinhas, but I can spell ‘vivi + me’ just fine.
- You said you wanna dye your hair for the concert and that your priv has 10k tweets… I’m just saying: an overthinking, MCR-obsessed, colorful-haired menace with a secret timeline is exactly my type. Can I apply to be a recurring character in both accounts?
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Survived surgery, lives on coffee, MCR, and overthinking. Once cried over a setlist leak on a bus. Any pronouns • SJC/SP– @heartsnia
Your signature cocktail
Bullets, Love & Nervous Glitter
This cocktail is a high-energy, slightly chaotic mix for someone counting down to MCR shows while low-key falling apart. The silver tequila shot is for the dramatic "vo me mata" energy and all the anxious screaming over MCR like “Eu acho que morro ate dia 5” and “Nao vo dormir hj to com medo do mcr”. Acai and passionfruit juice bring Brazilian sweetness with a tart edge, matching their soft side under all the swearing, like “Adoro mnh priminha mas puta que pariu nao aguento mais ver essa menina toda semana”. Spicy cinnamon syrup represents their fiery rants and over-the-top reactions, from “Mn QUEM coloca SABAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO em bglh de shampoo viado eu vo me mata” to “Nss senhora viado faz qlqr coisa pra mim menos essa bosta vou me degolar”. The glittery blue energy drink is the hyper-fangirl vibrato behind tweets like “GENTE EU QUERO MORRER DE TANTO CHORAE” and all the capslock hysteria over setlists and countdowns. Finally, the charcoal black salt rim nods to I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love in their bio and the dark, depressive humor of “Ai quero deixar de existir”, giving the drink a gothic, melodramatic finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong emotional loyalty and attachment to the things and people they love, especially My Chemical Romance and friends. Their timeline is full of long-term, almost devotional anticipation for the MCR show, like counting down with tweets such as “16 dias”, “14 dias 💞💞💞💕💓💗💓💓💓💓💕💞💗💗💕💓”, and “8 dias”, which fits Hufflepuff’s patient, loyal nature more than an achievement‑focused ambition. They’re very people‑oriented and affectionate even when complaining, for instance “Adoro mnh priminha mas puta que pariu nao aguento mais ver essa menina toda semana” and “Adoro que qnd levo a taz pra tomar banho fora ela volta toda pomposa feliz nem parece que morre de medo de agua essa bixa”, which suggests warmth and caretaking rather than cold ambition or intellectual detachment. Their frequent self‑deprecating and overwhelmed reactions (e.g. “Slk tenho que parar d ser assim💔💔” and “Odeio me sentir assim ai que saco”) show someone who feels deeply and endures rather than trying to dominate situations, which leans away from Slytherin or Gryffindor. They also frame their frustrations with humor and softness, like “Ai que dia chato horrível xoxo capenga sem graça” and “Como pode suco de abacaxi geladinho ser uma delicia pqp”, indicating a down‑to‑earth, cozy, and empathetic temperament. Overall, their patience in waiting for events, emotional loyalty to bands and friends, and caring attitude toward family and pets align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their entire profile revolves around My Chemical Romance, from the bio "i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love" to panicked show hype like “Mcr para com essa porra que eu to com medOOooooOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “Ta chegando o dia vo ter um treco”. Emotionally, they swing between humor and genuine distress, echoing the song’s mix of melodrama and real pain: “Dia bosta”, “Odeio me sentir assim ai que saco”, and darker jokes like “Mn olha depois eu me mato e nao sabem pq”. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) is about being overwhelmed, not being taken seriously, and using sarcasm to cope, which fits their reactions to family stress such as “Simplismente comecei a chorar pq meu dia foi uma bosta e mnh mae surta cmg ???? Entao ta 🙂”. The dramatic, anxious, fandom-fueled energy in tweets like “GENTE EU QUERO MORRER DE TANTO CHORAE” mirrors the song’s cathartic, shout-along desperation. Overall, their MCR obsession, emotional volatility, and self-deprecating humor make I'm Not Okay (I Promise) the clearest match.
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