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Your Simpsons character
The user displays a chaotic, teenage, fandom‑obsessed personality, constantly posting meme‑filled updates and self‑promotion, which mirrors Bart’s hyper‑active, attention‑seeking behavior. Their boastful tweets such as "I win" and "I’m so back" show a desire for recognition similar to Bart’s love of pranks and shouting "I’m back!" after a stunt. The frequent outbursts like "NO GAMBIT ????? 😭😭😭" and the frantic "I need cocaine to finish these essays" reflect Bart’s impulsive, exaggerated reactions to disappointment. Their blatant self‑promotion in "Shameful self promo follow me i make really shitty xmen art like every blue moon" echoes Bart’s graffiti and constant need to be noticed. For these reasons, Bart Simpson is the Simpsons character that best matches the user’s online persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their frequent self‑promo calls for likes and retweets ("like + rt", "Liking on all my accounts so it reaches a Chaplin or smt") show a drive for external interaction, indicating Extraversion. They often discuss future possibilities, fan‑speculation, and abstract ideas such as "Hot take but they should sign the rights of x men/mutants over to A24…" which points to Intuition. The tone of many tweets is emotionally charged and values‑oriented, e.g., "She deserves a gun to shoot every man that interacted with her" and "My wife keeps sending me the most scrumptious iwtv art", reflecting Feeling. Their spontaneous, unstructured posting style and admission of juggling multiple deadlines ("Back to back essays… I need cocaine to finish these essays") suggest a Perceiving preference. Overall the pattern matches an ENFP type.

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She/her | Teen X-Men fan artist who turned a school essay into a comic on a busted iPad while jamming to Mazzy Star.– @heavenlyhowlett

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The bold bourbon echoes the gritty Wolverine vibe they brag about in "#no.1 wolverine fan/hater" and "She gon become an avenger again or some dumb shit isn’t she 🥀". A splash of pomegranate juice gives the drink a deep red that mirrors the recurring "Mars ! ; minor" motif and their frantic "NO GAMBIT ????? 😭😭😭" tweet. Lavender syrup adds a dreamy, Mazzy‑Star‑inspired haze, recalling their location "🎶 Fade into you, Mazzy Star". The orange liqueur nods to the "NO BC I LOVE STRANGER THINGS SM IM SO EXCITED" energy, while a coconut‑sugar rim hints at the tongue‑in‑cheek "I genuinely need cocaine or smt to finish these essays" line. Together the layers create a chaotic, artsy cocktail that feels like a self‑promo burst of color, just like their repeated "#promotwt" posts.

Your Hogwarts House
Their constant drive for followers and self‑promotion, like the tweet 'Shameful self promo follow me i make really shitty xmen art like every blue moon' and the frequent 'like + rt' calls, shows a strong ambition for recognition. They set clear numerical goals, as seen in '13 away from 800..guys', and push for influence with bold opinions such as 'Hot take but they should sign the rights of x men/mutants over to A24 and let the directors go apeshit'. While they express loyalty to their partner, the dominant theme across the timeline is the pursuit of status and control over their artistic brand, a hallmark of Slytherin’s resourcefulness and ambition. Thus the traits most aligned with Slytherin—ambitious, cunning self‑promotion and a desire to shape the X‑Men narrative—make Slytherin the most fitting house.

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The tweet that repeatedly starts with '♱ ꒰ Mars ! ; minor ꒱ ♱' shows they identify with the planet Mars, feeling alien or out‑of‑place. Their candid posts about mental strain ('I genuinely need cocaine or smt to finish these essays', 'Just hit autism gold') echo the song's existential questioning of 'Is there life on Mars?'. Their fandom for X‑Men ('#no.1 wolverine fan/hater', 'Gambit having tattoos…') adds a superhero‑outsider vibe that mirrors Bowie's surreal, heroic yet isolated narrative. The choice of 'Fade into you, Mazzy Star' in their location and a wide range of dreamy music tastes further reflects the ethereal, otherworldly feel of the track. Altogether, 'Life on Mars?' captures their artistic, cosmic identity and teenage sense of alienation.

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