Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musically-passionate: Frequently quotes and celebrates songs like George Harrison’s While My Guitar Gently Weeps and Imagine, e.g. “george harrison canetou demais em while my guitar gently weeps” and “imagine no possessions i wonder if you can…”.
- Nostalgic: Shows affection for past experiences and games, e.g. “saudades de chegar da escola e passar o resto do dia jogando ddtank”.
- Work-enjoying: Appreciates small joys at work, like listening to music while working, e.g. “sem dúvidas uma das melhores coisas é poder escutar musica enquanto trabalha sem ngm atrapalhar”.
- Culturally-engaged: Comments actively on games, music, and franchises, e.g. calling Pathologic 2 incredible in “pathologic 2 é absurdo, que jogo do caralho” and reacting strongly to Resident Evil discourse in this quoted tweet.
- Humoristic: Uses humor and exaggeration in reactions, like joking about betting their house on MIBR in “apostei minha casa no mibr” and laughing at contract drama in “2 dias de contrato e ja foi afastado KKKKKKKK”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-critical: Expresses opinions in aggressive terms, e.g. “vai se fuder, o filho da puta deve ter jogado a merda da franquia com o olho fechado”.
- Profanity-heavy: Relies on strong swearing in multiple tweets, such as “que jogo do caralho” and “é de fuder”.
- Cynical-tone: Often responds to situations with mocking or negative framing, like criticizing organizations for giving cheaters chances in “não entendo a brisa das org ficar dando chance pra telador jogar vcb”.
- Work-disengaged: Admits to scrolling social media at a job with no tasks, e.g. “scrollando redes sociais no trabalho que não tem trabalho pra fazer”.
- Impulsive-commentary: Quickly fires off strong takes (e.g. mocking hair style in “que porra de cabelo tigelinha é esse verno” and joking extreme bets in “apostei minha casa no mibr”) that could be toned down for balance.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, with a blend of introspection, artistic sensitivity, and quiet intensity. They clearly care about music and lyrics in a thoughtful way, quoting Beatles lines like “imagine no possessions i wonder if you can no need for greed or hunger a brotherhood of man imagine all the people sharing all the world” and praising George Harrison in “george harrison canetou demais em while my guitar gently weeps”. There’s also a deeply emotional, almost poetic side in “lost inside my sick head I live for you but I'm not alive take my hand before I kill I still love you, but, I still burn”, which fits Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and self-reflection. At the same time, they show a sharp, critical sense of humor when ranting about Resident Evil takes in “'um dos pilares do resident evil é o tesão' ... vai se fuder, o filho da puta deve ter jogado a merda da franquia com o olho fechado”, reminiscent of Lisa calling out nonsense around her. Being a programmer who enjoys music while working as in “sem dúvidas uma das melhores coisas é poder escutar musica enquanto trabalha sem ngm atrapalhar” also fits Lisa’s studious but artsy vibe—intellectual, focused, yet emotionally driven.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their enjoyment of solitary work with music (“sem dúvidas uma das melhores coisas é poder escutar musica enquanto trabalha sem ngm atrapalhar”) and low-focus on social outings point to someone who prefers their own space and inner world, even though they do comment actively online. Their interests and language suggest intuition (N): they quote lyrical, reflective lines like “imagine no possessions i wonder if you can no need for greed or hunger a brotherhood of man imagine all the people sharing all the world” and “lost inside my sick head I live for you but I'm not alive take my hand before I kill I still love you, but, I still burn”, showing attraction to abstract, emotional and existential themes rather than concrete day‑to‑day details. Their tone leans toward thinking (T): they’re blunt and critical, as in the harsh takedown of a Resident Evil take (“vai se fuder, o filho da puta deve ter jogado a merda da franquia com o olho fechado”) and their complaints about organizations giving chances to cheaters (“não entendo a brisa das org ficar dando chance pra telador jogar vcb”), prioritizing perceived logic and standards over harmony. They feel more perceiving (P) than judging: they joke about betting impulsively (“apostei minha casa no mibr”), casually remove their second monitor on a whim (“tirei o segundo monitor sla”), and scroll social media when there’s nothing to do at work (“scrollando redes sociais no trabalho que não tem trabalho pra fazer”), all pointing to a more spontaneous, go‑with‑the‑flow style. Combining these traits—introverted, abstract, analytical, and flexible—INTP is the best-fitting type for @heavensdeads.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re a programmer who listens to George Harrison at work… if you ever need someone to ‘gently weep’ over guitar solos and debug your code, I volunteer as your unpaid intern.
- You’re out there quoting ‘Imagine’ and ‘The Man Who Sold the World’—so when do we add the greatest crossover of all time: ‘The Person Who Stole My Heart While Scrolling Social Media at Work’?
- You said one of the best things is listening to music while working with no one bothering you… but if I sat beside you, I’d bring good playlists, coffee, and zero meetings—would that still count as bothering?
- You removed your second monitor, but I think the real upgrade is having one screen for work and one screen for Pathologic 2, Resident Evil takes, and our DDTank nostalgia date night.
- Since you ‘bet your house on MIBR’, I’ll make you a safer offer: don’t gamble—just invest some time in me, returns include playlists, bad gaming jokes, and unconditional support when your team throws the map.
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Dev by day, riffs by night. Once removed a second monitor to focus and ended up scrolling social media instead. Code, games & classic rock.– @heavensdeads
Your signature cocktail
While My Monitor Gently Weeps
This cocktail starts with smoky mezcal, a nod to the melancholic rock vibes of “george harrison canetou demais em while my guitar gently weeps” and “the man who sold the world”. Cold brew coffee represents those long work sessions where they’re “scrollando redes sociais no trabalho que não tem trabalho pra fazer” and enjoying that they can “escutar musica enquanto trabalha sem ngm atrapalhar”. A touch of maraschino liqueur adds bittersweet nostalgia for gaming days like “saudades de chegar da escola e passar o resto do dia jogando ddtank” and intense single–player experiences such as “pathologic 2 é absurdo, que jogo do caralho”. Tonic water brings a sharp, slightly bitter fizz, echoing their sarcastic takes on esports drama like “2 dias de contrato e ja foi afastado KKKKKKKK” and football frustrations in “o Paysandu já oferece o chicote junto”. Finally, a dash of saline solution balances everything out, symbolizing the grounded idealism behind lyrics like “imagine no possessions i wonder if you can…” and the way they still find joy in music, games, and a good setup even after they “tirei o segundo monitor sla”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user strongly signals a reflective, cerebral vibe that fits Ravenclaw best. They clearly value art and ideas, quoting classic rock and introspective lyrics like “imagine no possessions i wonder if you can no need for greed or hunger a brotherhood of man imagine all the people sharing all the world” and “lost inside my sick head I live for you but I'm not alive take my hand before I kill I still love you, but, I still burn”, which shows a tendency to mull over emotional and philosophical themes. Their bio, “Programmer ads 5/6 while my guitar gently weeps,” ties programming (an analytical, problem‑solving pursuit) with a specific Beatles track, showing an identity built around both logic and music knowledge. They also demonstrate niche, almost academic appreciation for games and media, e.g. “pathologic 2 é absurdo, que jogo do caralho” and a detailed rant about Resident Evil’s "pillars" in “'um dos pilares do resident evil é o tesão' ... o filho da puta deve ter jogado a merda da franquia com o olho fechado”, which reads like a lore/criticism nerd defending textual accuracy. Even their work comments show a quiet appreciation for mental space and focus, like “sem dúvidas uma das melhores coisas é poder escutar musica enquanto trabalha sem ngm atrapalhar”, reinforcing someone who prizes an internal world of thoughts and ideas more than outward ambition or social drama. While there’s some Gryffindor-style bluntness in their critiques, the dominant traits are intellectual engagement, artistic sensitivity, and a love of analyzing media, all classic Ravenclaw hallmarks.
Your movie
Your song
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles (George Harrison)
The best fit is While My Guitar Gently Weeps, because they literally highlight it as something special: “george harrison canetou demais em while my guitar gently weeps”. Their bio, “while my guitar gently weeps”, shows they identify with the song enough to make it part of how they present themselves. The song’s melancholic, introspective tone matches tweets like “lost inside my sick head I live for you but I'm not alive take my hand before I kill I still love you, but, I still burn”, suggesting a preference for emotional, reflective lyrics. At the same time, their love of listening to music while working, as in “sem dúvidas uma das melhores coisas é poder escutar musica enquanto trabalha sem ngm atrapalhar”, positions music as a core part of their daily life, reinforcing how central this song and its vibe are to them. The combination of classic rock references, introspective lines, and their bio makes this Harrison track the clearest match.
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