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Hedlike_a_hole's penchant for elaborate schemes, his dark humor, and his obsession with taking down a specific target (Donald Trump) make him a perfect match for Sideshow Bob. Just like Bob, Hedlike_a_hole uses elaborate plans and schemes to achieve his goals, often employing humor and satire to express his frustration. His tweets about 'lashing the corpse of young Sheldon to the back of my chariot' and 'pushing a manila envelope across the table to the hitman I arranged this meeting with' reveal a similar penchant for elaborate, albeit often absurd, schemes. Both Sideshow Bob and Hedlike_a_hole are driven by a desire to take down their perceived enemy, with Bob constantly plotting to outsmart and defeat the Simpsons and Hedlike_a_hole relentlessly criticizing Donald Trump and his supporters. This shared obsession with a specific target, coupled with their penchant for the bizarre and their use of humor as a weapon, makes Sideshow Bob the perfect Simpsons character for Hedlike_a_hole.

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Brooklyn-based father, 'earnest optimist', and lover of all things weird and bizarre. I'm just doing this because I have to. (Also, I'm a Knicks fan, but don't tell anyone.)– @hedlike_a_hole

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Hedlike_a_hole's cunning, ambition, and willingness to challenge authority place him squarely in Slytherin. His tweets often express a desire to 'do his fighting under veil of night' and 'pushing boundaries and challenging conventional norms', reflecting the Slytherin values of ambition and resourcefulness. He also enjoys using humor and satire to manipulate situations to his advantage, as seen in his tweet about 'showing my grandfather my bored ape collection right before we take him off life support', a move that could be interpreted as a sly attempt to gain something from a vulnerable situation. While Slytherins are often associated with a thirst for power, Hedlike_a_hole's humor and self-awareness suggest a more playful and less malicious approach to achieving his goals, but his willingness to use unconventional methods and his cynical view of the world align him with Slytherin's core values.

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The Killers' 'Mr. Brightside' captures Hedlike_a_hole's cynical and often sarcastic outlook on life, particularly his disdain for the 'fat cat renter class' and his observation of 'the disconnect between the reality of [a pop star's] output and the ecstatic response of her fandom'. The song's themes of jealousy, betrayal, and the disillusionment of love resonate with Hedlike_a_hole's often cynical and pessimistic view of the world. He seems to find humor in the absurdity of human behavior and the contradictions inherent in societal expectations, which aligns with the song's overall message of questioning the facade of happiness and embracing the darker realities of life.

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