Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: He uses humor and satire to express his views, often employing 'jrpg villain' and 'vulgarian' imagery to describe Trump. He's also a fan of pop culture references, incorporating elements from Star Wars, 'Captain Underpants', and even 'The Wiz' into his tweets.
- Self-reliance: He's a self-described 'Batman' who prefers to operate 'under veil of night' and doesn't need 'you to like everything I say'. This suggests a strong sense of self-reliance and a preference for solitude.
- Cynicism: He often uses cynical and dark humor, as seen in his tweet about 'lashing the corpse of young Sheldon to the back of my chariot' and his fascination with 'sinking into the bog and just die drifting in the loamy peat'.
- Political engagement: He's a politically charged individual with a strong disdain for Donald Trump, as evidenced by numerous tweets criticizing his actions and persona.
- Openness to experience: He's a lover of all things weird and bizarre, fascinated by the 'cybertruck' and its 'complete shit' appearance, enjoys 'deep fried eggs and raw onions made by an AI', and even finds humor in the 'disconnect between the reality of [a pop star's] output and the ecstatic response of her fandom'.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsiveness: His tweet about 'lashing the corpse of young Sheldon to the back of my chariot' suggests a tendency to act on impulse and embrace the absurd, even if it's not always appropriate.
- Cynicism: His constant criticism of Donald Trump and his often dark humor suggest a cynical outlook on life, which could make it difficult to see the good in people or situations.
- Distractibility: His tweet about 'going to the bookforum party if you see me please tell how not sweaty I look' suggests a tendency to be easily distracted by events and social gatherings, which could affect his focus on tasks and goals.
- Intolerance: His tweet about 'the transvestigator is embarking on his most ambitious transvestigation yet: adolf hitler' suggests a lack of tolerance for certain viewpoints and a tendency to resort to inflammatory language.
- Obsessiveness: His tweet about 'obsessed with this door that against all odds remains the threshold guardian to what appears to be an actual business' suggests a tendency to become fixated on seemingly mundane details, which could lead to tunnel vision and a lack of broader perspective.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Hedlike_a_hole's penchant for elaborate schemes, his dark humor, and his obsession with taking down a specific target (Donald Trump) make him a perfect match for Sideshow Bob. Just like Bob, Hedlike_a_hole uses elaborate plans and schemes to achieve his goals, often employing humor and satire to express his frustration. His tweets about 'lashing the corpse of young Sheldon to the back of my chariot' and 'pushing a manila envelope across the table to the hitman I arranged this meeting with' reveal a similar penchant for elaborate, albeit often absurd, schemes. Both Sideshow Bob and Hedlike_a_hole are driven by a desire to take down their perceived enemy, with Bob constantly plotting to outsmart and defeat the Simpsons and Hedlike_a_hole relentlessly criticizing Donald Trump and his supporters. This shared obsession with a specific target, coupled with their penchant for the bizarre and their use of humor as a weapon, makes Sideshow Bob the perfect Simpsons character for Hedlike_a_hole.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a 'cybertruck' because you're absolutely 'complete shit' and I'm completely obsessed with you.
- Are you a 'deep fried egg and raw onion made by an AI'? Because you're strangely delicious and I can't get enough of you.
- I'm not a 'street cleaner', but I can definitely make you 'aerosolized rat urine' with my love.
- I'm not sure if you're a 'zombie tornado' or a 'sassy' cat, but you're definitely giving me nightmares in the best way possible.
- I'm not a 'hitman', but I'd gladly 'push a manila envelope across the table' to you, filled with all the reasons why I'm crazy about you.
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Brooklyn-based father, 'earnest optimist', and lover of all things weird and bizarre. I'm just doing this because I have to. (Also, I'm a Knicks fan, but don't tell anyone.)– @hedlike_a_hole
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Slytherin
Hedlike_a_hole's cunning, ambition, and willingness to challenge authority place him squarely in Slytherin. His tweets often express a desire to 'do his fighting under veil of night' and 'pushing boundaries and challenging conventional norms', reflecting the Slytherin values of ambition and resourcefulness. He also enjoys using humor and satire to manipulate situations to his advantage, as seen in his tweet about 'showing my grandfather my bored ape collection right before we take him off life support', a move that could be interpreted as a sly attempt to gain something from a vulnerable situation. While Slytherins are often associated with a thirst for power, Hedlike_a_hole's humor and self-awareness suggest a more playful and less malicious approach to achieving his goals, but his willingness to use unconventional methods and his cynical view of the world align him with Slytherin's core values.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
The Killers' 'Mr. Brightside' captures Hedlike_a_hole's cynical and often sarcastic outlook on life, particularly his disdain for the 'fat cat renter class' and his observation of 'the disconnect between the reality of [a pop star's] output and the ecstatic response of her fandom'. The song's themes of jealousy, betrayal, and the disillusionment of love resonate with Hedlike_a_hole's often cynical and pessimistic view of the world. He seems to find humor in the absurdity of human behavior and the contradictions inherent in societal expectations, which aligns with the song's overall message of questioning the facade of happiness and embracing the darker realities of life.
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