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Your Simpsons character
They line up most with Lisa Simpson: hyper-verbal, introspective, and morally opinionated but also very online and sarcastic. Like Lisa, they’re earnest about ideas and aesthetics while critiquing shallow institutions, e.g. their Oscars rant: “i have zero tolerance for ‘snub’ discourse…its the same mfers complaining about the injustice of the Academy that give these awards any worth in the first place” and their love of primary sources in “primary sources >>>>>>”. Their intense film/TV engagement and Letterboxd lists (“‘2024 in film RANKED’, my list on @letterboxd:”, “My ★★★★★ review of The Substance on @letterboxd”) echo Lisa’s obsessive cultural nerdiness. At the same time, they’re emotionally self-aware yet dramatic—like joking about inherited anger in “i might have maybe inherited some of my mother’s anger” and post-nut sadness in “not enough female representation in the post nut clarity discourse . shit’s so powerful i get legit depressed”. Their mix of compassion and caustic humor—threatening ‘mandatory euthanasia’ for gross habits in “mandatory euthanasia for anyone pulling lint out of their belly button” while adopting a shelter dog in “everyone meet Louie. out from the shelter & straight into my heart”—matches Lisa’s blend of moral intensity, softness, and biting wit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: lots of joking about being online, niche hobbies, and internal reactions, e.g. “24 y/o (F) getting really into reddit” and “busy browsing reddit sorry” suggest a preference for solitary, screen‑based engagement over overtly social, crowd‑seeking behavior. Their humor and interests are clearly intuitive (N): they spiral from tiny prompts into abstract or existential riffs like “every drama is a coming of age if ur unc enough” or turning Temple Run into metaphysics in ““there is no end to the temple” ?? that unruly existentialism has haunted me the same since 2011”. They lean strongly feeling (F): they center subjective reactions, values, and emotional intensity, such as “not enough female representation in the post nut clarity discourse . shit’s so powerful i get legit depressed” and the way they critique Oscars discourse as value-driven in “real question is why are you all still pretending the Oscars actually mean something ???”. Their tone is often blunt, but the core is emotional and relational; even rants (e.g. “i hope whoever hacked my amc alist… is tortured to death”) come from feeling violated rather than detached logic. Finally, they come across as perceiving (P): they embrace spontaneity and open‑ended play, like “sometimes i randomly lock in for 13 hours crafting a highly stylized, EXQUISITELY niche buzzfeed quiz just cuz it’s fun for me” and whimsical, in-the-moment impulses such as “dropping acid & cranking on duolingo”. The overall pattern—introspective, value-driven, imaginative, and chaotic‑spontaneous—fits INFP better than adjacent types like ENFP or INTP.

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Camille | film & quiz auteur | once called out a therapist in group for overusing inspo quotes, haven’t stopped overthinking since– @hedonethics

Your signature cocktail
Silver tequila for the chaotic, slightly unhinged conviction that leads you to say things like “mandatory euthanasia for anyone pulling lint out of their belly button” and to hope AMC hackers are “tortured to death”. Blood orange juice brings sweetness and bite, like taking selfies while crying because you think that’s when you’re “prettiest . problem ?”. Salted honey syrup captures the way you oscillate between tenderness and venom, from cooing over Louie “straight into my heart” to declaring “the purest form of evil ? jackass civilians that choose to drive black ford explorers”. A charcoal coconut cream foam nods to being a “certified organ donor” with an affinity for body horror and The Substance, embodying your love of a little existential rot like “every drama is a coming of age if ur unc enough”. Finally, grape Jolly Rancher–infused ice honors your oddly specific pleasures, from admitting “sometimes im just in the mood for the grape jolly rancher” to craving trip-y brain candy like “dropping acid & cranking on duolingo” and being “all milked up”.

Your Hogwarts House
Camille’s timeline shows a distinctly Ravenclaw mix of intellect, meta-reflection, and niche creativity. She explicitly celebrates primary sources over takes in “primary sources >>>>>>”, and nitpicks cultural institutions like the Oscars with a structural critique in “why are you all still pretending the Oscars actually mean something ???”, suggesting a mind that enjoys analyzing systems rather than accepting them. Her delight in highly specific, over-engineered projects shows classic Ravenclaw creative obsession, as in “sometimes i randomly lock in for 13 hours crafting a highly stylized, EXQUISITELY niche buzzfeed quiz just cuz it’s fun for me”, and her enjoyment of story structure and aesthetics comes through in “a dope ass title sequence is all it takes to make a good movie great”. She also seeks out experiences that expand perception and knowledge, like “been DYING to get to the planetarium lately.” and even jokes about “dropping acid & cranking on duolingo”, tying exploration of consciousness to learning. While her humor can be sharp and dark, it’s consistently driven by wit, self-aware commentary, and curiosity about media, psychology, and culture—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw rather than the ambition of Slytherin or the straightforward bravery of Gryffindor.

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A well-suited song for them is “Liability” by Lorde, because it captures the mix of self-aware melodrama, sensitivity, and dark humor that runs through their timeline. They joke about extreme emotional reactions, like “love the overall message but if a woman replied to my own insecure terror by telling me ‘maybe u are ugly, so what?’ ……. the bullets would be loaded and the gun would already be in my mouth”, which mirrors the song’s intense insecurity filtered through wit. Their posts about overreacting and then reflecting, such as “apologizing after overreacting” and “im beginning to be slightly open to the possibility that i might have maybe inherited some of my mother’s anger”, align with the track’s theme of feeling like “too much” for others. At the same time, they have a romantic, almost cinematic sense of self—taking crying selfies because “that’s when im prettiest” and describing a pool moment as a “kendall roy experience”—which matches the song’s blend of self-mythology and vulnerability. Their fixation on coming-of-age and inner turmoil, like “every drama is a coming of age if ur unc enough”, fits perfectly with Liability’s introspective, hyper-personal narrative.

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