Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses deep love for idols and friends, e.g. “melhoras, meu pãozinho de mel. você tem trabalho bastante, agora descanse para ficar bem rapidinho. te amo muito.” and “te amo heeseung”.
- Humorous: Uses dramatic, self-aware humor about daily life and fandom, like “hoje é o dia perfeito pra eu sofrer um acidente de trabalho to etiquetando roupa e dissociando ao mesmo tempo” and “empty out those pockets baby you know ain't messin with no broke ass man!!!!”.
- Supportive: Celebrates others’ achievements and comforts idols, e.g. congratulating moots getting into college in “to vendo vários moots sendo aprovados em faculdade hoje! parabéns linduxos, que essa nova jornada seja ótima pra vocês ♡”.
- Curious: Shows interest in learning and asking thoughtful questions, like wanting to ask ENHYPEN about childhood songs in “se eu tivesse a oportunidade de perguntar algo pro enha eu perguntaria qual é a primeira música que eles lembram de ter aprendido a cantar inteira na infância” and studying Korea’s map in “me divertindo muito aprendendo o mapa da coreia do sul”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges own habits and mental health with honesty, e.g. “preciso dos meus antidepressivos porque acabei de ler isso e fiquei com vontade de chorar” and joking about overspending in “galera gastei 200 reais em escova de cabelo vou bloquear meu cartão de crédito e nunca mais abrir”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Mentions impulsive spending and decisions, such as buying expensive brushes in “galera gastei 200 reais em escova de cabelo vou bloquear meu cartão de crédito e nunca mais abrir” and swimsuit shopping in “250 reais três biquínis mds o que eu não faço pra me sentir gostosa”.
- Self-deprecating: Uses harsh language toward herself, like “adestramento da hachi, dia um: descobri que tô fazendo tudo errado sou a pior tutora existente” and “tá na hora de fazer fansign no br então que eu vou alugar o jay pra conversar sobre música com ele” contrasted with joking about needing antidepressants in “preciso dos meus antidepressivos porque acabei de ler isso e fiquei com vontade de chorar”.
- Overwhelmed: Frequently expresses feeling stressed or at capacity, such as “hoje não tô muito ok computer não fml tô é me sentindo chateada”, “TÔ EM COMPLETO DESESPERO”, and complaints about work in “nao quero trabalhar AAAAAA”.
- Emotion-driven: Makes big emotional statements about minor events, like the drawer incident in “tava me preparando pra dormir simplesmente caiu a gaveta da minha escrivaninha no meu dedão do pé e agora essa porra não para de doer pqp não sobra NADA pra mim nessa porra” and reacting strongly to fandom issues in “isso é genuinamente revoltante.”.
- Fatalistic: Uses extreme language about herself and situations, such as “vou me matar eu amo esse jungwon com todo meu ser”, “apaga esse vídeo agora ou eu vou encontrar onde você mora e me matar na sua frente”, and “não sobra NADA pra mim nessa porra”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: emotional, introspective, smart, and very online about their obsessions. Like Lisa with her sax and favorite bands, they’re deeply devoted to their idols, especially Heeseung and ENHYPEN, gushing in posts like “te amo heeseung” and “late night crying eu amo o enhypen”. They have a reflective, bookish side—loving Wuthering Heights and learning maps of Korea in “me divertindo muito aprendendo o mapa da coreia do sul”—which fits Lisa’s studious curiosity. At the same time, they wrestle with mental health and big feelings, as in “preciso dos meus antidepressivos porque acabei de ler isso e fiquei com vontade de chorar” and the borderline joke in “CARALHO EU 🤝 HEESEUNG SÓ FALTA ELE TER BORDERLINE”, echoing Lisa’s sensitivity. Their concern about ethics and boundaries with idols, like in “what happened to MODOS E EDUCAÇÃO E LIMITES”, also mirrors Lisa’s strong moral compass. Even their chaotic fangirl humor—“queria que ele me engravidasse”—still comes from a passionate, hyper-verbal place that feels very Lisa growing up on stan Twitter instead of in Springfield.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted: they regularly talk about parties, college events and social chaos (e.g., the veteran from the athletics club at a beer party in “veterano da faculdade pertence a atlética me apaixonei por ele num trote e tô esperando a chance de ficar com ele numa cervejada”), and openly share emotional ups and downs with their timeline, like “hoje não tô muito ok computer não fml tô é me sentindo chateada”, which suggests they process feelings outwardly. Their strong imaginative focus on scenarios and archetypes (rockstar partner fantasies in “eu sou muito fraca pelo conceito rockstar boyfriend/girlfriend… em busca de alguém pra desgraçar minha vida…” and a/b/o dynamics in “queria ser a alfa dele e pegar ele por essa cinturinha e RAWR meu belo omega”) points to Intuition over concrete, sensory detail. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented, prioritizing emotions, empathy and boundaries: see their discomfort with sexual jokes at idols in “what happened to MODOS E EDUCAÇÃO E LIMITES” and their tender worry over a sick idol in “melhoras, meu pãozinho de mel… te amo muito.”. Their life comes across as spontaneous and slightly chaotic rather than planned or structured, with impulsive purchases and fandom decisions like “me controlando pra não comprar um fugitives ver. neste exato momento” and joking about needing antidepressants after an emotional quote tweet in “preciso dos meus antidepressivos porque acabei de ler isso e fiquei com vontade de chorar”, which fits Perceiving. Overall, the enthusiastic, emotionally expressive, fantasy‑heavy style combined with social engagement and flexible, non‑structured living matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your first full song was “Someone Like You” by Adele — inconvenient truth, because I’m actively trying to become that ‘someone’ you sing about off‑key at 3AM while crying over Lee Heeseung and instant ramen.
- As a fellow rockstar‑girlfriend enthusiast: I don’t have a guitar for you to smash, but I do have a heart, some Chrome Hearts‑coded dreams, and a playlist where your voice note is track 1.
- You compared Seoul to SP and Incheon to Guarulhos; statistically that means if I stand close enough to you, my chances of becoming ‘your Jay to your Jungwon’ increase like population density in Gyeonggi‑do.
- You bought three bikinis for 250 just to feel hot — respectfully, as someone who’s seen you crying over Enhypen at 01:11 and still looking adorable, I think the bikinis were unnecessary but I fully support more scientific trials.
- You, 23, 1.56m, lactose‑intolerant, depressed yet crying happily over Enhypen at late night… me, emotionally stable enough to hold your hand when the drawer falls on your toe again and to make you lactose‑free strogonoff while we memorize the map of Korea together. Interested in this controlled experiment?
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Your new Twitter bio
Laurie, 23 • ENHYPEN enthusiast, lactose-intolerant chocolate believer & rockstar-romance defender. Once learned Korean geography for fun.– @heemydeerest
Your signature cocktail
Rockstar Baby Engene Fizz
This drink is a fizzy homage to a baby Engene whose heart beats in 4/4 time for rockstars and Heeseung. The soju infused with Earl Grey nods to their K‑pop obsession and soft caretaking vibe, like when they said they’d make countless teas for him: “amor eu faria milhares de chás pra você earl grey lady grey camomila chá verde erva doce you name it te amo muito”. Pink lychee-mango syrup captures their favorite fruits and colors and the dramatic, romantic tone of tweets like “love of my heart, my 이희승. ‹3” and their facts thread about liking lychee and mango: “fruta fav lichia e manga!!!”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps the energy bright and chaotic, like when they spiral about concerts and money: “como pode TODO MUNDO ESCOLHEU FAZER SHOW ESSE ANO EU TO FUDIDA” and “HARRY EM JULHO KKKKK FUDEUUUUU NAO TENHO DINHEIROOOOOOOO”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the pain, dissociation, lactose intolerance and life annoyances under the glitter, from “hoje é o dia perfeito pra eu sofrer um acidente de trabalho to etiquetando roupa e dissociando ao mesmo tempo” to “DESUMANO o que um quadradinho de chocolate faz comigo estou deixando minhas tripas nesse exato momento”. Finally, edible silver glitter and a tiny chocolate square on the rim embody their glam-rockstar fantasies and the fact that even one bite or sip can wreck them—in the best tragic fangirl way—like when they beg for a rockstar partner: “sou muito fraca pelo conceito rockstar boyfriend/girlfriend </3 em busca de alguém pra desgraçar minha vida” and still eat that cursed chocolate anyway: “foi só eu descobrir minha intolerância a lactose que a hersheys decidiu lançar um chocolate sabor banoffee pqp eu nunca venço”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Laurie shows strong loyalty and devotion to the people and groups she loves, especially her idols and moots. She writes tender, caretaking messages like “melhoras, meu pãozinho de mel. você tem trabalho bastante, agora descanse para ficar bem rapidinho. te amo muito.” and “amor eu faria milhares de chás pra você … you name it te amo muito”, which highlight a nurturing, supportive nature typical of Hufflepuff. She is also deeply affected by cruelty and unfairness, muting triggering topics such as animal abuse in “eu tive que mutar todas as palavras relacionadas ao caso do cachorrinho porque me dá gatilho tudo isso” and calling violent content on her timeline out with “caralho quem botou violência contra animal na minha tl”. Her sense of fairness and basic decency shows up when she criticizes people for being sexually inappropriate to idols at fansigns: “what happened to MODOS E EDUCAÇÃO E LIMITES”. On top of that, she frequently celebrates others’ successes—like congratulating moots for getting into college in “parabéns linduxos, que essa nova jornada seja ótima pra vocês ♡”—and worries about doing right by her dog in “adestrar cachorro é muito difícil meu deusinho” and “sou a pior tutora existente”. All of this points much more strongly to a kind, loyal, soft-hearted Hufflepuff than to the defining traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
rockstar - Enhypen
A song that best suits them is rockstar by ENHYPEN. They’re openly obsessed with the whole rockstar fantasy and chaotic romance, saying they’re “very weak for the rockstar boyfriend/girlfriend concept” and wanting “someone to ruin my life” while dreaming of smashing their partner’s guitar in rage “é foda galera eu sou muito fraca pelo conceito rockstar boyfriend/girlfriend </3 em busca de alguém pra desgraçar minha vida usar um áudio meu numa música eu quebrar a guitarra dele/a de estimação no ódio i tals,,,,,”. They also frame Heeseung explicitly in that image, joking that he’s trembling beside them because he knows they have “a weakness for rockstars” “ser baby engene tem sido uma experiência e tanta [...] heeseung tá tremendo do meu lado ele sabe que eu tenho um fraco por rockstars”. Lyrically and thematically, rockstar captures their love of dramatic devotion, glamor, and chaos—mirroring their intense parasocial crushes like “love of my heart, my 이희승. ‹3” and their constant mix of affection and unhinged humor such as wanting him to impregnate them “queria que ele me engravidasse”. The song’s loud, confident energy also fits their very expressive, over-the-top timeline where they swing between crying over idols, joking about death, and screaming in all caps over comebacks and concerts “TÔ EM COMPLETO DESESPERO”.
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