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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s emotionally intense, introspective, and very online in a creative way, similar to how this user dramatizes their inner life with posts like “um dia inteiro sem internet cura muitas loucuras da sua cabeça né como pode”. Like Lisa, they balance self-deprecating humor and vulnerability, shown in “quem me ve aqui não imagina o quão doente sou na priv” and “sou iludida sempre uma hora tenho que cansar ne”. Their obsessive but thoughtful fandom (Enhypen, Sunoo, Sunghoon, etc.) mirrors Lisa’s intense fixations and niche passions, as in “meu coração pertence a kim sunoo” and “heeseung loiro vem sendo a pior coisa pra minha saúde mental ultimamente”. They also show a mix of romantic yearning and cynicism—“queria um romance” but also “sensação otima de não ter mais sentimentos por ninguém”—very Lisa-coded in her teenage-leaning episodes. Finally, their flair for dramatic, literary-ish expressions and creativity, like writing vampire AUs in “fiquei até as seis da manhã escrevendo jayhoon vampiros profanos”, matches Lisa’s artistic, slightly tortured gifted-kid energy more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although they enjoy people, a lot of their joy is in online fandom, writing, and inner fantasy worlds rather than broad socializing, e.g. staying up writing fanfic instead of going out: “falei que ia regular meu sono e fiquei até as seis da manhã escrevendo jayhoon vampiros profanos”. There’s a strong Intuition (N) focus on imagination, symbolism, and scenarios over concrete facts, such as wanting a character tattooed on their back like a symbolic totem: “queria ele tatuado nas minhas costas tal qual leões nas costas de homens heterossexuais” and building elaborate parasocial/fictional worlds with idols and anime characters. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-driven: they center emotions, attachment and hurt feelings, e.g. “meu coração dói” and “sou iludida sempre uma hora tenho que cansar ne”, plus lots of empathy and romantic longing like “queria um romance”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P) rather than structured J: they’re spontaneous, self-described disorganized and go-with-the-flow—complaining about erratic sleep and ‘vampire’ hours (“não ta fácil essa vida de vampiro dormindo de dia e ficando acordada de madrugada”), impulsively offering their password to someone online (“eu realmente ofereci minha senha pra ele arrumar minha conta sem nem conhecer ele direito, muito fácil fazer maldade comigo”), and constantly shifting moods and obsessions. Taken together—introspective, fantasy-heavy, deeply emotional, and unstructured—INFP fits best.

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K-pop enthusiast & part-time vampire sleeper. Once offered my password to a stranger just to fix my layout. Here for Sunoo, Sunghoon & good playlists.– @heesunsett

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This drink is strong but deceptively cute, just like someone who admits to living a nocturnal life — “não ta fácil essa vida de vampiro dormindo de dia e ficando acordada de madrugada” — yet still shows up loudly for their faves. The base is soju infused with Red Velvet tea, a nod to getting emotional over K‑pop songs — “fui inventar de ouvir red velvet to chorando” — and the way music runs through their timeline. Blood orange juice adds a dramatic, angsty bite for all the longing and intensity in tweets like “to muito mal quero ele” and “meu coração dói”. Sparkling rosé represents the soft, romantic chaos of calling someone “minha esposa” and “meus amores” — “minha esposa segurando nosso primeiro filho nos braços e carregando o segundo em seu ventre” and “meus amores” — while still keeping things playful. Cherry syrup and heart-shaped ice capture the flirtatious, slightly self‑draggy sweetness of “é que eu sou meio lenta e acho que todo mundo ta flertando comigo na brincadeira” and their open calls to connect — “alguém quer conversar?”. Finally, edible glitter crowns the drink in full stan sparkle for the dramatic devotion to Sunoo and Sunghoon — “meu coração pertence a kim sunoo” and “heeseung loiro vem sendo a pior coisa pra minha saúde mental ultimamente” — making this a chaotic, sparkly, slightly unhinged sangria that feels exactly like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center affection, loyalty, and emotional care for others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They gush over friends and idols with nurturing language, like calling someone “my wife” and describing them as carrying their children in posts such as “minha esposa segurando nosso primeiro filho nos braços e carregando o segundo em seu ventre” and promising to reciprocate special treatment in “verdade, faço até temático se a pessoa for muito especial”. Their openness to connection and caretaking shows in offers like “alguém quer conversar?” and in how touched they are by anonymous support in “meu deus o lovebombing de qualidade no ngl”. Even when hurt or feeling low, they frame things in terms of relationships and feelings rather than ambition or intellectualism, as in “meu coração dói” and “sou iludida sempre uma hora tenho que cansar ne”. Overall, their timeline is defined by softness, devotion to biases and friends, and a desire to make others feel cherished, strongly aligning them with Hufflepuff.

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A chaotic, dramatic, slightly unhinged love-brain song like Bad Idea Right? fits them perfectly. They constantly oscillate between obsession and self-awareness, like when they say “to muito mal quero ele” and “meu coração dói”, mirroring the song’s impulsive yearning. There’s also their flair for melodrama and romantic delusion, shown in “sou iludida sempre uma hora tenho que cansar ne” and the joking desperation of “queria um romance”. Like the song, they lean into their own messiness with humor and self-deprecation, as in “quem me ve aqui não imagina o quão doente sou na priv”. Overall, their mix of intense crushes, emotional chaos, and playful tone is very in line with the narrative voice of Bad Idea Right?.

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