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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user's intense fangirl energy, they share Lisa Simpson's deep emotional sensitivity and frequent existential distress, often tweeting about feeling unwell or overwhelmed. Much like Lisa’s obsession with her idols, the user displays a hyper-fixation on their favorites, lamenting that “heeseung nao posta selfie desde o ano passado vou morrer”. They also possess Lisa's occasional sharp, judgmental tongue, calling out perceived injustices or 'disgusting' behavior with tweets like “nojento do caralho”. Ultimately, their blend of being a dedicated student of pop culture and a dramatic soul who says “to me sentindo uma loba carnívora de homens... ai chega pessoalmente eu fico 🧍🏻♀️” mirrors Lisa’s own struggle between her bold inner world and her awkward social reality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they frequently talk about shows, friends and social embarrassment, like “GALERA PASSEI MICO AI TO COM BERGONHA ATE AGORA” and constant outings to concerts and events such as “gente esse luan santana uma hora atrasado”, showing strong outward energy and people focus. Their posts are highly Intuitive (N) and imaginative: they dramatize feelings and relationships more than concrete facts, e.g. “to me sentindo uma loba carnívora de homens morrendo de fome ai chega pessoalmente eu fico 🧍🏻♀️” and playful metaphors like “save a horse ride a cowboy for reaaaal”. They are clearly Feeling (F), making emotional judgments rather than detached analyses, such as intense reactions to idols and injustice in tweets like “nojento do caralho” and affection-driven posts like “bebe te amo menino lindo”. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): life appears spontaneous and unstructured, with last‑minute reactions to work and events like “bicho o show 00:00 mds alguem avisa essa prefeitura que eu trabalho” and chaotic fangirl energy in “maaaaano vsf tava lendo uma au chegou na att QUINHENTOS E NAO TEM MAIS NADA TRES ANOS JA”, suggesting flexibility over planning. Overall, the combination of high-energy social engagement, emotional expressiveness, spontaneous behavior and imaginative, fandom‑driven inner world is most consistent with ENFP.

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Part-time office warrior, full-time fangirl. Lost my voice at a Luan Santana show and never found it back. Enhypen, BBB, football & too much coffee.– @heevicious

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little dramatic, just like someone who tweets “mds vou me matar” one moment and “me sinto tao amada isso faz bem” the next. Spiced rum brings the strong, slightly reckless energy of screaming about idols and football with lines like “goleiro do capeta” and “queria engolir ele inteiro”. Guava-passion fruit juice matches the tropical, romantic fangirl vibe of craving kisses and confessions in tweets like “gente queria dar um beijo na boca desse ohyul voz dos anjos” and “gente mds to apaixonada queria ele”. Pink grapefruit tonic adds a bittersweet fizz that fits being sick, overworked, and still going to shows, as seen in “bicho o show 00:00 mds alguem avisa essa prefeitura que eu trabalho” and “to sem voz culpa sa gabi”. Ginger syrup is the spicy kick of unfiltered commentary in “nojento do caralho” and football rage like “queria a cabeça desse leo jardim pendurada no ninho do urubu”. A smoked salt rim honors the dramatic flair of being the “filha legitima da amy santiago e do jake peralta,” perfectly encapsulated in chaotic love for Enhypen in “heejake big girls dont cry vcs nao me fazem bem” and “my heejake meal of the day”.

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This user is highly emotional, impulsive, and confrontational in a way that fits Gryffindor more than any other house. They openly fantasize about bold, even aggressive reactions, like when they say they “wanted the head” of a football player: “queria a cabeça desse leo jardim pendurada no ninho do urubu”, or rage at a creepy man with a string of furious tweets: “nojento do caralho” and “ficou encarando ela ainda nojento”. They show a dramatic, hero-complex flair in fandom too, fiercely protecting idols and fellow fans, for example: “quem é q cadela que ta falando que as brasileiras sao antis do riki morram”, which is more about jumping into the fight than carefully reasoning it out. There’s also a reckless, self-sacrificing tone in their exaggerations about their own suffering, like “mds vou me matar” and “gente vou morrer de tosse”, that reads as typical Gryffindor dramatics rather than Slytherin self-preservation. While they clearly care deeply about friends and idols, the dominant traits are hot-blooded passion, willingness to call people out, and a tendency to act (or speak) first and think later – all classic Gryffindor hallmarks.

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Ariana fits them perfectly—they literally call someone “the ariana of cueca” in “por isso eu digo que ele é a ariana de cueca” and list Ariana in their “top cinco do mes enha, luan santana, ariana, piwon e lngshot”. The chaotic mix of romance, exes, and moving on in thank u, next mirrors their own dramatic love life, like when they say “meu romance acabou meu ex me odeia nao ve minha mensagem meu filho para de trabalhar e me responde”. The song’s theme of learning from relationships instead of being destroyed by them matches their blend of meltdown and humor, seen in comments like “mds vou me matar” that are clearly played for drama. Plus, their intense stanning energy for idols, from “meus lindos gatinhos” to “gente do ceu minha voz sumiu”, fits the self-aware, pop-girl main-character vibe of thank u, next. Overall, it captures their humor, emotional chaos, and unapologetically stan-coded personality.

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