Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Frequently shares vulnerable feelings about loneliness, crying, and relationships, e.g. “I'm actually about to sob my eyes out I miss my friends so bad” and “Update I spent the past 10 minutes crying but I'm ok now”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses strong care for friends and oomfs, like “I really care about all of you guys”, “I love my oomfs so much”, and excitement when a best friend moves to their class “MY BEST FRIEND GOT MOVED TO MY 3RD HOUR BRO YES”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks about gender, identity, and meaning, e.g. “Asking myself what being a man means to me vs. what being a girl means to me” and epiphany about wanting to be 'the man' in romance “OH MY GOD I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY”.
- Supportive partner: Talks about and to their boyfriend with warmth, such as “He's the only good thing in my life” and “Telling my boyfriend Everything because he's not at school today”.
- Honest advocate: Clearly asserts boundaries and calls out disrespect and transphobia, e.g. “Are u srs bro I've told u I'm trans and not kidding 10000000 times now” and long thread confronting their sibling about misgendering “UR ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HOW U WANNA BE ACCEPTED… IT'S NOT HARD!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive anger: Uses extreme, hostile language when upset, especially toward their sibling, such as “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH” and “Shut the fuck up you know damn well”.
- Self-harm ideation: Openly references wanting to hurt themselves or be harmed, e.g. “I'm gonna hurt myself” and joking about the bus running them over “should I stand in front of it so it runs me over”.
- Online overexposure: Spends large amounts of time on Twitter and posts very personal or shocking details, e.g. “I genuinely go on twt for like 4 8 hours every day” and “I ate my period blood”.
- Conflict escalation: Escalates family conflict publicly with insults and threats, such as “I hope the kids at school jump u for saying the N word” and exposing private behavior “AND I HAVE A PICTURE OF U DOING THE NAZI SALUTE”.
- Health neglect: Downplays physical issues instead of caring for them, like “Infected baby beans on my arm yeeeowch I'm just gonna hope it goes away and not do anything about it” and “Forcefully scraping shit out of my beans with a towel then pretending it doesn't hurt at all”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, funny, and emotional beneath the joking. Like Bart, they use humor and shock to cope, from exaggerated bus dread (“The #bus is #here should I stand in front of it so it runs me over”) to absurd overshares (“I ate my period blood”). Their rebellious anger toward unfair adults and family—especially around being trans—is very Bart, as seen in rants like “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH I'M NOT UR SISTER…” and “UR ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HOW U WANNA BE ACCEPTED… UNTIL IT'S UR BROTHER…”. At the same time, they care deeply about friends and their boyfriend, echoing Bart’s hidden soft side: “I really care about all of you guys” and “He's the only good thing in my life”. Their mix of impulsive stunts, emotional volatility, and genuine affection fits Bart far better than the more studious Lisa or the settled adults like Homer or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about friends, oomfs, and social life, e.g. “Irl who doesnt know about shedtwt is watching me go on twt”, “MY BEST FRIEND GOT MOVED TO MY 3RD HOUR BRO YES”, and “I genuinely go on twt for like 4 8 hours every day it's so bad dude”, showing energizing engagement with others. Their style fits Intuition (N): they enjoy hypotheticals and abstract questions like “Would you be willing to get everything you ever wanted at the expense of all your memories, good and bad?” and “If you could leave shedtwt and finally be happy with yourself and have everything you wanted BUT one person you know chosen at random gets it 10x worse, would you do it?”, and they reflect on media’s impact on their worldview in “I fucking love I saw the TV glow so much … I don't see the world quite the same anymore”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their decisions and conflicts are framed in emotional and value terms, especially around trans identity and respect in tweets like “UR ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HOW U WANNA BE ACCEPTED … IT'S NOT HARD!!” and “I'm just gonna stop talking to them until they give me some basic human respect”, as well as tenderness toward friends and boyfriend in “He's the only good thing in my life” and “I really care about all of you guys”. Their behavior suggests Perceiving (P): they are impulsive and spontaneous, as in “What if I just pull him into the most secluded area in school and make out with him 🤔🤔🤔” and joking about last‑minute or chaotic choices like “Should I go into my sibling's room and tell tjem to check my account then js stop talking to them all together hmm decisions decisions”, and they often react in the moment (e.g. “I'm gonna hurt myself” followed by “Update I spent the past 10 minutes crying but I'm ok now”) rather than presenting structured plans. Overall, an emotionally expressive, idea‑loving, people‑oriented, and spontaneous pattern best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your history teacher ever uses your Twitter as a primary source, I hope they cite me as the moment things got romantic in your timeline.
- You said you go on Twitter 4–8 hours a day… statistically speaking, doesn’t that mean there’s at least a 90% chance you could spend one of those hours flirting with me instead of hallucinating the bus?
- You’re out here asking if you’re anyone’s croomf or irl crush while tweeting about your band class and TADC countdowns like it’s nothing—consider this my formal application to be the guy who thinks you’re the main character in all of that.
- You said you ‘just wanna be a real boy’ and can’t wait to get on T—plot twist: you already feel pretty real to me, and I’d still have a crush on you in any timeline, pre- or post-epiphany.
- You were willing to eat your period blood and bookmark natsuri NSFW in front of a friend, so being seen flirting with me publicly would barely register on your embarrassment scale, right? Because I’d like to test that hypothesis.
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Your new Twitter bio
2011 • trans boy (he/him) • band kid, history enjoyer, bus hater, shedtwt resident. Once laughed so hard I peed in class, still showed up next period.– @hehimoftwt
Your signature cocktail
He/Him High-Voltage Sillytwt Spritz
The electric blue raspberry soda matches their hyper-online, high-energy vibe and constant timeline presence, like when they said “I genuinely go on twt for like 4 8 hours every day it's so bad dude”. A sharp shot of lemon juice stands for the bite in their rants and callouts, as seen in “UR ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HOW U WANNA BE ACCEPTED... IT'S NOT HARD!!”. The strawberry syrup swirl represents their soft, romantic core and intense feelings about their boyfriend and friends, like “He's the only good thing in my life” and “I really care about all of you guys”. A dash of chili tincture or cayenne on top captures their occasional self-destructive humor and dramatic spikes of emotion, such as “I'm gonna hurt myself” and the joking bus tweets like “The #bus is #here should I stand in front of it so it runs me over”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud garnish nods to their whimsical silliness and baby emoji obsession, echoing “I love this emoji 👶 It's so me 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶” and the overall playful chaos of their timeline. This makes the drink sweet but with a serious kick, experimental yet comforting—just like a shedtwt boy planning for T and dreaming about the future in “I can't wait to get on t and finally be a real boy............... Tgis summer ok I have a plan..............”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their defining trait is bold, confrontational courage, especially around their identity. They directly call out their sibling’s hypocrisy and transphobia in an unfiltered way, e.g. “UR ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HOW U WANNA BE ACCEPTED… UNTIL IT'S UR BROTHER… BECAUSE U CAN'T EVEN USE THE RIGHT PRONOUNS ON HIM” and “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH I'M NOT UR SISTER… STOP SAYING I'M LYING ABOUT BEING TRANS SO U CAN MISGENDER ME”, which shows a willingness to stand up for themselves despite family conflict. They also confront others’ transphobia publicly: “Yeah delete ur posts like a coward u can't even be open in ur transphobia… you KNOW what you did wrong” and “Shut the fuck up you know damn well”, reflecting Gryffindor-style moral indignation. Their impulsive, dramatic streak is clear in posts like “The #bus is #here should I stand in front of it so it runs me over” and “What if I just pull him into the most secluded area in school and make out with him 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔”, suggesting a tendency to act (or at least fantasize) first and think later. While they are also very loyal and affectionate toward friends, as in “I love my oomfs so much” and “I really care about all of you guys”, the dominant pattern is fiery, outspoken bravery in defense of self and others, which fits Gryffindor best.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance because it captures that mix of anger, vulnerability, and dark humor that runs through their timeline. They swing between bitter frustration and sarcasm about school and adulthood, like when they joke about the “Evil.... Bus........ School..........” and say “The #bus is #here should I stand in front of it so it runs me over”. The song’s theme of being watched, judged, and dismissed by adults fits how they rant about adults treating kids like objects in “I hate that thing adults do where they treat you like an object just because you're younger than them”. It also matches their feelings of being misunderstood and invalidated at home, especially in posts like “Are u srs bro I've told u I'm trans and not kidding 10000000 times now Why would I larp 😶” and the long, furious thread about their sibling’s transphobia. On top of that, they’re clearly emotional, self-aware, and a bit dramatic in a very teenage way, like when they say “I'm actually about to sob my eyes out I miss my friends so bad” and still turn around to comfort others with “Everything's gonna be okay”, which is exactly the kind of messy intensity the song embodies.
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