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Your Simpsons character
They read as a smart, organized, slightly anxious kid who cares a lot about school and self-improvement, which fits Lisa Simpson best. They complain about academic pressure like Lisa, e.g. saying they’ll have to do a ton of school work: “nossa vou ter q fazer 11 trabalhos em menos de 2 semanas só pq faltei🤕”. Like Lisa’s mix of responsibility and venting, they joke about being tired and overworked while still doing things properly, such as going to football practice and admitting: “aí tô morta, fui em um treino de futebol hj pela primeira vez é mds do céu eu sou PÉSSIMA”. Their profile shows a reflective, identity-focused side (talking about MBTI, sexuality, and height) similar to Lisa’s introspective nature, for example: “temos algo em comum? – mbti: estj/enfj – sexualidade: lésbica demi aroace…”. They are also very affectionate and expressive with friends, like Lisa when she’s close to people she trusts, seen in tweets such as: “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO MINHA DIVAA!! VC É MTO ESPECIAL P MIM… TE AMO!”. Overall, the combination of studiousness, emotional intensity, social awkwardness, and care for close relationships aligns them most with Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self‑type as ESTJ/ENFJ in their bio, and their behavior is much more aligned with an energetic, outspoken organizer than a reserved introvert, suggesting E: they constantly initiate interaction and check on others, e.g. “hi gente! como vcs estão?” and “oii moots! estou morrendo de sono mas enfim bom dia!”. Their focus is very concrete and present‑oriented (schoolwork, internet, weather, physical pain), showing S over N, such as “nossa vou ter q fazer 11 trabalhos em menos de 2 semanas só pq faltei🤕” and “cara meu ouvido tá doendo p porra e minha cabeça tbm pq meu primo veio aq em casa…”. They speak in a blunt, occasionally harsh way and value saying what they think (“falo msm e quero mais é q se foda☝🏻”), which fits T more than F, e.g. “eu bem fds p isso pois falo msm e quero mais é q se foda☝🏻” and “porra tá começando a me encher o saco isso aí em vou meter block em geral q me irritar dq p frente viu”. Finally, they clearly like structure and decisions, complaining about workloads and early mornings but still tracking tasks and plans, like “nossa vou ter q fazer 11 trabalhos em menos de 2 semanas” and “gente acho q ainda hj eu faço, e me desculpem a demora é q eu esqueci”, which supports J. Altogether, that pattern plus their own bio strongly points to ESTJ as the best match.

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13 • São Paulo • ESTJ/ENFJ • anime + games + Genshin grind • once did 11 school projects in 2 weeks and still found time to change my layout– @heizourules

Your signature cocktail
This drink is wired like Lix on too little sleep and too many assignments: a sharp espresso with a spicy rim for the chaos of “nossa vou ter q fazer 11 trabalhos em menos de 2 semanas só pq faltei🤕”. The strawberry milk base (soft, sweet, queer-coded) nods to their bio and self-intro as a proud “lésbica demi aroace” in “temos algo em comum? … sexualidade: lésbica demi aroace”. A splash of blue curaçao syrup represents their loud multifandom, from Haikyuu to Blue Lock and Genshin, like when they scream about watching Haikyuu again in “SÓ MAIS ALGUNS MINUTOS E EU FINALMENTE IREI PODER VER NOVAMENTE O FILME DE HAIKYUU”. The tangerine zest and French bread on the side are a direct homage to their school-snack vibe in “estojo obv! tangerina, pão francês e geladinho”. Finally, the whipped cream with red and black sprinkles mirrors their favorite colors and dramatic caps-lock reactions like “DESGRAÇAAAAAA” and their overall aesthetic chaos. Strong but sweet, extra, and a bit over-caffeinated, this is a chaotic lesbian comfort drink in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
They explicitly self-sort as Gryffindor in their intro, writing that their Hogwarts house is Gryffindor in a get-to-know-me tweet: “estação favorita: outono cor favorita: vermelho casa de Hogwarts: grifinória”. Beyond that, their personality matches: they’re blunt and unafraid of conflict, saying things like “eu bem fds p isso pois falo msm e quero mais é q se foda☝🏻” and threatening to block people when annoyed: “porra tá começando a me encher o saco isso aí em vou meter block em geral q me irritar dq p frente viu”, which suggests impulsive, confrontational courage. They also joke about getting into trouble at school, admitting to verbal fights and being sent to the principal: “brigou verbalmente ✅ ... foi pra diretoria ✅️ chorou na sala ✅”, which aligns with the bold, sometimes reckless Gryffindor stereotype. At the same time, they’re very protective and expressive toward friends, writing things like “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO MINHA DIVAA!! VC É MTO ESPECIAL P MIM ... TE AMO!” and defending comfort characters or ships with intense passion, as in ““eu amo haikyuu” / “mas eu odeio o hoshiumi”. Taken together—their own stated house, directness, readiness to speak up, and emotional intensity—Gryffindor is the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenage Dream” because their timeline is full of classic early-teen chaos, humor, and intensity. They talk about school stress with things like “nossa vou ter q fazer 11 trabalhos em menos de 2 semanas só pq faltei🤕” and joke about age with “quantos anos vocês vão fazer em 2025? eu: 9”, which matches the song’s mix of youth, pressure, and wanting escape. Their personality is loud, affectionate, and dramatic in a fun way, seen in tweets like “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO MINHA DIVAA!! VC É MTO ESPECIAL P MIM E UMA QUERIDA, AMO DMSS VC” and “OIII GENTE EU VOLTEI!! COMO VCS ESTÃO??”, echoing the energetic, emotional tone of the song. They’re also very fandom-driven and romantic about fictional characters — for example “olhem meu marido gente☝🏻” and “aí q graça, gente p qm n sabe esse aq é meu marido tá e eu queria dizer q n vou dividir ele com ninguém” — which parallels the idealized, over-the-top feelings in Teenage Dream. Finally, the contrast between complaining about life but still being playful, like “bom dia gente linda! tô com sono p krl mas estaremos jogando genshin pq infelizmente o artefato da dona navia n se farma sozinho”, fits the song’s vibe of making the struggles of adolescence feel bright, cinematic, and a bit dramatic in a fun way.

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