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The overall vibe is closest to Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, self-deprecating, and constantly turning frustration into jokes. This user leans heavily into dark humor and exaggerated negativity, like when they say “Quero morrer de catapora” and “Meu fone quebrou pqp eu vou me matar”, which mirrors Bart’s habit of dramatizing everything for comedic effect. They also show a mix of laziness and wanting fun over responsibility in “Preciso de dinheiro pra comprar joguinho mas não quero trabalhar”, very in line with Bart’s attitude toward work and school. The constant pop culture references and niche obsessions—like Fargo, Shin Megami Tensei, Morrowind, and Terraria—echo Bart’s media-soaked, attention-hopping personality, especially when they say “Dormi, acordei e tô vendo um vídeo sobre um jogo japonês que nunca vou jogar”. Even their affectionately rude takes on friends and family, such as “Eu odeio eles mas são meus amigos” and “Feliz ano novo só pra quem tem pai viado e mãe piranha”, feel like something Bart would say: abrasive on the surface, but clearly attached underneath.

Your MBTI personality Type
Heleno exhibits strong Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary hobbies like gaming and niche media, often tweeting about his isolated state, such as “Eu bem puto no meu quarto”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his interest in abstract concepts, philosophical literature like Camus, and his self-described state of “pós ironia intensa onde tudo é uma referência”. He leans toward Thinking (T) with a blunt, cynical communication style that prioritizes logical critiques over social harmony, seen when he calls a quote “russo filho da puta”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his lack of structure and procrastination, admitted in his desire for money without the desire to work and his struggle with “mediocridade e falta de comprometimento”.

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From the Bengui to Vvardenfell. Cinephile and Shin Megami Tensei enthusiast. Once tried to watch Clockwork Orange with my grandma; she was more metal than me.– @heleno_asf

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This drink is an intense mix of high-concept nerdery and deep-seated laziness, perfectly capturing a man who says “Preciso de dinheiro pra comprar joguinho mas não quero trabalhar”. The bitter notes reflect his love for gritty series like Fargo, while the high alcohol content fuels the state of “pós ironia intensa onde tudo é uma referência”. It’s a chaotic concoction served in a glass that’s probably cracked, much like when he cried “minha cama quebrou pqp eu só me fodo nessa merda”. Finally, we top it off with a splash of cheap soda because, in his own words, “I drink soda, I eat pizza”.

Your Hogwarts House
Heleno exhibits strong Slytherin traits through a combination of self-preservation, resourcefulness, and a cynical, realist worldview. He openly admits to prioritizing his own comfort, stating “Preciso de dinheiro pra comprar joguinho mas não quero trabalhar”, and demonstrates a cunning edge by acknowledging his tendency for “espalhando hipérboles e falacias”. His resourcefulness is seen in his deep dives into complex systems, whether it's navigating the “Nexus mods” ecosystem or analyzing the mechanics of Shin Megami Tensei. While he shows a flair for drama, his self-described status as a “chud” and his focus on status, irony, and niche interests align perfectly with the ambitious, often misunderstood nature of the Slytherin house.

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Helenao’s online persona is defined by a self-deprecating, 'outsider' attitude that perfectly mirrors the themes of alienation and inadequacy found in Creep. They frequently describe themselves as socially awkward or undesirable, admitting, “Eu me sinto igual o Hideo Kojima no tga 2025” and lamenting their appearance by stating, “Desculpa mãe, não consigo sorrir sem parecer um velho desdentado”. This sense of being a 'weirdo' is reinforced by their deep dive into niche media and their open admission of personal failures, such as when they claim, “Minha mediocridade e falta de comprometimento me fazem chegar a nada”. Ultimately, their blend of irony and genuine self-loathing creates a profile that feels like a modern, digital incarnation of the song’s central struggle with belonging.

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