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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, funny, and deeply into games and pop culture. Like Bart constantly trolling authority and trends, they rant and meme about games, companies, and fandoms with gleeful profanity, e.g. “EU VOU GOZAR COM ESSA BETA DO BO6 CARALHO QUE DELICIA OMNIMOVEMENT” and “se fuder odeio a activision”. Their sense of humor is loud, over-the-top, and very online, seen in posts like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “eu e os casca de bala🤣👋”, which matches Bart’s chaotic energy. At the same time, Bart has surprising emotional depth and loyalty under the mischief, echoed in the user’s softer side with games and music: “pensamento aleatorio da noite eu amo rdr2 eu amo arthur morgan... eu preciso jogar ele de novo” and “no final é so eu e a trilha sonora de sonny boy contra o mundo”. Their tendency to roast things they dislike, like “proíbam a existência de jjk, ja passou da hora” and “simplesmente terminar com alguém que te apoia em tudo por causa de lol esse jogo tem que ser banido e a empresa falir”, fits Bart’s rebellious, zero-filter attitude better than the more earnest Lisa or the laid-back Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary activities like single‑player games and personal media consumption rather than social outings, and there’s a recurring sense of withdrawing or wanting to disappear, as in “não sei se é so cansaço e to pensando demais ou se tem realmente muita coisa se encaixando e eu deveria sumir”. Their focus on patterns, concepts, and opinions about media and systems suggests Intuition (N) over Sensing, for example analyzing game design and meta instead of just surface enjoyment, like discussing sniper balance and FPS requirements in “Fps e não precisar de 60 frames na mesma frase é piada…” and broader takes on FromSoftware fandom in “adoro ver gente falando sobre sua experiência com jogo da from software mas eu acho que a coisa que mais odeio no twitter é fã da from software…”. They are strongly Thinking (T): judgments are blunt, often harsh, and grounded in impersonal evaluations rather than harmony, as in “Felizmente um jogo da riot nunca vai encostar no meu pc, nem se me oferecerem dinheiro eu baixo jogo dessa desgraça”, “se fuder odeio a activision”, and “proíbam a existência de jjk, ja passou da hora”. Their openness, impulsive reactions, and lack of evident structured planning suggest Perceiving (P): they bounce between games and media on a whim (“sera se testo esse zenless zone zero”, “baixei o fortnite de novo…”) and often narrate in‑the‑moment responses instead of long‑term plans. Overall, this mix of introverted, analytical, opinionated, and spontaneous behavior best fits INTP rather than a more organized J‑type or more harmony‑seeking F‑type.

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Teacher who pauses lessons to talk game design. From RDR2 sunsets to BO6 betas, I chase good stories, good aim, and burgers under 20 reais.– @heliogmf

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This cocktail is strong and a bit bitter, built for someone who tweets things like “Felizmente um jogo da riot nunca vai encostar no meu pc, nem se me oferecerem dinheiro eu baixo jogo dessa desgraça” and “se fuder odeio a activision”, so smoky mezcal stands in for that unapologetic, scorched-earth gamer energy. The bitter aperitivo reflects all the tech and industry rants, from “190gb CENTO E NOVENTA GIGAS… 190 GIGAS” to “ficar impressionado que o jogo é 65gb mas logo depois levar um baque que pra jogar no alto a 1080p vai precisar de uma 3060”. Cold brew coffee is for the long gaming and streaming nights implied by tweets like “EU VOU GOZAR COM ESSA BETA DO BO6 CARALHO QUE DELICIA OMNIMOVEMENT” and the obsessive Elden Ring grind in “relato muito importante: a segunda chance pra elden ring com o hype de erdtree DEU MUITO CERTO”. A cherry cola reduction nods to the nostalgic, boyish hype about games and movies, from “rdr2 é um dos melhores jogos já feitos rdr2 com mods é o melhor jogo já feito” to the Fortnite chaos in “simplesmente que incrivel”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents the sudden spikes of passion and anger—whether it’s “Eu quero que esse velho se foda muito, corno desgraçado” or screaming along to Kendrick with “não tem como, ninguém atualmente chega aos pés do Kendrick, que absurdo”—giving the drink a sharp kick that lingers like a good diss track.

Your Hogwarts House
The dominant traits that come through are impulsiveness, intensity, and a tendency to stand loudly by his feelings and principles – all strongly aligned with Gryffindor. He reacts viscerally and without much filter, whether it’s joy ("EU VOU GOZAR COM ESSA BETA DO BO6 CARALHO QUE DELICIA OMNIMOVEMENT") or anger ("Eu quero que esse velho se foda muito, corno desgraçado" and "se fuder odeio a activision"). He stakes very clear moral/values positions in a confrontational way, like refusing Riot games on principle – "Felizmente um jogo da riot nunca vai encostar no meu pc, nem se me oferecerem dinheiro eu baixo jogo dessa desgraça" – and criticizing predatory or annoying platforms/monetization: "2 MINUTOS DE ADS NA MINHA CARA VAI SE FUDER TWITCH", which shows a bold, call‑it‑like‑it‑is attitude. There’s also a romantic, almost heroic emotionalism in tweets about Red Dead Redemption 2 – "eu amo rdr2 eu amo arthur morgan eu quero apagar esse jogo da minha mente eu preciso jogar ele de novo e ter toda aquela experiência" – and about relationships, like "como alguem conseguiu me deixar completamente a mercê dela sem nem me dar um beijo estou puto", which reflects big feelings worn on his sleeve. While he does show some thoughtful commentary on games and media, the overall vibe is not calm, studious Ravenclaw nor quietly loyal Hufflepuff but a fiery, outspoken, emotionally driven personality typical of Gryffindor.

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The best fit is “not like us” by Kendrick Lamar, because it lines up with both their interests and their online energy. They openly stan Kendrick and were hyped during the live performance, repeatedly tweeting about it: “THEY NOT LIKE US 📍Tamboril (CE)”, “not like us de novo KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”, and “CARA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK terceira vez cantando not like us”. The song’s confrontational, dismissive vibe mirrors how they talk about things they dislike, like “Felizmente um jogo da riot nunca vai encostar no meu pc, nem se me oferecerem dinheiro eu baixo jogo dessa desgraça” and “simplesmente terminar com alguém que te apoia em tudo por causa de lol esse jogo tem to be banido e a empresa falir”. At the same time, their passion for games and music, seen in tweets like “pensamento aleatorio da noite eu amo rdr2 eu amo arthur morgan…” and “no final é so eu e a trilha sonora de sonny boy contra o mundo”, matches the intense, cathartic energy of the track. Overall, not like us captures their mix of hype, strong opinions, and dedication to what they love and hate online.

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