Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Nate shows intense dedication to his interests, notably his “Connor I love you” sentiment and frequent sports updates.
- Authentic Communicator: He is very open about his feelings, sharing both high and low moments like his “constant change from its so over to we're so back”.
- Social Connector: He actively seeks community support and human connection, frequently asking for someone to “hold my hand and say it will be okay”.
- Cultural Awareness: He engages with diverse media, from identifying “hannibal coded” aesthetics to discussing the film Brokeback Mountain.
- Humorous Perspective: Nate uses self-deprecating humor to handle life's stressors, often “getting screwed over and laughing” at his own situations.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: His mood swings drastically based on minor news, leading to claims that he is “going to die” or “passing out”.
- Poor Financial Management: He struggles with budgeting, once discovering his balance was only “10 cents” and asking to “borrow 9 reais”.
- Impulsive Socializing: Alcohol affects his boundaries, admitting that drinking makes him want to “send messages to everyone”.
- Avoidant Tendencies: He manages anxiety by “avoiding entering WhatsApp” to dodge potentially unpleasant news or surprises.
- Extreme Hyperbole: Nate frequently uses alarming language for trivial inconveniences, such as saying “I will kill myself” over simple fandom updates.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Nate reflects the high-strung and emotionally turbulent energy of Milhouse, often oscillating between extreme excitement and dramatic despair. He frequently posts about being overwhelmed, such as when he asks, “Alguem segura minha mão outra vez e fala que vai ficar tudo bem”, mirroring Milhouse's constant need for reassurance. Like the character's obsessive fan tendencies, Nate is deeply invested in his idols, noting his life is a “mudança constante de its so over pra we're so back”. He also experiences the same kind of bad luck and social anxiety, admitting he is “evitando entrar no whatsapp pra nao ter uma surpresa desagradavel”. Ultimately, his mix of fandom obsession and relatable misfortune makes him a perfect match for The Simpsons’ most iconic underdog.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Nate exhibits Extraversion through constant, high-energy engagement with his digital social circle, often seeking external validation like in his request to “Alguem segura minha mão e fala que vai ficar tudo bem”. His Intuitive nature is shown by his focus on fandom narratives and 'vibes' over concrete reality, such as labeling a person as “muito hannibal coded”. Nate is a clear Feeler, as his timeline is an emotional rollercoaster where he openly admits to “Tomando no cu e rindo” or being “nervoso que parece que eu vou morrer”. Finally, his Perceiving trait is evident in his spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle, whether it's having “10 centavos” left in his transit balance or his unpredictable “mudança constante de its so over pra we're so back”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a watermelon Monster? Because I’ve had an absolute 'vontade absurda' to have you since I saw you.
- I promise I’m more 'tranquilo' than a Twitter stan—maybe we can skip the constant change from 'its so over' to 'we’re so back' and just stay back together?
- If I hold your hand and tell you 'vai ficar tudo bem,' will you finally stop wanting to move to the Reddit fandom?
- I’d lend you the 9 reais and 70 centavos you need, but only if it covers the fare for you to come over and watch Brokeback Mountain with me.
- You don't need to check your Jaé balance to know you've got plenty of 'aura'—let's skip the Beats gin and tonic and I'll buy you a drink that actually tastes good.
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A multifandom enthusiast balancing life between a Monster energy addiction and the Golden State Warriors. If I’m not at the gym, I’m waiting for the next Riffa drop.– @hellanovtt
Your signature cocktail
The Hudson Highball (Emotional Rollercoaster Edition)
This drink perfectly captures Nate’s chaotic energy, shifting constantly from “its so over pra we're so back”. The Watermelon Monster satisfies his “vontade absurda”, while the gin reflects his change of heart after realizing “ela é boa sim”. The bitters represent his dramatic fanboying, specifically when he’s “passando mal” over photos of his favorites. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who is “infelizmente viciado em the smiths” and needs a drink to survive the “calor desgraçado”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nate exhibits a strong focus on self-preservation and calculated social withdrawal, frequently posting about “evitando entrar no whatsapp pra nao ter uma surpresa desagradavel” to protect his peace. His ambition is channeled through an intense, resourceful fandom experience where he prioritizes his own emotional stakes, often describing his state as “so me fodo pqp” or admitting to “tomando no cu e rindo” amidst chaos. His loyalty is highly selective and protective, specifically towards his 'faves' like Hudson and Connor, while maintaining a sharp, cynical wit about external groups, such as when he notes “essas mina sao maluca”. This combination of self-interest, emotional resourcefulness, and a 'us vs. them' mentality aligns perfectly with the cunning and survival instincts of a Slytherin.
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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths
Nate explicitly admits to being “unfortunately addicted to the smiths”, making their discography a natural fit for his online persona. The song’s blend of melodic brightness and lyrical despair mirrors his constant shifts from “its so over to we're so back” and his tendency to post through minor crises like having “10 cents” in his bank account. His timeline is a dramatic cycle of intense fandom highs and deep personal lows, often lamenting “I only screw up, god dammit” or feeling like he's “going to die”. Ultimately, Nate’s brand of self-deprecating humor and aesthetic misery perfectly captures the Smiths essence of finding poetry in everyday frustration.
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