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Your Simpsons character
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-analytical, and extremely online about niche interests. They combine passionate media criticism and moral stances—like defending nuanced takes on fiction and fandom in posts such as “it’s not “messed up” to wish death on a fake person” and “starting to realize that people treat ages like a level in a video game that determines your maturity and shit…”—with deep dives into series like Stranger Things, Deltarune, and Silent Hill. Like Lisa, they’re intellectually engaged and proud of their ideas, as shown when they say “hi guys, I just made my first deltarune theory… and im genuinely really proud of it”. At the same time, they’re open about mental health struggles and feeling isolated, reflected in posts such as “somebody please help me. please. please” and “genuinely every single time I make a new friend… I find a way to screw it up”, which fits Lisa’s recurring loneliness and emotional volatility. Their mix of earnest self-awareness, strong opinions, and a sense of being misunderstood by others aligns much more with Lisa than with the more carefree or apathetic main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often describe intense inner states and loneliness rather than social buzz, e.g. “screaming out into the void. it’s not like anybody truly cares what happens to me” and “guys how do I make new friends on here /srs”, and repeatedly talk about stepping back from social media or DMs. Their interests and commentary show a strong Intuition preference: they fixate on lore, symbolism, and narrative implications in media like Stranger Things, Silent Hill, Deltarune, and Pokémon, e.g. the detailed Silent Hill meta in “Silent Hill F ended by Hinako saying ‘these hills… they’re silent today…’” and theorizing in “hi guys, I just made my first deltarune theory… I’m genuinely really proud of it”. The emotional intensity and value-driven posts point to Feeling over Thinking: they repeatedly express hurt, empathy, and relational fears, such as “genuinely every single time I make a new friend… I find a way to screw it up. I hate being this way” and their concern for friends and family in “hey guys. im sorry if my behavior lately has been off. my dad is getting very urgent surgery…”. While they can be blunt and argumentative about media takes, the underlying tone is still about personal values (e.g. fairness in character writing or fandom behavior) rather than detached logic, as in “I’m ngl jjk having one really really good and strong female character… is better than one piece having several ‘good’ female characters that don’t really do anything”. Their timeline feels highly reactive, emotional, and spur-of-the-moment rather than structured or planned, suggesting Perceiving over Judging; they frequently talk about switching accounts on impulse or changing meds and coping day-to-day, like “guys again im switching accounts!!!! dm me for the new one!!!!” and “starting my Lurasidone let’s hope it doesn’t make me feel worse this time”. Taken together—introspective emotional depth, fixation on meaning and narrative, strong personal values, and a fluid, unstructured lifestyle—INFP is the closest-fitting MBTI type.

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20 • they/them • Autistic, BPD, PTSDx • Rotating brain between Zelda, Pokémon, Persona, Silent Hill & Deltarune. Once stayed alive for a LEGO Deku Tree.– @hellhound33334

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Overproof dark rum is the heavy hit of emotion and intensity—this is a drink that can snap just like when they say “I actually feel myself about to snap. I can’t do this. I’m completely alone right now”. Sour cherry liqueur brings the sweet-but-tart fixation on fandoms and horny brainrot like “Normalize wanting to see your favorite characters getting fucked” and the unabashed thirst of “I want to be dominated by a black woma”. Cold brew coffee concentrate is their late-night, overthinking, meds-and-weed brain, the wired introspection behind “Weed is good bc when I overthink I feel like a god”. Smoked salt simple syrup adds lingering bitterness and hurt, echoing breakdowns like “screaming out into the void. it’s not like anybody truly cares what happens to me”, but it’s still syrup—there’s underlying sweetness in their love for friends and shoutouts like “merry Christmas you guys i just want to make this tweet to thank all the wonderful people i met on twitter this year”. A dash of chili bitters is the sharp, spicy, unfiltered timeline energy that calls out bad takes (“When someone posts the most dogshit tweets ever but they still get likes because their followers are drones”) and drops nuclear fandom opinions like “this is funny because stranger things has been dogshit from an ass since season 3”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Gryffindor-style intensity, impulsiveness, and a tendency to loudly stand up for their opinions, even when it provokes conflict. For example, they bluntly call out fandom takes and creators, like in “millie is a garbage actress bruh” and “this is funny because stranger things has been dogshit from an ass since season 3 but people are only just now realizing it because their ships aren’t canon”, which reflects the bold, confrontational side of Gryffindor. They also display dramatic, emotionally charged reactions such as “ykw go fuck yourself bitch you don’t get to do this to me” and “If byler is canon im gonna kill every gay person on the planet starting with @bakedclementine” (clearly hyperbolic fandom rage), consistent with a fiery, impulsive temperament. At the same time, they show fierce loyalty and protectiveness toward friends, as seen in “merry Christmas you guys i just want to make this tweet to thank all the wonderful people i met on twitter this year i love you all, but here are the highlights @Alice3DS…” and their repeated boosting of a friend’s game like “guys please wishlist this game its made by my lovely friend @blearthrew”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s ride-or-die loyalty. Even in deep distress, they shout openly into the void with lines like “screaming out into the void. it’s not like anybody truly cares what happens to me” and “do I have to kill myself for you to begin to take me seriously?”, reflecting a dramatic, heart-on-sleeve approach rather than the subtler self-preservation you’d expect from Slytherin. Taken together—their confrontational honesty, emotional volatility, and fierce loyalty to their circle—fit Gryffindor more convincingly than the other houses.

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A fitting song for them is Bury the Light, because it channels self-destructive impulses, loneliness, and a dramatic, almost over-the-top intensity that mirrors their timeline. They oscillate between suicidal ideation and dark humor, like when they say “yk what how bout I just fucking kill myself bruh how would you like that.” and “do I have to kill myself for you to begin to take me seriously?”, which fits the song’s themes of internal chaos and survival through pain. Their bio (“The cage, with human soul and parts!”) and diagnoses (bpd, ptsd, autism) echo the song’s imagery of being trapped within your own mind while still fighting. They also frequently feel abandoned and misunderstood, saying things like “everyone is against me” and “genuinely every single time I make a new friend… I find a way to screw it up.”, which aligns with the song’s conflict between isolation and defiance. At the same time, their intense fandom hyperfixations, horny posting, and dramatic media takes (e.g. “Normalize wanting to see your favorite characters getting fucked” and “STRIKE THE EARTH SHADOWS RISE”) match the song’s bombastic, edgy, anime-AMV energy perfectly.

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