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Much like Milhouse, @hellishsalt describes a life marked by physical fragility and a sense of being perpetually overlooked, often tweeting about how “everyone ignore me” and expressing a desperate need for connection. They share Milhouse's characteristic health struggles and clumsiness, noting that “my entire body aches and im outof breath” while standing in line. The user mirrors Milhouse’s frequent victimization and family-related angst, lamenting that “every single person I have ever perpetually loved has found someone better and replaced me”. Ultimately, both the character and the user exhibit a tragicomic vulnerability, with the user even admitting “i feel like im goibg to pass out” during mundane activities.

Your MBTI personality Type
Salt exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep sense of isolation and a preference for digital interaction, stating “I am so alone” while focusing heavily on internal struggles. Their Intuition (N) is reflected in abstract reflections on their life's trajectory, such as the melancholic realization that “nothing is ever going to get better ever”. As a Feeling (F) type, they are highly sensitive to their interpersonal relationships and emotions, frequently tweeting about their “dad yelling at me” or their desire for “more friends”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their impulsive behaviors and lack of structured planning, seen when they admit “my wallet HATES me” due to spontaneous spending or when they struggle to maintain a routine.

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19 | Pursuing a degree while navigating the chaos of daily life. Fun fact: I once tried to explain a video game plot to my cat and he just walked away. 🐈✨– @hellishsalt

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This drink captures a chaotic 'heaven' and 'hell' energy, starting with a heavy salt rim for a user who identifies as "salt 🧂" and feels "so alone". The bittersweet grapefruit reflects the high-strung mood of someone who says "my wallet HATES me" after a Crumbl run, while the experimental Baja Blast floater is a nod to the time "BAJA BLAST JUST CAME OUTMY NOSE" during a rough night. The strong mezcal base represents the underlying intensity of a life where "nothing is ever going to get better", served in a glass as cold as a "500+ hr fast".

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Salt demonstrates a potent Slytherin ambition centered on self-preservation and the achievement of specific personal goals, often through extreme resourcefulness and a disregard for conventional safety. They display a cold, analytical focus on their progress, noting that “calories stopped mattering to me when i realized I could throw them all up” and showing a cunning ability to hide their actions from others, as seen when they explain, “If im ever forced to eat in frontof everyone id just purge afterwards , My parents dont see me much”. Their intense drive is further evidenced by their commitment to long-term goals, stating that “The longer i go the more i do t want to break my streak because then id have to start all ober”. This combination of secrecy, goal-oriented behavior, and a dark, self-focused determination aligns them most closely with the house of ambition and resourcefulness.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors the user's intense struggle with body image and the self-destructive cycle of eating disorders. They describe a relentless focus on physical perfection, tweeting, “why do i have to have huge ribs” and expressing a heartbreaking comparison to their pet, stating, “my cat weighs 12.9 lbs ill never be good enough 💔🥀”. The track's themes of physical pain and societal pressure resonate with their admission that “Unfortunately calories stopped mattering to me when i realized I could throw them all up”. Much like the song's narrative of feeling trapped by appearance, the user feels a sense of hopelessness, noting that “nothing is ever going to get better ever”.

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