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The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, self-deprecating, and constantly using humor to cover up pain. Their bio and tone are aggressively jokey, and they lean into being an unfiltered clown, like when they say things such as “Trashmouth should die.” and still frame it in a performative way. Bart often masks insecurity and loneliness with jokes and stunts, which parallels tweets like “I FUCKING SEE EVERYTHING. I'M GOING CRAZY. ... ALL IM GOOD FOR IS MAKING YOU LAUGH SO GO AHEAD I DONT FUCKING CARE”. There’s also a reckless, impulsive streak: drugs, sleep deprivation, and a car crash storyline, echoing Bart’s history of dangerous antics and poor judgment, seen in posts like “took a drug boris gave me that i forgot what it was and im seeing all kinds of shit rn” and “i ran i to a street pole”. Finally, beneath the bravado and chaos, there’s intense vulnerability and abandonment hurt—e.g., “i fell in love with a boy who doesn't love me.”—which fits Bart’s sensitive core under his prankster persona.

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They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is loud, performative, and heavily social, constantly referencing friends and group dynamics, e.g. joking about being “your walking stage” in “YOUR WALKIJG STAGE IS HAVIG. A MENTAL BREAK EVWRYONE LAUGH THATS WHAY IM GOOD FOR RIGHT??” and making a public ‘Twitter family’ post in “My Twitter Family: …”. They are clearly Intuitive (N): they spiral into big-picture meanings about love, self-worth, and narratives (“closure,” “doomed to suffer”) rather than sticking to concrete facts, as in “i'm doomed to suffer.” and “that happened?”, showing a tendency to interpret events symbolically. Their style is highly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotional hurt and loyalty instead of logic, shown in “you said you'd never break a promise. you lied to my face.” and the intense heartbreak in “i fell in love with a boy who doesn't love me.”. Finally, they show strong Perceiving (P) traits: impulsive drug use in “took a drug boris gave me that i forgot what it was”, chaotic last‑minute decisions like the car situation in “i think i took wrong turn”, and a general lack of structure, plus messy sleep and life patterns in “i have not slept in over 24 hours...how does one manage insomnia”. All together, the emotionally intense, dramatic, social, and spontaneous behavior fits ENFP best.

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Derry-based chaos magnet, part-time stand‑up, full‑time survivour of bad ideas and worse road trips. Currently remembering life one joke at a time.– @HELLOSAILORRR

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This chaotic drink starts with an overproof rum shot for the way Richie keeps flirting with self-destruction and drama, like when he says “so i'm fuckint killiny myself” and “i want to die”, yet somehow is still here. An espresso and cold brew mix captures his wired insomnia and exhaustion, as seen in “i have not slept in over 24 hours...how does one manage insomnia” and “i havejt slept in like two weeks is this rem awake”. The cherry-lime soda splash is his loud, candy-colored humor and dramatic flair, matching things like “I JUST FUCKING SAW RAINBOW DASH” and his chaotic family-tree bit “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family...”. Crushed ice with a dash of salted bitters stands for the heartbreak and betrayal he can’t quite shake, echoing “you looked me in my eyes and siad 'I love you' then turned around and told someone else you prefered them” and “i fell in love with a boy who doesn't love me.”. Finally, the red cotton-candy rim is sweet, messy, and a little theatrical—just like him insisting “i love my life by the way did you guys know how much i love having a beating heart ♡♡ never kill yourself” while still cracking jokes through the pain in “ALL IM GOOD FOR IS MAKING YOU LAUGH SO GO AHEAD I DONT FUCKING CARE”.

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This account shows strong Gryffindor traits: high impulsivity, emotional intensity, and a tendency to barrel into danger. They literally joke about and then enact self-destructive, high‑risk behavior, like the escalating crisis around drugs and suicidality in tweets such as “richie can officially say he wants to kill himself without it being a joke.” and the later car crash arc that leads to “i ran i to a street pole” and hospitalization updates for head trauma. There’s also a performative, almost hero‑complex edge in “I FUCKING SEE EVERYTHING. I'M GOING CRAZY. GOd I' A AFUCKING JOKE😂😂😂😂😂 YOUR WALKIJG STAGE IS HAVIG. A MENTAL BREAK EVWRYONE LAUGH THATS WHAY IM GOOD FOR RIGHT?? ALL IM GOOD FOR IS MAKING YOU LAUGH SO GO AHEAD I DONT FUCKING CARE”, which shows someone who sees themself as the center of the drama, the one who takes the hit. Despite extreme pain and betrayal, they still reach out and accept help from friends—“miles and bev are coming over.” and “miles is letting me stay with him for a bit.”—and later they can still say “i love my life by the way did you guys know how much i love having a beating heart ♡♡ never kill yourself”, which reflects a raw, defiant courage in the face of trauma. Their loud, reckless emotional honesty and willingness to throw themselves headfirst into relationships, substances, and chaotic situations fits Gryffindor’s archetype far more than the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin or the steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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Their timeline swings between dark humor about death and a stubborn will to keep going, which fits the dramatic, emo resilience of Welcome to the Black Parade. They repeatedly express suicidal ideation and feeling like a joke, like when they say “richie can officially say he wants to kill himself without it being a joke.” and “nothing i ever say will be taken seriously because i joked about killing myself too much…”, echoing the song’s themes of pain and not being believed. At the same time, there’s a defiant streak and gallows humor—“i love my life by the way did you guys know how much i love having a beating heart ♡♡ never kill yourself”—that mirrors the song’s insistence on carrying on despite everything. Their hospitalizations, trauma, and memory loss (“he is being actively treated for head trauma and bone fractures…”) give them that "wounded protagonist" energy the song embodies. Overall, their chaotic, emotional, performative style—calling themselves a "walking stage" in “YOUR WALKIJG STAGE IS HAVIG. A MENTAL BREAK EVWRYONE LAUGH…”—feels perfectly in line with the melodramatic, theatrical spirit of My Chemical Romance.

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