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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but specifically Lisa in her edgier, more world-weary, deeply opinionated phases. Like Lisa, this user mixes sharp social critique with intense emotions and a sense of moral superiority, for example openly framing herself as a deliberate villain rather than explaining herself in “se explicar pra que? melhor sair como vilã”. She’s acutely judgmental of others’ ignorance and stupidity, mirroring Lisa’s frustration with the world, as seen when she snaps about language and education in “meu deus aprendam português e interpretação de texto antes de querer cursar direito por favor eu imploro”. The user also has a very strong ideological stance about men, expressed in both jokingly absolutist and hostile ways in “'bandido bom é bandido morto' nah, homem bom é homem morto” and “pq homem é assim”, similar to how Lisa can become single‑minded and uncompromising about feminism and justice. Finally, she’s self-aware, dramatic, and leans into her own persona—like Lisa embracing being the misunderstood, intense girl—evident in “adoro postar 15 tweets seguidos em uma hora e depois sumir por meses” and her bio “Professional misandrist,” which shows a performative, hyper-conscious identity much like Lisa’s activist self-image.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly seek interaction and attention, e.g. openly wanting to irritate strangers online in “agora eu entendo o apelo de irritar gnt aleatória na internet” and describing themself as someone who needs attention to live in “eu sou igualzinha a tinker bell, se não recebo atenção eu morro”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they often generalize about people and dynamics, like gender and aging, in “quanto mais a gente cresce/envelhece menos se importa com o que os outros acham… isso é simplesmente lindo” and frame relationships in conceptual terms such as “amadurecer é perceber que eu fui 'a mocinha' e 'a vilã'”, rather than dwelling on concrete details. Their values and emotional reactions dominate, pointing to Feeling: moral/emotional stances like “eu me casaria com uma ex garota de programa. mas nunca com um homem que já contratou uma.” and their intense, value-laden misandrist persona in “'bandido bom é bandido morto' nah, homem bom é homem morto” show priority on personal ethics and passion over detached logic. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they admit to chaotic, spontaneous patterns such as “adoro postar 15 tweets seguidos em uma hora e depois sumir por meses” and not planning sleep in “eu deveria estar dormindo, nao assistindo tropa de elite pela segunda vez na semana”, which reflects a flexible, go-with-the-flow lifestyle rather than a controlled, scheduled one. Taken together, the energetic outward expression, abstract/moral framing, emotionally charged value judgments, and spontaneous behavior are most consistent with ENFP.

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Law student powered by MCR, dark humor, and too much iced coffee. Once binge‑tweeted Tropa de Elite at 2am and called it 'research'.– @helsikie

Your signature cocktail
This drink hits hard and a little vicious, just like someone whose location is “Professional misandrist” and who casually posts “bandido bom é bandido morto' nah, homem bom é homem morto”. The cachaça with burnt sugar and chili reflects her chaotic, laughing-through-the-rage energy, seen when she tweets things like “nossa que biscate feia do caralho KKKKKKKKKKKK” and “eu bato com o placo na cara da puta”. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and cutting, matching the way she drags people over grammar in “meu deus aprendam português e interpretação de texto antes de querer cursar direito por favor eu imploro”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, emo sweetness for the girl who’s devoted to dead boys and MCR, as in “chega logo fevereiro eu quero ir pro show do mcr” and “oh how I love silly dead boys”. The salted pink pepper rim represents her demanding standards in men from “❌ não assumo (ver. homem) ❌ não é submisso não me chama de mamãe...”, balancing pain and pleasure. Finally, the activated charcoal splash makes it as dramatic and funereal as “His body, my choice” and her bio’s “Talk shit, get hit! ⚰︎”, turning the whole cocktail into a goth, weaponized sour.

Your Hogwarts House
This account radiates Slytherin’s sharp self‑preservation, ruthlessness, and calculated pettiness. They explicitly embrace a villain role and not explaining themselves, as in “se explicar pra que? melhor sair como vilã”, which fits Slytherin’s comfort with being disliked if it serves their own position. Their standards in relationships are highly strategic and transactional, listing conditions like a man needing to be submissive, hardworking, and worshipful in “❌ não assumo (ver. homem) ❌ não é submisso não me chama de mamãe rodado demora pra responder dá prioridade pra tudo menos eu menos de 1,75 segue muita mulher e curte fotos de todas nao é trabalhador nao me trata como uma deusa vê pornô”, which reflects ambition and control rather than warmth or fairness. Their delight in outsmarting or punishing others is also very Slytherin: they brag “fiz muito pouco, se eu tivesse certeza e provas eu teria feito pior 🥳” and celebrate having been "esperta" in “nossa eu fui muito espertinha pqpp”, showing cunning and a willingness to escalate when it benefits them. Even their casual misanthropy and provocative edge, like “'bandido bom é bandido morto' nah, homem bom é homem morto”, and the aggressive boundary-setting in “porra vai ser meu fã pra sempre?? te manca” fit a Slytherin’s instinct to protect their space and power rather than seek harmony. While there are flashes of humor and self-awareness, the dominant pattern is calculated, combative, and status‑conscious, making Slytherin the clearest fit.

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They’re openly obsessed with My Chemical Romance, talking about going to their show (“mds lembrei que vou no show do mcr 🥳🙏”, “chega logo fevereiro eu quero ir pro show do mcr”), so a classic MCR anthem fits perfectly. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) balances melodramatic humor, bitterness, and self-awareness in the same way their timeline swings from rage to irony and back, like “se explicar pra que? melhor sair como vilã” and “adoro postar 15 tweets seguidos em uma hora e depois sumir por meses”. The song’s theme of being emotionally chaotic but defiant mirrors their mix of self-deprecation and bravado, such as “eu sou igualzinha a tinker bell, se não recebo atenção eu morro”. Their aggressive misandrist persona (“bandido bom é bandido morto' nah, homem bom é homem morto”) also matches the song’s confrontational, cathartic energy. Overall, this track captures their dark humor, emotional intensity, and love for dramatic flair better than anything else.

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