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Sean lines up most with Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and funny while still clearly passionate about his interests. Like Bart, he lives online roasting things he loves, joking that “people who only play gachas are so uninteresting” even though he’s deep into Genshin and Wuwa himself. His dramatic, over-the-top reactions — from “LARA CROFT IS BACK YHIS CANNOT BE REAL” to “THIS IS LITERALLY EDGINGGGG WHERE IS LARA” — feel very Bart having a meltdown over TV or video games. He’s mischievous and unserious, joking about dropping money on games like “dropped a $100 on rivals this month and probably more” and poking at people and fandoms with lines like “this game is so embarrassing and sad”. Underneath the snark, there’s enthusiasm and loyalty to his faves (Tomb Raider, Genshin, Wuwa), matching Bart’s mix of troublemaker energy and genuine heart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they talk a lot about interacting with oomfs, irls, and wanting a more active account, e.g. saying “my acc is so dead do i start posting biceps again” and that getting a boyfriend has changed how much they tweet in “getting a boyfriend has stopped me from tweeting completely but that’s okay”, which shows comfort with public attention and social engagement. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive: they rarely discuss concrete real‑life details and instead get excited about possibilities, hype, and meta-discourse around games and fandoms, like “stellar blade 2 gonna be the first ai generated triple aaa game” and “saving in wuwa feels so good when the unit you want is right around the corner”, which are more about patterns and anticipation than sensory facts. They seem more Feeling than Thinking: their judgments tend to center around vibes, loyalty, and moral/emotional reactions, such as calling out people defending a predator in “are defending a pedophile in the comments..?” and mocking arguments they find dehumanizing in “baby your own life has an end of service date”, showing value-driven responses over formal logic. Finally, they skew Perceiving: they openly embrace impulse and flexibility, whaling and changing plans on a whim in gacha games like “my love for navia has gotten me to go for c2 xilonen , now columbina AND ineffa” and joking about dropping $100 casually in “dropped a $100 on rivals this month and probably more”, which reflects spontaneous decision-making over structured planning. Their animated hype over events like The Game Awards (“LARA CROFT NOW PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE”) and new releases paints a picture of an expressive, possibility-focused, emotionally reactive, and flexible personality typical of ENFPs.

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Sean | 19 | Gamer & gacha enjoyer who skipped Natlan and still logs into Genshin daily. Currently rotating between WuWa, TR news, and Marvel Rivals.– @helvnt

Your signature cocktail
The silver tequila infused with espresso is for staying up min-maxing pulls and theorycrafting damage like someone who tweets about calculating DPS and pulling plans: “been trying to calc how much dps would my bina do with sig and c2 lauma” and “realizing it’s almost impossible to get bina , weapon and ineffa with 130 pulls”. Lychee liqueur adds a sweet, slightly dramatic flair for their unapologetic whaling and obsession with pretty, limited units: “c2 columbina , ineffa , columbina sig all in a few days #ilmbf” and “wuwa releasing amaeath so early and now i got no pulls for her ass #great”. The blue curaçao represents their gamer-core, console-loving side and the need to be seated for every big drop, from Lara to TGA: “seated for #TheGameAwards” and “LARA CROFT IS BACK YHIS CANNOT BE REAL”. Ginger syrup adds a sharp kick for how brutally honest and messy-funny they are when calling out weird fandom behavior and bad takes: “people who only play gachas are so uninteresting” and “this game is so embarrassing and sad”. Topped with sparkling yuzu soda, it stays light, chaotic, and a little extra—like someone who can pivot from AI frappuccinos and promo-twt jokes to flexing pulls and posting biceps: “I can’t stop making AI frappuccinos” and “my acc is so dead do i start posting biceps again”.

Your Hogwarts House
Sean reads as firmly Slytherin: ambitious, competitive, and very results‑oriented about his hobbies and games. He constantly talks about optimizing and winning in gacha and competitive titles, like min-maxing pulls and DPS in Genshin and Wuthering Waves (“my love for navia has gotten me to go for c2 xilonen , now columbina AND ineffa all to still have barely 100k dps”, “need wuwa yinlin rerun so i can whale out and get her s6”), and dropping $100+ on Rivals (“dropped a $100 on rivals this month and probably more”), which shows an intense drive to push accounts to the top. There’s also a sharp, sometimes cutting social instinct and willingness to call people or companies out when they’re wrong or embarrassing, e.g. defending against following a predator (“warned oomf about him following a pdfile and he just replied with ‘that’s my ride or die’ jesus you actually don’t know what goes on in this app”) or mocking bad corporate/creative decisions (“stellar blade 2 gonna be the first ai generated triple aaa game 😭😭”, “this game is so embarrassing and sad”). His tone is witty but ruthless, favoring blunt assessments over gentle diplomacy, as seen when he dismisses entire groups or games as boring or uninteresting (“people who only play gachas are so uninteresting”, “this tea ass game..”). While there’s some loyalty to friends and oomfs (e.g. playing Rivals with them and worrying about a dead account), the dominant pattern is strategic, self-directed striving for better outcomes, status, and performance – all very Slytherin-coded traits.

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A fitting song for them is Venus Fly Trap by MARINA because it captures the confident, slightly jaded gamer who still leans fully into their own interests. They openly clown on games and communities while staying deeply invested, like when they say “playing dbd as we go into 2026 has to be some sort of humiliation kink” and “people who only play gachas are so uninteresting” even though they’re constantly tweeting about Genshin and Wuwa. The song’s theme of owning your quirks and success despite others’ judgment mirrors tweets like “my irls just found out i still play genshin 5 years later and they hit me with this” and “getting a boyfriend has stopped me from tweeting completely but that’s okay”, where they embrace their habits and life changes unapologetically. Their hype over big moments like “LARA CROFT IS BACK YHIS CANNOT BE REAL” and “TWO GAMES ?? LARA CROFT YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED” matches the song’s bold, dramatic energy. Overall, Venus Fly Trap reflects their mix of gaming obsession, sharp humor, and self-assured attitude toward what they love.

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