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Lisa is the most introspective, emotionally volatile, and culturally curious member of the Simpson family, traits that match @hemlock1808âs frequent selfâanalysis and artistic references. The userâs tweet 'i think your idea of love and relationships is heavily based on your parents dynamicâŠ' mirrors Lisaâs tendency to dissect family dynamics and relationships. Their recurring feelings of insecurity, such as 'i feel so fucking ugly' and 'my favourite boy always leaves me!', echo Lisaâs occasional selfâdoubt and yearning for acceptance. The userâs love for books ('i finished reading never let me goâŠ') and movies ('i watched synecdoche new york') aligns with Lisaâs voracious appetite for literature and cinema. Finally, the userâs strong attachment to their mother ('i love my mom my mom is the only person who loves me') reflects Lisaâs close bond with Marge, the emotional anchor in her life.

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The user shows strong extraversion by frequently addressing the audience and seeking interaction, e.g., "hi can someone play king of carrot flowers on the guitar so i can sing..." and "I LOVE MY FRIENDS THEY ARE FULL OF LOVE AND FORGIVENESS AND PROGRESS." Their communication is dominated by abstract, metaphorical imagery, reflecting intuition: "my body is a machine that makes utter agony and longing into Croissants" and "i wish i could have wings i fly back to the dreamy land to kiss my favourite boy again." Decisionâmaking is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "how come when my mother shows me love my heart burns it hurts more than anything" and "i feel so fucking ugly." Finally, their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible, with impulsive posts such as "guys it was $1 now check this out pizza dough makes 12x..." and "i am collecting one twinem per continental subregion on a biyearly schedule," indicating a perceiving preference.

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Gamer, chef, vaporeon cosplayerâonce turned a 2âŻam armâwrestle loss into a baconâpancake feast.â @hemlock1808

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The cocktail, called "Mango Vapo Racks", captures the chaotic, sweetâsour aesthetic of @hemlock1808. It mixes mango puree, echoing their tweet "my mango is to blow up and then act like i dont know nobody". A splash of white chocolate liqueur nods to "i just had cereal with half white chocolate liqueur half milk". The fizz of Prosecco, served in a mug, references "room temp prosecco in a mug". A bright dash of yuzu juice honors their love for Japanese culture, seen in "my mom wont stop watching japanese lifestyle youtube videos". Finally, a pinch of activated charcoal gives the drink a dark, "I feel so fucking ugly" edge, balancing the sweetness with the userâs selfâcritical vibe.

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The user shows strong ambition and a desire for material gain, as seen in 'racks on racks on racks >:333' and 'i would make 1 trillion croissants if it meant my bf would rub my đжđ» rn'. They also display a willingness to use aggression and manipulation, e.g., 'i am going to harm somebody for this' and 'i need help and my help i do mean beating my husband i need to beat him and maybe a hug from him after'. This pattern of selfâinterest, cunning, and a darker edge aligns with Slytherinâs core traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to bend rules.

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The raw pain and selfâdestructive thoughts that dominate the timeline echo the opening line of 'Hurt' â 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel,' just as they tweet 'i feel so fucking ugly' and 'i take screenshots of texts that make me happy and read them again when i feel like shooting myself with rifle.' Their repeated pleas for help, like 'i need help and my help i do mean beating my husband i need to beat him and maybe a hug from him after,' mirror the song's confession of inner torment. The line 'my mom is the only person who loves me' captures the fragile attachment the narrator clings to, similar to the song's yearning for connection despite alienation. Their wish to escape, 'i wish i could have wings i fly back to the dreamy land to kiss my favourite boy again,' reflects the longing for relief that 'Hurt' expresses. Overall, the melancholy, selfâharm, and desperate desire for love make 'Hurt' a fitting anthem.

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